Empire’s 50 Sexiest Male Movie Stars, None of Mah Husbands Are In

By Square on October 17, 2009 in Actors

Empire 50 Sexiest Movie Stars List

Empire magazine has recently published their list of 2009 sexiest male movie stars, and I just realized I’ve posted more than 90% of them. Perhaps this is the final sign for me to get a life? Let me think… NEVAAHHH! Anyways, I wonder who made this list in the first place? My guess would be a 30 something female senior editor who has watched “Twillight” at least twice (that could be me in 10 years). Where the fuck are MAH HUSBANDS?!? Paul Rudd should at least be in it!!! List of actors and their respective pages in descending order after the jump.

Empire Online via ONTD

50. Channing Tatum – “She’s The Man“, “Fighting“, GQ shoot
49. Shia Labeouf – “A Guide to Recognizing Your Saints“, “Even Stevens Movie“, running
48. Keanu Reeves – “Much Ado About Nothing”
47. Jensen Ackles – “Angel”
46. James Franco – “Sonny“, “Milk”
45. Cary Grant
44. Chris Evans – “Celullar“, “Fantastic Four“, “London“, early shoot
43. Tom Cruise – “Jerry Maguire”
42. Antonio Banderas – “Original Sin”
41. Chris Pine – “Just My Luck“, “Star Trek“, paparazzi shots
40. Colin Farrell
39. Zachary Quinto – “So NoTORIous”
38. Ben Barnes – “Bigga Than Ben”
37. Daniel Radcliffe
36. Kellan Lutz – InTouch shoot
35. Taylor Lautner – “New Moon”
34. Jude Law – Paparazzi shots
33. Harrison Ford – “What Lies Beneath”
32. Bradley Cooper – “He’s Just Not That into You“, “The Midnight Meat Train“, “Wet Hot American Summer“, “Nip/Tuck”
31. Gael Garcia Bernal
30. Sean Connery
29. Ewan McGregor – “Down With Love“, “Young Adam“, “The Pillow Book”
28. James Dean
27. Clive Owen – “Duplicity”
26. Marlon Brando
25. Sam Worthington
24. Jason Isaacs
23. Will Smith – “I, Robot“, “I Am Legend”
22. Matt Damon – “The Talented Mr. Ripley“, “Good Will Hunting”
21. Leonardo DiCaprio – “The Departed”
20. Sean Bean – Early shoot
19. Eric Bana – “Troy”
18. Orlando Bloom – “The Calcium Kid“, “Troy”
17. Paul Newman
16. Jake Gyllenhaal – “Rendition“, “Prince of Persia”
15. Zac Efron – “High School Musical 2”
14. Heath Ledger – “Candy”
13. Viggo Mortensen – “A Walk On the Moon”
12. Daniel Craig – “Love Is The Devil“, “Casino Royale“, “Flashbacks of a Fool“, “Tomb Raider”
11. Ryan Reynolds – “The Proposal“, “Buying the Cow“, “Blade Trinity“, “The Nines“, “The Amityville Horror”
10. Gerard Butler – “300”
9. James McAvoy – “Becoming Jane“, “The Last King of Scotland”
8. Alan Rickman (eh)
7. George Clooney
6. Hugh Jackman – “Wolverine“, “Australia“, “Swordfish”
5. Christian Bale – “Reign of Fire“, “Equilibrium“, “American Psycho”
4. Brad Pitt – “Troy“, “Fight Club“, “Thelma & Louise”
3. Robert Downey Jr. – “Chances Are“, “Iron Man”
2. Robert Pattinson – “New Moon”
1. Johnny Depp – “Private Resort“

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26 Responses to “Empire’s 50 Sexiest Male Movie Stars, None of Mah Husbands Are In”
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Rafael on October 17th, 2009 at 6:12 am

The simple fact that Chris Evans is #44 and Robert Pattinson is #2 makes me believe whoever came up with this list is a blind idiot.
szoszo on October 17th, 2009 at 9:06 am

i have so many problems with this whole thing that i wont even start to criticize
WannaBuyADuck on October 17th, 2009 at 9:44 am

What a dumb list. Why should someone’s OPINION of who’s hot be of interest. #2 Robert Pattison is a girly-man fergodsakes. Alan Rickman is hotter than Ryan Reynolds or James Franco? Ridiculous Even on the women’s side, the list is just goofy. Marilyn Monroe is 15th? She was the sexiest woman ever.
Bigel on October 17th, 2009 at 10:33 am

Johnny Depp as no.1? He’s not bad but… where’s Jeffrey Dean Morgan??? <3
And why is Daniel Radcliffe there? Not hot.
Dewey Mee on October 17th, 2009 at 10:48 am

You know a list is wrong– SERIOUSLY WRONG and off the track– when Marlon Brando is #26, Paul Newman is #17, and James Dean is not even included!
Todd R on October 17th, 2009 at 10:57 am

Dewey Mee – James Dean is #28

I think we need to go back to the word “sexy.” Some of these guys are physically attractive, like Taylor Lautner, but he is not sexy. Nor is he even a big name. And he should not be beating out Chris Evans. This list is not very good.
Dan on October 17th, 2009 at 12:16 pm

THE WORST LIST EVER!!!
We all can agree to that. Although I’m sure we’d have different names and numbers matched. But whoever compiled this… (I’ll quote from Rafeal: “… is a blind idiot”)
theduckhunter on October 17th, 2009 at 1:14 pm

where is Jamie Bell Ryan Gosling Ryan Pinkston
tara on October 17th, 2009 at 3:20 pm

what has to be done for jeffrey dean morgan to get on this list…….hes sexy…hands down…..PERIOD. so im alittle confused!!!!
Phil on October 17th, 2009 at 4:15 pm

I’m surprised Marlon Brando, and Paul Newman, even made the list at all-It’s pretty obvious that no one over the age of 25 was involved in the voting…
CosmicDanny on October 17th, 2009 at 6:54 pm

No Mark Ruffalo??! What a joke! My husband and his pure hairy sexiness deserved a place on that list!
Eric on October 18th, 2009 at 12:18 am

Absolutely horrendous list. The top 5 couldn’t be any *further* from hot.

Decent actors maybe (although I have my concerns about Robert), but definitely not the hottest actors.

Johnny Depp? Hilarious, what is this People Magazine circa ’95?… :-S
Dave on October 18th, 2009 at 4:29 am

Since still living obviously wasn’t part of the criteria (i.e., Cary Grant), where is Brad Davis, one of the sexiest men to ever step in front of a camera? Perhaps he had to be excluded for taking up too many spots — one for every single frame of every single film in which he ever appeared! Robert Pattison — PULEEEZE – just go away …
Optilux on October 18th, 2009 at 6:30 am

Johnny depp number one? Again?
Who made this top 50? A 13 year old girly?
Zac Efron at 15th place???

Come on…
atomotic on October 19th, 2009 at 7:21 am

I really agree with Rafael.CE is the hotest.
WarpedRecord on October 21st, 2009 at 12:26 am

What, no Elias Koteas on this list or this site? This is not my world.

Oh well, Square: I still love you.
BigW on October 21st, 2009 at 8:11 am

Harisson Ford!! Ewww…… Why isnt my love Chris Pine higher up????
freshstteds on October 26th, 2009 at 1:10 pm

Who’s the guy on the left of Ryan Reynolds at the top of the page? Someone lemme know.
Square on October 26th, 2009 at 6:24 pm

@freshsteds It’s my boyfriend, Bradley Cooper. Kinda.
Steve on November 29th, 2009 at 8:37 am

Crap list for the most part. (Sorry, Robert Pattinson is NOT sexy imho. Simply a phase the rest of us must endure that will pass swiftly once that ‘teen-angst-ridden’ vampire franchise is put to rest). And honestly, why didn’t they make two separate lists – one for the “Sexiest Now Departed” and “Currently Still With Us” categories? Would have made a lot more sense.
Aly on December 6th, 2009 at 3:28 pm

Well….I’m pretty satisfied with the names on the list. Sorta. I’m really happy about the Alan Rickman one because I’m a big fan about him. I do think that guys like Gerard Butler need to be higher than 10; Leo DiCaprio, DanRad, and Shia don’t even BELONG on the list; and I’m thinkin Jude Law needs to be a bit closer to the top…But hey, perhaps other things were taken into account with the term “sexy”.
imbringinsexyback on December 12th, 2009 at 2:39 pm

WTF! whoever wrote this list is a blind, utterly hopeless imbassile! i’m not even going to start on all the things wrong with it! but i will say one good thing. they did a good job on putting johnny depp as #1. wtf! putting robert pattinson as #2 & taylor lautner @ #35! i know he’s like 16 but there isn’t a single girl i know that doesn’t think he is pretty much the hottest man to walk the earth. except for 1 girl i know idk wat is wrong with her.
imbringinsexyback on January 21st, 2010 at 9:09 pm

omg! i just realized Matt Bomer didn’t make it! WTF!
Complex on February 9th, 2010 at 1:02 am

Mah TWO husbands made the list: Chris Evans and Jake Gyllenhaal. And my ex-husband, Tom Cruise. And my man on the side, Gerard Butler. And my boy toys, Daniel Radcliffe and Robert Pattinson.

BIGEL.. “Why is Daniel Radcliffe there?” Cuz he IS Hot!!! Oh man.. the things I would do to him.

And stop taking this list so personal, people. We all have different tastes. You can’t get mad at it.
pierro on March 28th, 2011 at 6:01 pm

sooo um no colin firth! people havent seen pride & predjudice i guess
Hannah van Hagen on July 26th, 2012 at 7:04 pm

This list HAVE to be a HUGE joke….im REALLY laughing out loud