How Does This Make You Feel?
Now, speaking of angry sex (this is the last time)… Usually looking at a shirtless soccer player on the field will get my crotch all excited but these pictures of a teed off Cristiano Ronaldo during a recent match do nothing to me. Don’t hate, but I think he looks a little too anatomical and very Craig Horner-esque here. In my book that’s not so good because I feel like sitting through an uncomfortable biology class. Also, I didn’t know that taking off your shirt on the soccer field will earn you a yellow card. Discrimination towards hotness! I’d give him a green card to stay permanently in my groin and never leave. That’s a fact.
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