Ted DiBiase Jr. in The Marine 2
Oh my word. I really don’t know whether to breathe, drool or frown. Okay, I can actually do all three at the same time but that’s besides the point. People really need to stop trying to recreate Burt Lancaster and Deborah Kerr’s infamous beach scene in “From Here to Eternity”, because no matter how good you do it, it will still look like a parody. Here are some caps of wrestler The Million Dollar Man’s son, Ted Dibiase Jr. from the sequel of John Cena’s “The Marine”. Well, he’s totally cute and I’d hit it in two blinks of a lamb’s eye. This film is obviously released direct to DVD on the 29th and plenty of shirtlessness can be expected. But that beach scene… Really?
This film is a typical guy’s guy film, specifically for wrestling fan. I love to watch two shirtless men wrestle too, but not that way. I think the actual star of “The Marine 2” is Ted’s magnificent arms, and I’m definitely not complaining about the gun show.