My Ass Is Back

By on October 9, 2009 in Ramblings 

Jason Sudeikis

I know you guys have been biting your nails for the past week worrying about not getting your dose of shirtless mens. Worry no more because me and my ever so angry crotch are back. Aren’t you all glad? I know my four husbands are! (traveling made me hallucinate a lot, sorry) I have a full inbox, a lot of television series to catch up and a gazillion posts to write. Update will resume shortly, or later today. Now excuse me while I try to wrap my head around the fact that Parisian men are so FUCKING GAWJUS. Like, why. As soon as I stepped on the French soil, immigration guy, HOT. Security guy, HOT. 90% of dudes in the metro, HOT. Waiter at the cafe, HOT. Officer trying to arrest me for trying to lick guys on the streets, HOT. It’s crazy!

Oh, here’s a couple of daddyrazzi shots I ACCIDENTALLY took in Disneyland.

Daddyrazzi Shot

Daddyrazzi Shot

Related Posts with Thumbnails

Juicy Comments

18 Responses to “My Ass Is Back”
Register to comment easier or log in if you are already a member. Learn how to setup your own avatar here.

  1. Howie on October 9th, 2009 at 2:40 am

    Glad you’re back square! We missed you! No more shots of Parisian men?:( Did you go to the Marais?

  2. Dwight Supremacy on October 9th, 2009 at 4:38 am

    Welcome back! Love the daddyrazzi shots!

  3. Square on October 9th, 2009 at 5:47 am

    @Howie Unfortunately, no and no. It was strictly an Eurodisney vacation. Just about a day in Paris city though. A fun and FATTENING experience. Think buffet lunches.

    @DwightSupremacy Thanks! Love, love, love your blog!

  4. Jan Vos on October 9th, 2009 at 6:43 am

    Hi there again. I try it also this way. Thanks for resetting my password. I can login now. All worked well now. I can enjoy your great site more. What a great men you show on it. Especially the hairy chested ones with also your comments. Great. Good to read that you liked Paris and France. I have been there several times. Just an 5 hours drive from Holland to get to Paris. I also enjoyed looking to those beautiful french men. I do not know why but a special atmophere in Paris. Also for gays
    All the very best Jan Vos and the labrador dog Bas (My mate)

  5. DoverDavid on October 9th, 2009 at 7:58 am

    Welcome home Square, good thing you did not go to Spain……WOW

  6. Justin on October 9th, 2009 at 9:55 am

    WELCOME BACK! :D

    As for the hot-men-everywhere-you-look syndrome, I have that and I’m just in Boston. Guy shopping in PetSmart? Hot. Guy shopping in Whole Foods? Hot. Guy walking past my house? Hot. I can’t decide if it’s because I’m just perpetually hard up or if they’re just manufacturing guys hotter than they used to when I was that age ;-) .

  7. len on October 9th, 2009 at 10:47 am

    i think that your loyal fans should see the man behind the curtain. why don’t YOU appear on some soon to be squarehippy block shirtless. i would be awfully fascinated

  8. thduckhunter on October 9th, 2009 at 11:36 am

    where is the place that the bald guy is???

  9. WarpedRecord on October 9th, 2009 at 1:14 pm

    Welcome back, Square. I’m going to Disneyland!

  10. KarmaLysing on October 9th, 2009 at 5:16 pm

    “…Officer trying to arrest me for trying to lick guys on the streets…”

    ROFLMFAOH. Welcome back, Square. Glad to see you didn’t wind up in a Turkish prison or something. :D

  11. squarebart on October 9th, 2009 at 7:25 pm

    I join the chorus: Welcome Back (to your ass).

    Looks like gay Paree was fun!

  12. Boris on October 9th, 2009 at 8:13 pm

    I hope the french were not too hard on you!

  13. Justin on October 9th, 2009 at 9:58 pm

    @len – count me curious too

    @Boris – whatever do you mean? I’d LOVE a French man to be hard on me ;-)

  14. Toadster on October 10th, 2009 at 1:06 am

    Square, this “daddyrazzi” stuff should be a regular feature on the site. Hot! :)

  15. Annoymous bastard on October 10th, 2009 at 1:57 am

    I dunno why….but John Krasinski reminds me of Jeff Dunham. Anyone feel the same?

  16. Tom on October 15th, 2009 at 6:25 pm

    Welcome back…I am late telling you because I just returned also.
    Should send you the photos I took also…lol

    Good to have you back………….you were missed.

  17. Boris on October 17th, 2009 at 1:58 am

    If you like french men, try this actor: Romain Duris. Here a link to a good picture: http://www.cinemale.com/new/guest/previewgal_0208/images/russdollRDurisDVD1.jpg

  18. Square on October 17th, 2009 at 3:47 am

    @Boris OMG *dies* Must. Post. ASAP.

Leave a Reply




Back to Top