The First Sign

By Square on October 5, 2009 in Ramblings

Cutie Mchairy Hold Up a Sign

Here is recently featured Cutie McHairy, expressing his love for this website (OMG shut up I totally didn’t force him to do this). Now, let’s hope that this will start a new trend. If you have a pen, a piece of paper and a camera — you know what to do! Send it to squarehippies at squarehippies dot com and I’ll make one special section for you famewhores. “Guys (and girls) with Squarehippies Signs” are totally the new “Guys With iPhones” (not really)! Let’s hope that one of my four imaginary husbands will never do anything like this, because then I would just DIE. Full picture after the jump, please don’t discriminate (I take bribes) and try your best NOT to comment about his chest because he has immunity in his hand.

Cutie McHairy Holding My Sign

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12 Responses to “The First Sign”
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Vaughan on October 5th, 2009 at 5:11 am

Well, every single comment it occurs to me it’s related to his chest or other body parts. Sorry, i’m a raging man “objectifier”…

Ps: I love him… and the sign.
Julius Seizure on October 5th, 2009 at 6:50 am

Well isn’t that sweet. So adorable. Square, I’m sure there’s some chest-hair there – the lights coming from a terrible angle. You should volunteer to do a proper shoot with him. (Well, something would shoot anyway.)
JJMG on October 5th, 2009 at 8:16 am

Thanks, ~~Josh~~ “Cutie” .

@Julius — yeah he seems to be finally letting his god-given manly pelt of phenomenal chest-hair grow back in — here’s hoping he doesn’t let the editors of Men’s Health change his mind .
Justin on October 5th, 2009 at 8:33 am

Oh, and btw, nice bicep vein you have goin’ there
Kyle on October 5th, 2009 at 10:16 pm

Ewww!!!!! Sorry, but that skinny, tooth pick is butt fucking gross!!!!! Quit kissing ass and get to a gym and tanning salon asap!!! You are in dire need of a makeover!!!
Joanna on October 6th, 2009 at 6:56 am

ME 2, ME 2!! I LOVE SQUAREHIPPIES 2!!! When ever I am down and feeling lonely, I come here and see the beautiful, gorgeous men and the awesome hairy chests that just make me sigh and I feel sooooooo good again. Just go away wishing I could have a bunch of hugs from some of those gorgeous men with those oh so cuddly chests!! But I am an artistic lady and I have a verra good imagination!! Still, I truly thank the Boss Man for all the gorgeous men to drool over. winks Boss Man!!!!!
Justin on October 6th, 2009 at 8:06 am

@Kyle: Hey. Cut him a break. He’s working out: http://www.squarehippies.com/forum/viewtopic.php?id=1906

Plus, let’s see you take the risk of uploading a pic of yourself to get commented on by everybody. He’s not a celebrity or anything, just a fan. So lighten up.
solaar on October 6th, 2009 at 11:00 pm

@Kyle: It’s hard to believe that you could possibly enjoy this site if fake-tanned gym bods are the only thing you find hot.

Aaaanyway, this dude is a cutie. Nuff said.
Robert on October 7th, 2009 at 1:35 am

Is he single? I so wanna….date…him!
Justin on October 7th, 2009 at 11:22 am

@Robert heh yeah me too but since like any red-blooded young man he’s looking for young hotness and not silverdaddy-bearness it’s safe to assume I’m not in the running . (Tip: if you’re a nerd, especially if you’re a gamer, you may want to go for it )
Share the Love Part 1 - Squarehippies.com on October 15th, 2009 at 4:09 am

[...] is my everything and I’ll always try to find a way to sneak in his caps somewhere! Last week I’ve posted Cutie McHairy with a sign, and not long after that — a couple of nice emails appeared in my [...]
KMac on November 16th, 2009 at 9:25 am

OK Guys,
I had a rare attack of bravery and submitted myself for public humiliation.
I’m regretting it now…

Sorry Folks, but if Square goes through with this, you might have to avert your eyes.

Mac