How Does This Make You Feel?

By Square on December 8, 2009 in Athletes

Cristiano Ronaldo Shirtless

Now, speaking of angry sex (this is the last time)… Usually looking at a shirtless soccer player on the field will get my crotch all excited but these pictures of a teed off Cristiano Ronaldo during a recent match do nothing to me. Don’t hate, but I think he looks a little too anatomical and very Craig Horner-esque here. In my book that’s not so good because I feel like sitting through an uncomfortable biology class. Also, I didn’t know that taking off your shirt on the soccer field will earn you a yellow card. Discrimination towards hotness! I’d give him a green card to stay permanently in my groin and never leave. That’s a fact.

Cristiano Ronaldo Shirtless

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5 Responses to “How Does This Make You Feel?”
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Virtue on December 8th, 2009 at 6:08 pm

Perfect. Absolutely perfect. *bookmarks for later usage*
Ronald Schaffer on December 9th, 2009 at 8:50 am

I feel like he should join me in a bubble bath tub of warm water
squarebart on December 11th, 2009 at 8:47 pm

It makes me feel vewwy vewwy afwade!

OK not really, he’s cute. Just needs to chill on the flexing!
OK the flexing should be done only in private… U no, like, with me and me only…. tone up, dude!
jack on December 13th, 2009 at 9:56 pm

He’s not teed off, he’s actually celebrating a goal.
Rhywun on August 20th, 2010 at 9:51 pm

Yup, it’s stated in the Laws that removing your shirt during the game gets you a yellow. As the most expensive player in the game right now, I’m sure he knew that – which just tells me that, despite being rather easy on the eyes, he is a bit of a douche. Which greatly lessens his appeal to me.