Adorkable of the Month: Justin Bartha

Justin Bartha is The Adorkable of the Month

Right. So the story goes that Preston has been the Adorkable of the Month for about two whole months or more and according to the ground rule of which was made by yours truly, a person may only hold the AOTM title for no longer than the period of 30 days before another person takes his place. Having said that, due to my LAZY FORGETFUL ASS β€” the lovely Preston has to stand on the pedestal and parade his hairy(?) chest longer than he should. Since I’m the one who made the rules and broke it (yay me), we’re going to do something different this time. The last adorkable featured was for July, so I’ll be featuring an adorkable EVERY WEEK for the months we left out; August, September, October, November and finally December before the grand voting event for the most coveted title of Adorkable of the Year.

For August, I’m going to wear my ‘natural selection’ hat (read: terribly biased) and make my screen boyfriend the adorkable of that month. Justin Bartha is actually my adorkable of FOREVER AND ALWAYS, but since he came into my life way before the AOTM title was introduced, I’d like to think it’s fair to make him one. Justin has came a long way since his first gig in “Gigli” and one thing for sure, the day “The Rebound” is released will be one of the happiest days of my life. Here are some highlights featuring his gorgeous hairy chest from “The Hangover”. I’m still getting over the magic 2-second shirt change. So unfair.

Justin Bartha in The Hangover

Justin Bartha in The Hangover

Justin Bartha in The Hangover

Justin Bartha in The Hangover

Justin Bartha in The Hangover

Justin Bartha in The Hangover

Justin Bartha in The Hangover

Justin Bartha in The Hangover

Justin Bartha in The Hangover

Justin Bartha in The Hangover

Justin Bartha in The Hangover

Justin Bartha in The Hangover

Justin Bartha in The Hangover

Justin Bartha in The Hangover

Justin Bartha in The Hangover

Justin Bartha in The Hangover

Justin Bartha in The Hangover

Justin Bartha in The Hangover

Justin Bartha in The Hangover

Justin Bartha in The Hangover

Justin Bartha in The Hangover

Justin Bartha in The Hangover

Justin Bartha in The Hangover

Justin Bartha in The Hangover

Justin Bartha in The Hangover

Justin Bartha in The Hangover

Justin Bartha in The Hangover

Justin Bartha in The Hangover

Justin Bartha in The Hangover

Justin Bartha in The Hangover

  • undapantsman

    man, i never realized how cute J. Bartha was UNTIL this movie. I don’t know why, I mean, I’ve seen him on your avatar on the forums, Square, but just never really caught my attention. =P

    But now, I will make sure that this one doesn’t fly under my radar anymore; so adoreable!

  • Kyle Michel Sullivan

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Where’s my PRESTON!!!? He’s too perfect for words. Jason’s nice and I wouldn’t kick him out of bed…unless it was for Little Sir Perfect P.

    Oh, I moan and wail about the unfairness of life! Preston, Preston, we hardly knew ye…but if you want to call, I’m on FaceBook.

  • Preston

    He is a handsome fella. Dark hair or salt and pepper and blue eyes is my favorite combo. I am ready to start getting my greys already. He has a good nose too. Noses to me are what butts are to most gay guys. I always check out a guy’s nose. Big noses….yea… Adrien Brody has the hottest nose to me. He seems like a pompous ass, but he has a great nose. I guess I shouldn’t judge ole Adrien. He is probably a nice guy. I’ll give him the benefit of the doubt.

    Speaking of Brody’s, Adam Brody should be an AOTM. I didn’t really know who he is, well, not by name, until the last guy I dated made me watch Land of Women. I knew he was on The O.C. so I misprejudged him. I like the way he talks. It always sounds like the front of his tongue is stuck to the roof of his mouth. I have a crush on him a little now. Haven’t had a crush on an actor since Hal Sparks, Michael, in Queer as Folk. Robert Gant, Ben, is pretty attractive too. Another good schnozz. The character Michael was always the kind of guy I could see myself with. A 30-something year old kid who is into comics and is naively nice and doesn’t take things too seriously. Good times. Where was I? Right! Adam Brody. Yea he should be an Adorkable.

    • @Preston Adam Brody is a classic adorkable, since we have 3 more adorkable weeks left β€” I’m pretty sure he can occupy a slot. It’s just that lately he has shifted over the brooding hunk category (see Jennifer’s Body) but still cute nonetheless. πŸ™‚

  • Square, honestly, I do think sometimes you stretch the “adorkable” label to its limit :-). Is Justin Bertha *really* dorky? He kinda just seems like a … hunk to me. (So does Preston, for that matter, but at least the glasses help nudge him over towards dorkitude.)

    I agree with Preston on Adam Brody. Though, Preston, hoenstly, if you’re into gigantic schnozzes and guys with the last name Brody, how could you miss Adrien Brody? He was pretty hot in King Kong.

    Hal Sparks *is* totally adorable, too. And I liked the same things about the Michael character; though tbh in the end I started finding pretty much all of the characters of the American QaF pretty dislikeable, including Michael. Justin was just about the only nice guy. (And I don’t just say that because it’s my name or the name of this month’s adorkable.)

    My only complaint about this post (and it’s a small one) is that there are no actual caps of Justin SHIRTLESS. I mean, the open shirt and the hairy chest, yes, lovely, wonderful, hot. But honestly what director in his or her right mind would let this man spend more than a bare minimum of time on screen with anything covering his shoulders? That’s just not right.

    (Man. I know I should be thinking about Justin Bertha but … Preston — starting to get grey hair? That actually makes you even hotter. *ouch*)

    Time for a cold shower πŸ™‚

  • Oh, Square, I should also mention. I have a friend who is basically a blond somewhat-older version of Justin Bertha. I’ve had an eensy mild crush on him since I first met him oh about 12 years ago and first saw his blond chest-hair peaking through his collar and his adorable smile (which looks pretty much exactly like Justin’s above, except my friend has dark blond hair).

    He’s also very shy and unassuming and seems to be completely unaware how hot he is, something his wife and I have discussed on more than one occasion. He recently passed the 40 mark and is as hot as ever (probably if anything even more so, since he still works out religiously and his arms — also covered in blond hair — are thicker than ever).

    Just thought I’d mention that. πŸ˜‰

    • @Justin Could you rub in more salt into the wound please. It pains me to not know him! Also, Justin is truly an adorkable, when he was that retarded kid in Gigli (link in the post), nobody noticed him, people started doing so when he was the cute brainy sidekick in Failure to Launch and National Treasure. I’m just happy that he finally got a lead(ish) role in his upcoming film with Catherine Zeta Jones, and a proper shirtless scene to boot as well!

  • Rad

    Please, someone has got to fing some more shirtless, hairy-chested pictures of this hot man! Oh, what I wouldn’t give to run my hands (or tongue!) through that beautiful chest hair!

  • DoverDavid

    YUM what a way to start my Monday off back at work after the holiday. Him to my left, Paul Rudd to my right and me in the middle!! Dear Santa……all I want this year is……

  • WannaBuyADuck

    He reminds me of a prettier Paul Rudd. He makes a lot of similar faces/mugs. But as cute as he is, I’ll take Paul Rudd.

  • Brion

    I think he’s hot. He could wake me up anytime. He’s Adorkable and much more.

  • friktion

    hes kinda cute in a dorky kinda way

    • @friktion Hence β€” the adorkable!

  • Todd R

    The eyes have it.

  • Mallory

    For what it’s worth, I agree with Justin, about Justin Bartha. He’s phenomenally good looking. Cute, and handsome as hell? We’d all like to THINK of him as adorkable, all aww shucks and insanely gorgeous….but at the end of the day, I think he’s just a hunk. Just hot, that’s it.

  • emoboi

    ohh, i thought he was gorgeous in this movie. i don’t think he fits the ‘adorkable’ title at all. πŸ™‚

  • Katie

    Good to know we have the same celebrity crush. I’ll be visiting this site often.

  • Justin Bartha has been terrific in everything I’ve seen him in (he and Zooey Deschanel made an adorable couple in “Failure to Launch”). Speaking of ‘FTL,’ I got to meet JB and his costar Bradley Cooper at the NY press launch for that movie and they couldn’t have been nicer (or funnier). It was great to see them together again in “The Hangover.”

  • @Mallory. thanks. Honestly, though. Whether he makes it onto this site for being a mouth-watering hunk or for being an adorkable, I don’t mind :-).

    And I’m scratching my head that I managed to read Preston’s post once without catching on that he mentioned BOTH Brody’s, not just Adam. Chalk it up to too much eye-fatigue from staring the computer screen all day :-).

  • squarebart

    I agree Bartha is adorkable. I also agree we need more categories.

    We really do like categorizing, don’t we! We humans…

  • Ralph

    Not adorkable, just insanely hot. I’d have thought I wouldn’t be caught dead watching ‘The Hangover’, Bradley Cooper notwithstanding, but now it’s somehow been added to my netflix queue…..

  • Joanna

    This is truly an adorable-adorkable. He is HOT!! He reminds me, around the mouth and sometimes in his eye movements, of David Broeanez (sp). Like he could be Davids’ younger brother. But adorably handsome he is!! YUMMM

  • Delilah

    I wanna be his daughter. He’s such a hot daddy.

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  • mikey

    u know hes hot when he stands out in a pic with bradley cooper…omg love the chest hair! i want to please him and bradley cooper for there bachelor party…a hot threesome…

  • bcooper

    yup. justin’s hawt!

  • Love the picture of Justin driving with sunglasses! Sexy!

  • Josh

    Justin Bartha makes me wet. And I can’t wait til the day I tell him that in person!

    Best picture of Justin ever – (with a shirt on)

    http://www.squarehippies.com/images/bartha/justin_bartha4.jpg

  • Kaye

    I have a thing for noses too, Preston, and yeah, Justin Bartha has a big, sexy nose. It looks deliciously kissable!

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