How Does This Make You Feel?

Cristiano Ronaldo Shirtless

Now, speaking of angry sex (this is the last time)… Usually looking at a shirtless soccer player on the field will get my crotch all excited but these pictures of a teed off Cristiano Ronaldo during a recent match do nothing to me. Don’t hate, but I think he looks a little too anatomical and very Craig Horner-esque here. In my book that’s not so good because I feel like sitting through an uncomfortable biology class. Also, I didn’t know that taking off your shirt on the soccer field will earn you a yellow card. Discrimination towards hotness! I’d give him a green card to stay permanently in my groin and never leave. That’s a fact.

Cristiano Ronaldo Shirtless

Cristiano Ronaldo Shirtless

Cristiano Ronaldo Shirtless

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  1. Virtue on December 8th, 2009 at 6:08 pm

    Perfect. Absolutely perfect. *bookmarks for later usage*

  2. Ronald Schaffer on December 9th, 2009 at 8:50 am

    I feel like he should join me in a bubble bath tub of warm water

  3. squarebart on December 11th, 2009 at 8:47 pm

    It makes me feel vewwy vewwy afwade!

    OK not really, he’s cute. Just needs to chill on the flexing!
    OK the flexing should be done only in private… U no, like, with me and me only…. tone up, dude! :P

  4. jack on December 13th, 2009 at 9:56 pm

    He’s not teed off, he’s actually celebrating a goal.

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