Dave Salmoni in His Uniform

By Square on October 31, 2009 in Others

Dave Salmoni Shirtless

These days, I can’t look at Tyra Banks without giving some serious eye rolls but you have to hand it to that woman in giving what we all want to see. In this case, she invited Animal Planet’s latest hairy beefcake, Dave Salmoni to her Halloween themed show yesterday dressed as Tarzan. In my opinion, this should be Dave’s uniform and he should wear it at all times. These are capped by the magnificent capper DaveId at Dreamcaps, and I’m glad Mike Rowe never agree to do such things because he would give me a major heart attack and despite what everyone thinks, that is NOT a good thing!

Dave Salmoni Shirtless on Tyra

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white panda on October 31st, 2009 at 7:42 am

one of the nicest chests on television.
rickg on October 31st, 2009 at 7:43 am

Can’t get any better. Nice well proportioned. Not too Hot, not too cold…. Just right! Ahhhh….
joe on October 31st, 2009 at 8:23 am

He really is the perfect man, i’ve had the biggest crush on him for years.
Boris on October 31st, 2009 at 10:55 am

My husband, for tonight!
Justin on October 31st, 2009 at 12:03 pm

Dave Salmoni is a nice specimen of fine hairy man hunk. But I still prefer this uniform:

Dave Salmoni in Jeans
bro on October 31st, 2009 at 1:09 pm

I have found God, and his name is Dave Salmoni….
*faints*
Todd R on October 31st, 2009 at 2:09 pm

wow – that was amazing.
P51Mustang on October 31st, 2009 at 2:14 pm

Wow- I haven’t watched Animal Planet since Jeff Corwin days- pant, pant- but the sight of Dave Salmoni in animals skins or jeans sends me into heat. Mating season!
undapantsman on October 31st, 2009 at 2:39 pm

I agree with the Uniform statement and for logical reasons too! Since he’s working with animals so often and perhaps in their natural environment, wearing only animal skins while he films might result in a more favorable outcome in his encounters with the creatures…

Also, we’d get to see him bend down and all that good stuff. =D
Matty on October 31st, 2009 at 7:57 pm

I just have to go for it and make the obvious joke.
Oh my what a big snake he has.
Square on October 31st, 2009 at 8:02 pm

@Matty Well, I’m just glad someone did!
Mallory on October 31st, 2009 at 8:05 pm

Dave Salmoni may be the hottest individual on television. Maybe it isn’t a maybe…he very LIKELY is. Had a huge crush on this extremely…gulp…..easy-on-the-eyes host for years and years.
Vina on October 31st, 2009 at 11:28 pm

I WANT THAT TARZAN IN MY JUNGLE! ;-]
<3
Hippy. on November 1st, 2009 at 12:30 am

@Vina-As do I! Share em, will ya?

Nyways, this guy is amazing. He reminds me of my other down ‘n dirty, wilderness lover Bear Grylls. <3

The fact that he’s out there on public television practically (or might as well be, or should be [definitely should be]) bearing it all is a huge plus. makes me love him even more.
Boris on November 1st, 2009 at 2:34 am

And I would not mind his “little” cat!
KarmaLysing on November 1st, 2009 at 10:43 pm

I’ve said it before, and this just proves it: The executives at the Discovery franchises have finally sussed their ACTUAL target audience… Dear gods… I’d even dress as Jane for him…
GD on November 2nd, 2009 at 3:59 pm

In love The perfect man!
emoboi on November 3rd, 2009 at 12:44 am

he’s so yum. *blush*
james on November 5th, 2009 at 10:51 pm

I wanna hit that!!!!!
friktion on November 26th, 2009 at 11:32 pm

Woah! QT for sure!
Scorp on December 15th, 2009 at 1:47 pm

Wow, I’m relatively new to Sqaurehippies…I’m lovin’ it! This guy is not only a gorgeous bod, but a beautiful face as well. Sweet (wet) dreams are made of this.
Say WHAT? on September 12th, 2010 at 12:37 pm

He’s too good for that Chelsea broad.
brexx on November 18th, 2010 at 9:53 pm

Fucking sexy beast. Perfect body