More Brotherly Love on The Amazing Race

Sam & Dan Shirtless on Amazing Race

Okay, I think I speak for everyone here (I have to do everything, as usual) that we all want to do unholy things with these two brothers. My mind is filled with grime every time I see Sam and Dan together on “The Amazing Race”, even Kim and Aggie can’t sort all those filth out! Both are undeniably gorgeous, but yet different when the shirts are off. Dan has a rather tight, fit body while Sam has a light coverage of fur and a little chunk, which I highly approve. I’m not sure exactly why they blurred their crotches and I will never understand. Perhaps it’s part of the bulges censorship movement? That OR they got a little too excited seeing those sizzling Estonian hotties (who wouldn’t?). One thing for sure, this season is truly the best so far — purely because of the number of skin filled challenges, of course.

Sam & Dan Shirtless on The Amazing Race

Sam & Dan Shirtless on The Amazing Race

Sam & Dan Shirtless on The Amazing Race

Sam & Dan Shirtless on The Amazing Race

Sam & Dan Shirtless on The Amazing Race

Sam & Dan Shirtless on The Amazing Race

Sam & Dan Shirtless on The Amazing Race

Sam & Dan Shirtless on The Amazing Race

Sam & Dan Shirtless on The Amazing Race

Sam & Dan Shirtless on The Amazing Race

Sam & Dan Shirtless on The Amazing Race

Sam & Dan Shirtless on The Amazing Race

Sam & Dan Shirtless on The Amazing Race

Sam & Dan Shirtless on The Amazing Race

Sam & Dan Shirtless on The Amazing Race

Sam & Dan Shirtless on The Amazing Race

Sam & Dan Shirtless on The Amazing Race

Sam & Dan Shirtless on The Amazing Race

Sam & Dan Shirtless on The Amazing Race

Sam & Dan Shirtless on The Amazing Race

Sam & Dan Shirtless on The Amazing Race

Sam & Dan Shirtless on The Amazing Race

Sam & Dan Shirtless on The Amazing Race

Sam & Dan Shirtless on The Amazing Race

Sam & Dan Shirtless on The Amazing Race

Sam & Dan Shirtless on The Amazing Race

Sam & Dan Shirtless on The Amazing Race

Sam & Dan Shirtless on The Amazing Race

Sam & Dan Shirtless on The Amazing Race

Sam & Dan Shirtless on The Amazing Race

Sam & Dan Shirtless on The Amazing Race

Sam & Dan Shirtless on The Amazing Race

Sam & Dan Shirtless on The Amazing Race

Sam & Dan Shirtless on The Amazing Race

Sam & Dan Shirtless on The Amazing Race

Sam & Dan Shirtless on The Amazing Race

Sam & Dan Shirtless on The Amazing Race

Sam & Dan Shirtless on The Amazing Race

Sam & Dan Shirtless on The Amazing Race

  • Matty

    I’m interested in seeing what is behind the blurs on the crotches. Where can one get unedited pictures of that, if they exist?

  • Tripp

    I would kill to watch them do a porn together, making love to each other, 69, taking turns fucking each other and then swallowing each others cum and then swapping it back as they kiss deep for hours! That is how I want to see them!!!

  • JohnT

    CBS is notorious for blurring guys’ crotches (Survivor does it all the time). To be fair, they were playing in the mud and there was probably a pretty obvious outline. Not that I wouldn’t mind seeing such an outline, but I can’t say I really blame them.

    Gotta say, though, gimme Dan over Sam any day. Sam’s chunk is… I dunno. He either needs to gain 40 pounds or be trim like his brother. The in-between isn’t working for me. Something about his belly is weirdly-shaped.

  • David

    I really like Dan’s eyes

  • Hippy.

    I was simply counting down the days til you posted this Square.
    They are sooooooooo hot.
    Totally wish they had uncut episodes on the amazing race website or something. :)

    • http://www.squarehippies.com/ Square

      @Hippy I have a feeling that there will be another shirtless challenge before the season ends. And by uncut episodes you mean sans blurry crotches or what happens during the ‘mandatory rest period’? :)

  • Mallory

    Yeah, what the hell? Not that I’m complaining whatsoever, but Amazing Race seems to be finding tons of reasons for the racers to take off their shirts. Makes me long for all the racers from past seasons we got to see precious little, or no skin at all from. Sam & Dan are very good looking, they know it too.

  • Hippy.

    @Square: Both!

    I am anxiously awaiting the next episode…. and of course praying my ass off for some more skin ‘sposure.

  • FakeName

    “Why yes, my junk DID have to be blurred on The Amazing Race!” Best pickup scenario ever.

    Sadly, since they’re traveling westward this season, the most likely shirtless venue, Hawaii, is undoubtedly off the itinerary.

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  • farmerdude83

    They are both gay correct?

  • Jamie

    I love Sam and Dan. Sam is cutest for me. Love all of their shirtlessness. I noticed the blurred crotches, too. I figured they were excited about the Estonian hotties! (Me, too)

  • Eurrsk

    *Drools* =L Now, I have a another reason to watch this show! ^_^

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