Stalking Cutie McHairy

By Square on September 27, 2009 in Others

Cutie McHairy

I would very much like to think I’m a pretty darn good stalker when it comes to hunting down hot blokes, but apparently a lot more people out there have much better stalking skills than me. Close example would be our avid drooler Justin, who has successfully stalked down guy number one in our “More Gems from Guys With iPhones” post, codename Cutie McHairy. Cutie’s chest hair (let’s call him that for now) seems to have gone through a lot of changes, it’s like the whole four seasons taking place there! I’m happy to report that latest development shows that he is in full bloom, and let’s just hope that it stays that way. We don’t need another Scott Herman in our midst, do we?

If you’re interested in further stalking, here is his Twitter, his personals page and his Twitpic page from more skin shots. Many thanks to Justin, who is hands down the official winner of hot men stalker awards. Teach me, master!

ANYWAYS JOSH. Would it be a great chore if you just hold an “I LOVE SQUAREHIPPIES” sign shirtless? Don’t look away because I know you’re reading this. *side eye*

Josh Bourgeois aka Cutie McHairy

Now, the bad news. Furfans look away!

Josh Bourgeois aka Cutie McHairy

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Josh on September 27th, 2009 at 10:27 am

This has the potential for explaining the horrible number of Facebook friend requests I’m sure to get… Tell you what, I’ll take the aforementioned endorsement picture ~~once my chest hair grows back~~ if you take my last name out of this post.
wilko on September 27th, 2009 at 4:30 pm

lol
Justin on September 28th, 2009 at 3:48 pm

Oh LORD — Square outs me — I am now officially THE creepiest old(er) faggot on the internet … lmao
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