I Never Wanted to be an iPod So Bad Until Now

By Square on October 1, 2009 in Actors

Ryan Reynolds Shirtless in The Proposal

I’ve always thought Apple has given us some wonderful products (see here, here, here and here), but I don’t feel the need to actually BE one until now. If I was that iPod, it will be the other way around. I’ll put Ryan Reynolds in my mouth WHOLE. I’ll throw my diet down the drain but it’s okay because this man is beyond delicious. Yes, he’s worth being obese for. Sandra Bullock; this woman has fucking good taste (or good casting director)! First Bradley Cooper, now this piece of fine adorkable beef? I’m jealous, but thankful because she knows exactly what people want need. These skin caps are from one of his many exploits on screen, “The Proposal”. A Ryan Reynolds movie without a shirtless Ryan Reynolds is NOT a movie at all! After such a harsh post, I hope this will put back some zen in your life. The fuzz is clearly in the state of recovering (post “Wolverine”?), but it’s there so all is well in the world.

Ryan Reynolds Shirtless in The Proposal

Ryan Reynolds in The Proposal

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Michael Rebain on October 1st, 2009 at 6:51 am

Perhaps he’ll be shirtless for at least some portion of this weekend’s Saturday Night Live.
I need to be an iPod on October 1st, 2009 at 6:53 am

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JoeTimb on October 1st, 2009 at 8:44 am

Fourth picture just got me dead.
Damn.

[j]
vanhenry71 on October 1st, 2009 at 1:09 pm

WOW! I don’t know what else to say!
Gil on October 1st, 2009 at 2:57 pm

Thank you, thank you, thank you , thank you, thank you , thank you, THANK YOU!!!! I’ve been waiting for someone to post caps of him from this movie (great movie btw..I enjoyed it). He’s the epitome of what the perfect man should be..but that’s just my opinion Thanks again!
squarebart on October 1st, 2009 at 7:36 pm

Yup, sometimes he feels like a guilty pleasure, but I’ve been a fan since the Two Guys a Gril and a Pizza Place days… wish I could find the picture of him from then ’cause I like him skinny or muscly.

SH: you kill me: “adorkable beef” I think that’s a whole new category! oxo SB
joe on October 1st, 2009 at 8:42 pm

I want to watch Ryan and his ex co-star from 2 guys and a pizza wrestle while both shirtless. they both are built and sexy men.
Justin on October 2nd, 2009 at 10:01 am

@joe – yeah, could you go arrange that for us please and post the video? k thx
DoverDavid on October 2nd, 2009 at 1:24 pm

MmmmmmRyan shirtless and with some armpit showing!
Walker Girl on October 9th, 2009 at 4:10 pm

mmmmm, you gotta love Ryan, especially shirtless. thank you, these photos are gorgeous!
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Jadefox on November 19th, 2010 at 8:31 pm

That was a dirty replay of my fantasy, wish I was an ipod too!