How Does This Make You Feel?

Now, speaking of angry sex (this is the last time)… Usually looking at a shirtless soccer player on the field will get my crotch all excited but these pictures of a teed off Cristiano Ronaldo during a recent match do nothing to me. Don’t hate, but I think he looks a little too anatomical and very Craig Horner-esque here. In my book that’s not so good because I feel like sitting through an uncomfortable biology class. Also, I didn’t know that taking off your shirt on the soccer field will earn you a yellow card. Discrimination towards hotness! I’d give him a green card to stay permanently in my groin and never leave. That’s a fact.



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Perfect. Absolutely perfect. *bookmarks for later usage*
I feel like he should join me in a bubble bath tub of warm water
It makes me feel vewwy vewwy afwade!
OK not really, he’s cute. Just needs to chill on the flexing!
OK the flexing should be done only in private… U no, like, with me and me only…. tone up, dude!
He’s not teed off, he’s actually celebrating a goal.
Yup, it’s stated in the Laws that removing your shirt during the game gets you a yellow. As the most expensive player in the game right now, I’m sure he knew that – which just tells me that, despite being rather easy on the eyes, he is a bit of a douche. Which greatly lessens his appeal to me.