Jake Gyllenhaal and Lucas Black in Jarhead

Jake Gyllenhaal & Lucas Black Shirtless in Jarhead

…and Brian Geraghty, O what a cast of men! Peter Sarsgaard and Jamie Foxx are there too but entirely too shirtful. I don’t know about you, but I’ve ♥’d li’l Jakey since he was just a little bubble boy. There’s lots of him to see in this tough, sometimes tedious (anti-)war movie. And Lucas Black just makes me feel kinda Oliver-Twisty: “More, please, sir.” And just for a surprise, Brian Geraghty, who does not always look like a goofball, waxes big and muscley like you’d not expect. Some great lines… like, in the shower scene: “Look, it’s a cock, but smaller!” And don’t miss Jakey in the Extra Features talkin’ about masturbation! He is enjoying himself way too much, and it’s a hoot. O.K. line up — ’cause we’re all gonna pee together! After the jump…

Jarhead soldiers

Lucas Black Shirtless

Lucas Black Shirtless

Um-huh, they are humpin’ Lucas! Really, they are.

Lucas Black Shirtless

Lucas Black Shirtless

Lucas Black Shirtless

Lucas Black Shirtless

Heeeere’s Jakey!

Jake Gyllenhaal Shirtless

Jake Gyllenhaal Shirtless

Jarhead showers

Jarhead showers

Jake Gyllenhaal Shirtless

Jake Gyllenhaal Shirtless

I woulda done this sooner, but I thought it had been done. And it had!

Jake Gyllenhaal Shirtless

Jake Gyllenhaal Shirtless

Jake Gyllenhaal Shirtless

Jake Gyllenhaal Shirtless

Jake Gyllenhaal Shirtless

Jake Gyllenhaal Shirtless

Jake Gyllenhaal Shirtless

Jake Gyllenhaal Shirtless

Brian Geraghty… I just thought you’d wanna see…

Brian Geraghty Shirtless

Brian Geraghty Shirtless

Brian Geraghty Shirtless

Jake Gyllenhaal Shirtless

Yep, that’s Lucas’ character — after he’s back…

Lucas Black Shirtless

Thanks to Forum folk that got me goin’ on this. And brownie points for whoever tells us which movie that thread’s photo of Lucas Black is from. oxo SB

Jake Gyllenhaal credit

Lucas Black credit

Brian Geraghty credit

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