Vote for The 2009 Adorkable of The Year!

2009 Adorkables of the Year

People of earth! Put down your holiday booze, gather your cousins (just the hot ones, please) and listen up! The time has come for the most important poll of the year (am I still drunk?), the epic battle to win the title of Adorkable of The Year. You know it’s the only one that matters. This year we have very very strong contenders and it’s interesting to see who will ultimately win. Let’s invite our last year’s winner, Zachary Levi to announce the nominees (okay, I might be drunk after all)!

Ross Zietz aka Threadless Hottie

Good heavens! There are people in this world that are blessed with good genes, and Ross is one of them. He’s a t-shirt designer at Threadless, and I am happy to report that we have this adorkable (albeit a little pretty than the standards) sans shirt. Threadless needs to thank Ross for making me placed an order for 10 t-shirts of his design. He gets my vote for resisting the temptation to pick up the razor. What is it with t-shirt designers exuding pure hotness (see Survivor’s Brett)?

Ross Zietz

Ross Zietz

Fran Kranz

Fran is that adorkable techie in “Dollhouse“. Although I stopped watching this show a long time ago, his luxuriously hairy chest makes me want to go back and watch him making adorkable expressions.

Fran Kranz

Fran Kranz

Kris Allen

Need I say more about Kris Allen? Even before he’s the winner of the last season of American Idol, we have scavenged the net for his shirtless pictures. We succeeded, here they are (please ignore the first one completely) and you’re welcome. Now if only all of his droolers unite and go buy his album…

Kris Allen

Kris Allen

Stephen Fishbach

Another reality star turned Adorkable of the Month. Stephen is the definition of adorkable in Survivor Tocantins, and I absolutely love watching him doing um, adorkable things. He’s probably almost forgotten by the general public now, but I’ll always remember him as that dorky smart guy on Survivor (which by the way starts every 15 minutes like The Amazing Race)!

Stephen Fishbach

Stephen Fishbach

Jim Parrack

Oh my word. If I hear the hottest character in “True Blood”, Hoyt Fortenberry says “I like you… I like you a lot” one more time, I’m going to faint for days! It is so clear that we have a little crush on Jim Parrack as seen here, here, and here. Here’s to more and more adorkable skin next season!

Jim Parrack Shirtless

Jim Parrack Shirtless

Jim Parrack Shirtless

Hugh Sheridan

The Australian is here! For those of you who are not familiar with this piece of adorkable hotness, Hugh Sheridan is the finest looking piece on popular Aussie series “Packed to the Rafters”. Although the fuzz is not as much as desired, his resemblance to my second husband makes a few of my body parts tingle like never before. A strong contender, and he gets my vote for being such a crotch pleaser. Go here if you can’t get enough of this adorkable hunk.

Hugh Sheridan

Hugh Sheridan Shirtless

Hugh Sheridan

Hugh Sheridan

Preston aka iPhone Hottie

Preston, you can’t vote for yourself, okay? Well, you don’t have to anyway because I’m pretty sure hundreds of thousands of readers (booze is still in my system?) will do it for you (Justin where you at). This fine piece of adorkable got discovered from the one of the most important internet inventions of the decade, Guys with iPhones. I have a feeling that this fuzzy adorka-doc in a scrub (please get it) will be a fan favorite, judging by how many comments he got.

Preston Shirtless

Preston Shirtless

Justin Bartha

My boyfriend and I go way back. While Justin Bartha will always be my adorkable of FOREVER, I feel that it’s only fair that he gets featured as the Adorkable of the Month. Yes, I did the same mistake by including one of my husbands in the poll once before, and now I’ve done it again. Well, maybe he’ll get enough votes to win this thing but I am a little skeptical. If you need some convincing, here are some skin caps from his upcoming film “The Rebound”.

Justin Bartha

Justin Bartha

Justin Bartha Shirtless

Adam Brody

The last nominee, Adam Brody is where the whole adorkable thing began. To the adorkables, he’s like the Tom of MySpace or something like that. Although he’s not so dorky now on the outside, he will be forever known as The O.C’s Seth Cohen to us adorkable fans!

Adam Brody Shirtless

Adam Brody Shirtless

Yes I know we’re missing 3 months worth of adorkables due to my lazy ass, but I honestly think we have enough candidates to decide. Poll will be open for a week, and the winner will be announced on new year’s day. Happy voting!

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