Time for Some Irish Fur

By Square on December 10, 2009 in Athletes

Luke Fitzgerald Shirtless

From South West England we move up north to the land of hot ginge to salivate over a furry hunk by the name of Luke Fitzgerald. I have to give all credit to Skyler at the forum for introducing him to my forever thirsty crotch. Luke is an Irish rugby player by profession, and I’m mad at the fact that he has not been in any rugby calendars yet. Underusing a hairy hunk like this is totally illegal in all 26 counties (Danny, please confirm)! Also, I would kill a bunny rabbit or two to be that dude in the fourth picture. It’s not fair because I have a feeling that he doesn’t really care about chest hair. Anyways, to all of you awesome people who have subscribed to my updates via Twitter, I thank you. I know the page looks like a piece of boiled broccoli for now but I promise to add more interesting things to it later.

Luke Fitzgerald Shirtless

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21 Responses to “Time for Some Irish Fur”
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Nikki on December 10th, 2009 at 12:39 am

I want him in or around my mouth immediately, if not sooner.
Liam on December 10th, 2009 at 2:57 am

I would wear that boy like a scrunchie.
(- True Blood)
DoverDavid on December 10th, 2009 at 6:29 am

WOW! Need I say more!
imyeye on December 10th, 2009 at 7:57 am

I can’t believe this young boy has so cute hairy chest!!
Matty on December 10th, 2009 at 9:15 am

I’m going to take that fourth picture and photoshop that guy’s face out to replace it with mine. I can fantasize can’t I?
jan vos on December 10th, 2009 at 9:29 am

My God what a hunk Luke Fitzgerals is with his hairy chest. He can make my breakfast anytime here in the Netherlands
Todd R on December 10th, 2009 at 12:00 pm

Delicious!
Boris on December 10th, 2009 at 2:35 pm

The luckiest one is the masseur in the 4th pic! It is so much more pleasant for a masseur to knead fury skin… the texture is more interesting!
QCNiceGuy on December 10th, 2009 at 6:56 pm

Why can’t I be a masseur to a hot hairy man like that? I wouldn’t be using my hands, though! It isn’t fair!!!
michael on December 10th, 2009 at 8:40 pm

wow. move me to ireland. this is by far thee hottest guy ive seen in a while. someone please tell me why he’s laying almost naked on a table with this other guy rubbing his chest? whats going on? who is this guy? athlete?
friktion on December 11th, 2009 at 12:04 am

omg! he is so so hot! godamn rugby player!!!! sex!!!!
Cosmic Danny on December 11th, 2009 at 12:35 pm

Square, in response to your comment…

I can confirm that ‘underusing a hairy hunk’ is still legal in the Republic of Ireland.

However…one of my Government contacts (yes, I know some dangerous people) informs me that the Government is planning to hold a referendum on hairy hunks just as soon as the recession is over.

Ahem.
justin on December 11th, 2009 at 2:08 pm

o my god, square i am your humble servant!!!! As an irish man myself, I have been a huge fan of this particular hairy hunk for quite some time, and on many occasions i have gone looking for some shirtless pictures of him (only ever finding one which was terrible quality and from a distance) you have literally made my day!!!!!!!!!! Now excuse me, i have some ahem ‘business’ to attend to…
Dennis on December 11th, 2009 at 6:40 pm

I’ll take two please no need to wrap . : )
Jack on December 11th, 2009 at 10:23 pm

Yes, Yes, a thousand times Yes…..and Thank You!!
John O on December 11th, 2009 at 11:47 pm

omg if i were that masseur or wtv i would slowly slide my hand up his thigh… HOT
Mike on December 26th, 2009 at 5:35 pm

I would die for that body!!!!! loving the irish fur!!!!!!!!
jake27 on January 31st, 2010 at 6:35 am

This is the best kind of furry body. Hairy chest with the trail all the way down.
Matt on March 12th, 2010 at 12:11 pm

one word……….WOW!
DoverDavid on May 6th, 2010 at 1:42 pm

Mmmmmmm how I want to run my hand down his inner thigh and grab the front of his underware!
robertg on May 26th, 2010 at 2:49 pm

Pic 5: is that evidence of a nose broken in some heated scrum? Why am I looking at his nose? Because such sizzling perfection is even more sizzlinger with a bit of imperfection–a real man. +plus, he didn’t bother to get it fixed. Rugby guys, like wrestlers, tend to show this condition as well as caulifowered ears [yum!]