Albert Brooks in Modern Romance

Albert Brooks Shirtless

Mom, there’s a fuzzy gorilla in my bed! Here are some caps of vintage Albert Brooks in 1981 film, “Modern Romance”. Before you say anything – good or bad, this post is not for or against whatever was going on around  his body — but just to acknowledge the fact that there are times when it is acceptable to let it grow naturally and to reserve body shaving exclusively for the ladies. I’m kinda on the fence on this subject matter and one thing for sure, I don’t miss it. Now, let the discussion begin!

Albert Brooks Shirtless

Albert Brooks Shirtless

Albert Brooks Shirtless

Albert Brooks Shirtless

Albert Brooks Shirtless

Albert Brooks Shirtless

Albert Brooks Shirtless

Albert Brooks Shirtless

Albert Brooks Shirtless

Albert Brooks Shirtless

Albert Brooks Shirtless

Albert Brooks Shirtless

Albert Brooks Shirtless

Albert Brooks Shirtless

Albert Brooks Shirtless

Albert Brooks Shirtless

Albert Brooks Shirtless

Albert Brooks Shirtless

Albert Brooks Shirtless

Albert Brooks Shirtless

Albert Brooks Shirtless

Albert Brooks Shirtless

Albert Brooks Shirtless

Albert Brooks Shirtless

Albert Brooks Shirtless

Albert Brooks Shirtless

Albert Brooks Shirtless

Albert Brooks Shirtless

Albert Brooks Shirtless

Albert Brooks Shirtless

Albert Brooks Shirtless

  • Boris

    I would not mind waking up every morning with a gorilla in my bed if he looks as good as Mr. Brooks. The only thing is, HE would have to agree waking up with a gorilla as well, because I’m slightly hairier… (yes, I do have hairy chest, back and shoulders)

  • Patrick

    Some of us actually LIKE furry backs, shoulders, and butts. Some of us are jealous of those who have furry backs, shoulders, and butts. Some of us would like to lick Mr. Brooks from head to toe. And some of us wouldn’t mind seeing pics of Elliott Gould and James Caan from the same era.

  • DoverDavid

    That might be a wee too much for me, but hey, we are what we are and I would rather have sweet and hairy next to me then a smooth asshole any day. Although I do love a hairy ass!!

  • Guestlove29

    it’s frightening to me at the amount of body hair that man has… I mean seriously! does he have an animal parent and a human parent… is this the effects of attempted human/animal splicing?! lol

  • WannaBuyADuck

    Albert Brooks wasn’t hot in 1981 and I can only assume he is even less hot twenty-nine years later. I think its his whiny sing-song voice that turns me off even more than his looks. And I like a hairy chest as much as the next guy, but his is not attractive. So there!

  • lusty

    This is a white gorilla! or a white poodle! not hot at all!

  • WarpedRecord

    I have loved Albert Brooks for 30 years (from afar, alas), and I continue to find him one of the most attractive men in Hollywood. He was especially hot sweating in “Broadcast News.” And I love a man with hairy shoulders and back.

    That said, doesn’t Albert’s hair pattern seem a bit unusual? Most men who have hairy shoulders and back and a lot more on their chest, but Albert’s is the same consistency all over.

    Still, he’s a gorgeous man. Looks even better with a beard!

  • drew

    Boris,

    if you are as hairy or even more so than Albert then we SHOULD TALK!!!

    haha

  • Patrick

    Waaay too much of a good thing.

  • dannyc

    Perhaps it was guys like Albert Brooks bearing so much a generation ago (when objectifying men was really/finally mainstream) that prompted a majority response for shaved bodies.

  • Ralph

    When you’re as hairy as Mr. Brooks, you’ve just got to run with it! Otherwise hair management would turn into a full-time job.

  • smellykellyjay

    Thank you! I’d hit that and wear it out.

    He does it for me. I have had a thing for Albert Brooks since I first became aware of him back in the day. I’m not big on such hairy guys in general, but I’m *SUCH* a sucker for curly hair and nerdy men.

    I think this fellow is just plain sexy. It is what is is. That trumps just about everything else.

    And, Patrick, I join you in wanting to see some James Caan. If given the opportunity, I’d be a snatchalope and hook up with both him and his son, Scott.

  • wmassguy

    One word: WOOF!

  • biggestFAN

    While some people have hair more than i want to, just some boys don’t have not even a treasure trail http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FO9ar-kjUbw

    (He looks better, and much more handsome here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Js5zy4okvzE )

  • WUF!!!

  • Richard

    I’m finding this a bit late, but I think Albert’s body-forest is earthy and masculine. The dame sharing his bed didn’t seem to mind, which is the important test. Plus which, it undoubtedly saves money: with a built-in fur coat like that, he can afford to keep his thermostat about ten degrees cooler than the rest of us.

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