Would You Like Some More Gravy With Your Steak, Sir?
Before you make crazy assumptions, this dude is covered with gravy. I always prefer extra gravy when I have my steak and mashed potatoes, but this is taking gravy loving to a whole new level. It will probably take me more than a day to lick everything off this guy clean but I’m sure I can spare a day or two, in the name of gravy of course! Ill start with the pits, and work my way down. Crap talking aside, this is actually “Stone Cold Steve Bisto”, real name Joel Hicks and he’s the winner of 2009 World Gravy Wrestling Championship. It’s ONLY times like this I’m glad he has a smooth chest. Makes my work so much easier.