Post-Chunky Channing Tatum in G.I Joe: Rise of the Cobra

By Square on November 21, 2009 in Actors

Channing Tatum and Marlon Wayans Shirtless

Let me be quick with the crazy ramblings and try my best not trash this film so much. “G.I Joe: Rise of the Cobra” is purely CGI porn, and that’s just about it. Another sweet childhood memory butchered and left for dead in the hot sun. Okay, it wasn’t exactly mine because my childhood memories consist of mainly My Little Pony, Jem and Care Bears. Play-doh if I was grounded from the telly. I know. It pains me to think that there will be a sequel based on the ending but as long as they make Dennis Quaid lose his shirt properly next time, I’m willing to sit through it. Sigh, things I do for skin! Anyways, these are some caps of post-chunky Channing Tatum along with some side servings of beefcake Marlon Wayans. I don’t know, I kinda miss the old thicker Tatum. He seems a little more fun than this one.

Channing Tatum Shirtless

Channing Tatum

Channing Tatum Shirtless

Marlon Wayans Shirtless

Channing Tatum Shirtless

Marlon Wayans Shirtless

Channing Tatum Shirtless

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Bob Frank on November 21st, 2009 at 10:45 am

I like Marlon Wayans, but is brother, Sean, is the real hottie in the family: He’s handsome, ripped, and very sexy. Why isn’t he a major star?
Christopher on November 23rd, 2009 at 12:23 pm

granted post chunky Channing looked extra yummy in G.I.Joe:Rise of Cobra
but i read some comments he made recently that lead me to believe he’s a
hard line conservative. i don’t recall the actual wording but something to the
effect that the depiction of the Iraq War and the soldiers specifically in his
upcoming film DEAR JOHN were patriotic whereas the depiction of the Iraq
War and specifically the soldiers in STOP-LOSS weren’t.

when STOP-LOSS was released i remember a number of conservative
pundits riling against the film as being not only un-American but
un-patriotic. Bill O’Reilly for example. now i thought STOP-LOSS was one
of the best films i’ve seen in a while that depicted the effects of war on the
mental state of the young men who are deployed over and over again.
so will someone please explain to me how STOP-LOSS was un-American
and un-patriotic?
CEEDEE on January 26th, 2010 at 11:00 pm

I really didn’t think Mr Tatum was all that chunky or as some IDIOTS put it fat to me he just looked thick and hot oh so very hot I was fortunate enough to see some pictures of him coming out of the serf and in one he is walking and in another blowing a kiss and he just looked so DELICIOUS I JUST LOST MY FREAKING MIND SO HOT AND SO MMMMMMMMM A nice tall drink of water so sexy and thick