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Cristiano Ronaldo Shirtless

Now, speaking of angry sex (this is the last time)… Usually looking at a shirtless soccer player on the field will get my crotch all excited but these pictures of a teed off Cristiano Ronaldo during a recent match do nothing to me. Don’t hate, but I think he looks a little too anatomical and very Craig Horner-esque here. In my book that’s not so good because I feel like sitting through an uncomfortable biology class. Also, I didn’t know that taking off your shirt on the soccer field will earn you a yellow card. Discrimination towards hotness! I’d give him a green card to stay permanently in my groin and never leave. That’s a fact.

Cristiano Ronaldo Shirtless

Cristiano Ronaldo Shirtless

Cristiano Ronaldo Shirtless

  • Perfect. Absolutely perfect. *bookmarks for later usage*

  • Ronald Schaffer

    I feel like he should join me in a bubble bath tub of warm water

  • squarebart

    It makes me feel vewwy vewwy afwade!

    OK not really, he’s cute. Just needs to chill on the flexing!
    OK the flexing should be done only in private… U no, like, with me and me only…. tone up, dude! 😛

  • jack

    He’s not teed off, he’s actually celebrating a goal.

  • Rhywun

    Yup, it’s stated in the Laws that removing your shirt during the game gets you a yellow. As the most expensive player in the game right now, I’m sure he knew that – which just tells me that, despite being rather easy on the eyes, he is a bit of a douche. Which greatly lessens his appeal to me.

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