Empire’s 50 Sexiest Male Movie Stars, None of Mah Husbands Are In

Empire 50 Sexiest Movie Stars List

Empire magazine has recently published their list of 2009 sexiest male movie stars, and I just realized I’ve posted more than 90% of them. Perhaps this is the final sign for me to get a life? Let me think… NEVAAHHH! Anyways, I wonder who made this list in the first place? My guess would be a 30 something female senior editor who has watched “Twillight” at least twice (that could be me in 10 years). Where the fuck are MAH HUSBANDS?!? Paul Rudd should at least be in it!!! List of actors and their respective pages in descending order after the jump.

Empire Online via ONTD

50. Channing Tatum – “She’s The Man“, “Fighting“, GQ shoot
49. Shia Labeouf – “A Guide to Recognizing Your Saints“, “Even Stevens Movie“, running
48. Keanu Reeves – “Much Ado About Nothing
47. Jensen Ackles – “Angel
46. James Franco – “Sonny“, “Milk
45. Cary Grant
44. Chris Evans – “Celullar“, “Fantastic Four“, “London“, early shoot
43. Tom Cruise – “Jerry Maguire
42. Antonio Banderas – “Original Sin
41. Chris Pine – “Just My Luck“, “Star Trek“, paparazzi shots
40. Colin Farrell
39. Zachary Quinto – “So NoTORIous
38. Ben Barnes – “Bigga Than Ben
37. Daniel Radcliffe
36. Kellan Lutz – InTouch shoot
35. Taylor Lautner – “New Moon
34. Jude Law – Paparazzi shots
33. Harrison Ford – “What Lies Beneath
32. Bradley Cooper – “He’s Just Not That into You“, “The Midnight Meat Train“, “Wet Hot American Summer“, “Nip/Tuck
31. Gael Garcia Bernal
30. Sean Connery
29. Ewan McGregor – “Down With Love“, “Young Adam“, “The Pillow Book
28. James Dean
27. Clive Owen – “Duplicity
26. Marlon Brando
25. Sam Worthington
24. Jason Isaacs
23. Will Smith – “I, Robot“, “I Am Legend
22. Matt Damon – “The Talented Mr. Ripley“, “Good Will Hunting
21. Leonardo DiCaprio – “The Departed
20. Sean Bean – Early shoot
19. Eric Bana – “Troy
18. Orlando Bloom – “The Calcium Kid“, “Troy
17. Paul Newman
16. Jake Gyllenhaal – “Rendition“, “Prince of Persia
15. Zac Efron – “High School Musical 2
14. Heath Ledger – “Candy
13. Viggo Mortensen – “A Walk On the Moon
12. Daniel Craig – “Love Is The Devil“, “Casino Royale“, “Flashbacks of a Fool“, “Tomb Raider
11. Ryan Reynolds – “The Proposal“, “Buying the Cow“, “Blade Trinity“, “The Nines“, “The Amityville Horror
10. Gerard Butler – “300
9. James McAvoy – “Becoming Jane“, “The Last King of Scotland
8. Alan Rickman (eh)
7. George Clooney
6. Hugh Jackman – “Wolverine“, “Australia“, “Swordfish
5. Christian Bale – “Reign of Fire“, “Equilibrium“, “American Psycho
4. Brad Pitt – “Troy“, “Fight Club“, “Thelma & Louise
3. Robert Downey Jr. – “Chances Are“, “Iron Man
2. Robert Pattinson – “New Moon
1. Johnny Depp – “Private Resort

  • Rafael

    The simple fact that Chris Evans is #44 and Robert Pattinson is #2 makes me believe whoever came up with this list is a blind idiot.

  • szoszo

    i have so many problems with this whole thing that i wont even start to criticize

  • WannaBuyADuck

    What a dumb list. Why should someone’s OPINION of who’s hot be of interest. #2 Robert Pattison is a girly-man fergodsakes. Alan Rickman is hotter than Ryan Reynolds or James Franco? Ridiculous Even on the women’s side, the list is just goofy. Marilyn Monroe is 15th? She was the sexiest woman ever.

  • Bigel

    Johnny Depp as no.1? He’s not bad but… where’s Jeffrey Dean Morgan??? <3
    And why is Daniel Radcliffe there? Not hot.

  • Dewey Mee

    You know a list is wrong– SERIOUSLY WRONG and off the track– when Marlon Brando is #26, Paul Newman is #17, and James Dean is not even included!

  • Todd R

    Dewey Mee – James Dean is #28

    I think we need to go back to the word “sexy.” Some of these guys are physically attractive, like Taylor Lautner, but he is not sexy. Nor is he even a big name. And he should not be beating out Chris Evans. This list is not very good.

  • Dan

    THE WORST LIST EVER!!!
    We all can agree to that. Although I’m sure we’d have different names and numbers matched. But whoever compiled this… (I’ll quote from Rafeal: “… is a blind idiot”)

  • theduckhunter

    where is Jamie Bell Ryan Gosling Ryan Pinkston

  • tara

    what has to be done for jeffrey dean morgan to get on this list…….hes sexy…hands down…..PERIOD. so im alittle confused!!!!

  • Phil

    I’m surprised Marlon Brando, and Paul Newman, even made the list at all-It’s pretty obvious that no one over the age of 25 was involved in the voting…

  • CosmicDanny

    No Mark Ruffalo??! What a joke! My husband and his pure hairy sexiness deserved a place on that list!

  • Absolutely horrendous list. The top 5 couldn’t be any *further* from hot.

    Decent actors maybe (although I have my concerns about Robert), but definitely not the hottest actors.

    Johnny Depp? Hilarious, what is this People Magazine circa ’95?… :-S

  • Dave

    Since still living obviously wasn’t part of the criteria (i.e., Cary Grant), where is Brad Davis, one of the sexiest men to ever step in front of a camera? Perhaps he had to be excluded for taking up too many spots — one for every single frame of every single film in which he ever appeared! Robert Pattison — PULEEEZE – just go away …

  • Optilux

    Johnny depp number one? Again?
    Who made this top 50? A 13 year old girly?
    Zac Efron at 15th place???

    Come on…

  • atomotic

    I really agree with Rafael.CE is the hotest.

  • WarpedRecord

    What, no Elias Koteas on this list or this site? This is not my world.

    Oh well, Square: I still love you. 😉

  • BigW

    Harisson Ford!! Ewww…… Why isnt my love Chris Pine higher up????

  • freshstteds

    Who’s the guy on the left of Ryan Reynolds at the top of the page? Someone lemme know.

    • @freshsteds It’s my boyfriend, Bradley Cooper. Kinda.

  • Steve

    Crap list for the most part. (Sorry, Robert Pattinson is NOT sexy imho. Simply a phase the rest of us must endure that will pass swiftly once that ‘teen-angst-ridden’ vampire franchise is put to rest). And honestly, why didn’t they make two separate lists – one for the “Sexiest Now Departed” and “Currently Still With Us” categories? Would have made a lot more sense.

  • Aly

    Well….I’m pretty satisfied with the names on the list. Sorta. I’m really happy about the Alan Rickman one because I’m a big fan about him. I do think that guys like Gerard Butler need to be higher than 10; Leo DiCaprio, DanRad, and Shia don’t even BELONG on the list; and I’m thinkin Jude Law needs to be a bit closer to the top…But hey, perhaps other things were taken into account with the term “sexy”.

  • imbringinsexyback

    WTF! whoever wrote this list is a blind, utterly hopeless imbassile! i’m not even going to start on all the things wrong with it! but i will say one good thing. they did a good job on putting johnny depp as #1. wtf! putting robert pattinson as #2 & taylor lautner @ #35! i know he’s like 16 but there isn’t a single girl i know that doesn’t think he is pretty much the hottest man to walk the earth. except for 1 girl i know idk wat is wrong with her.

  • imbringinsexyback

    omg! i just realized Matt Bomer didn’t make it! WTF!

    • Smooth is not masculine

      GoodLord…not a hair on that man’s (girl’s) body. Even his facial hair is sparse and unmanly. He is quite handsome, but scrawny and utterly hairless. Give me a real man, any day.

  • Complex

    Mah TWO husbands made the list: Chris Evans and Jake Gyllenhaal. And my ex-husband, Tom Cruise. And my man on the side, Gerard Butler. And my boy toys, Daniel Radcliffe and Robert Pattinson.

    BIGEL.. “Why is Daniel Radcliffe there?” Cuz he IS Hot!!! Oh man.. the things I would do to him.

    And stop taking this list so personal, people. We all have different tastes. You can’t get mad at it.

  • pierro

    sooo um no colin firth! people havent seen pride & predjudice i guess

  • This list HAVE to be a HUGE joke….im REALLY laughing out loud

  • tommy5677

    Alan Rickman’s appeal may not be physical but as an actor I love that man. I’m sure there are many worthy of the list that aren’t on there.

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