Dave Salmoni in His Uniform

Dave Salmoni Shirtless

These days, I can’t look at Tyra Banks without giving some serious eye rolls but you have to hand it to that woman in giving what we all want to see. In this case, she invited Animal Planet’s latest hairy beefcake, Dave Salmoni to her Halloween themed show yesterday dressed as Tarzan. In my opinion, this should be Dave’s uniform and he should wear it at all times. These are capped by the magnificent capper DaveId at Dreamcaps, and I’m glad Mike Rowe never agree to do such things because he would give me a major heart attack and despite what everyone thinks, that is NOT a good thing!

Dave Salmoni Shirtless on Tyra

Dave Salmoni Shirtless on Tyra

Dave Salmoni Shirtless on Tyra

Dave Salmoni Shirtless on Tyra

Dave Salmoni Shirtless on Tyra

Dave Salmoni Shirtless on Tyra

Dave Salmoni Shirtless on Tyra

Dave Salmoni Shirtless on Tyra

Dave Salmoni Shirtless on Tyra

Dave Salmoni Shirtless on Tyra

Dave Salmoni Shirtless on Tyra

Dave Salmoni Shirtless on Tyra

Dave Salmoni Shirtless on Tyra

Dave Salmoni Shirtless on Tyra

Dave Salmoni Shirtless on Tyra

Dave Salmoni Shirtless on Tyra

Dave Salmoni Shirtless on Tyra

Dave Salmoni Shirtless on Tyra

Dave Salmoni Shirtless on Tyra

Dave Salmoni Shirtless on Tyra

  • white panda

    one of the nicest chests on television.

  • rickg

    Can’t get any better. Nice well proportioned. Not too Hot, not too cold…. Just right! Ahhhh….

  • joe

    He really is the perfect man, i’ve had the biggest crush on him for years.

  • Boris

    My husband, for tonight!

  • Dave Salmoni is a nice specimen of fine hairy man hunk. πŸ™‚ But I still prefer this uniform:

    Dave Salmoni in Jeans

  • bro

    I have found God, and his name is Dave Salmoni….
    *faints*

  • Todd R

    wow – that was amazing.

  • P51Mustang

    Wow- I haven’t watched Animal Planet since Jeff Corwin days- pant, pant- but the sight of Dave Salmoni in animals skins or jeans sends me into heat. Mating season!

  • undapantsman

    I agree with the Uniform statement and for logical reasons too! Since he’s working with animals so often and perhaps in their natural environment, wearing only animal skins while he films might result in a more favorable outcome in his encounters with the creatures…

    Also, we’d get to see him bend down and all that good stuff. =D

  • Matty

    I just have to go for it and make the obvious joke.
    Oh my what a big snake he has.

    • @Matty Well, I’m just glad someone did!

  • Mallory

    Dave Salmoni may be the hottest individual on television. Maybe it isn’t a maybe…he very LIKELY is. Had a huge crush on this extremely…gulp…..easy-on-the-eyes host for years and years.

  • Vina

    I WANT THAT TARZAN IN MY JUNGLE! ;-]
    <3

  • Hippy.

    @Vina-As do I! Share em, will ya? πŸ™‚

    Nyways, this guy is amazing. He reminds me of my other down ‘n dirty, wilderness lover Bear Grylls. <3

    The fact that he’s out there on public television practically (or might as well be, or should be [definitely should be]) bearing it all is a huge plus. makes me love him even more.

  • Boris

    And I would not mind his “little” cat!

  • KarmaLysing

    I’ve said it before, and this just proves it: The executives at the Discovery franchises have finally sussed their ACTUAL target audience… Dear gods… I’d even dress as Jane for him…

  • GD

    In love πŸ™‚ The perfect man!

  • emoboi

    he’s so yum. *blush*

  • james

    I wanna hit that!!!!!

  • friktion

    Woah! QT for sure!

  • Scorp

    Wow, I’m relatively new to Sqaurehippies…I’m lovin’ it! This guy is not only a gorgeous bod, but a beautiful face as well. Sweet (wet) dreams are made of this.

  • Say WHAT?

    He’s too good for that Chelsea broad.

  • brexx

    Fucking sexy beast. Perfect body πŸ™‚

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