A Little Jiggle in the Morning

Identity Guard Guy Shirtless

Good morning, people of earth! Let’s start our glorious day with some jiggly action from this cub’s furry man tits (every week is chunk week, bitches). It only lasted for about 2 seconds or so but you know you’ll be thinking about it during breakfast, lunch AND dinner — all the way til Monday! I feel that his nipples were staring directly into my soul and they want constant love and attention. These furry, chunky caps are from Identity Guard commercial titled “Boxers” — we really should have more and more ads like this in my humble, fur-crazy opinion. Now, excuse me while I go reminisce some good memories with our resident cub, Kyle Bornheimer (what the hell is he doing now anyway?). Watch the video after the jump.

Identity Guard commercial via Bearotic

Identity Guard Guy Shirtless in Boxers

Identity Guard Guy Shirtless in Boxers

Identity Guard Guy Shirtless in Boxers

Identity Guard Guy Shirtless in Boxers

Identity Guard Guy Shirtless in Boxers

Identity Guard Guy Shirtless in Boxers

Identity Guard Guy Shirtless in Boxers

Identity Guard Guy Shirtless in Boxers

Identity Guard Guy Shirtless in Boxers

  • Todd R

    That fur is hot.

  • DoverDavid

    Nice seeing someone here who is not all pretty and chiseled.

  • It’s always nice to know there are men like @Todd R and @DoverDavid and @Square who appreciate a bloated furry whale like me 😉

  • Boris

    I think he may have indulge on too many Burger Royal since the last time, but he still as desirable as ever!

  • 24gotham

    Hot, Hot, Hot… Thank you for bringing us some less than trim manhood… Those nipples! Oh my…

  • WarpedRecord

    Square: Please include more real men on this site (though this guy’s a bit too real for my tastes).

    And what is Kyle Bornheimer doing now? Sadly, it’s not me.

  • wmassguy

    Damn he is hot! Much to my dismay, he started to trim down during his show. I’m glad to see he gave up on that and “chunked up” a bit since the series cancellation.

  • Harry

    Is it a sasquatch? I am so far off team chunk that I’m standing on top of a building sniping the members…

  • LoveMonkey

    Praise the chunk lords!! That jiggle in the video did so much to me!

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