Wahlberg Still Has It

By Square on December 20, 2009 in Coming Soon

Mark Wahlberg Shirtless in Date Night

By “it” I mean his Calvin Klein underwear body circa 1992, which has helped a lot of boys and girls go through the puzzling process of puberty (present company included). I don’t know if it’s good or bad, because aren’t people supposed to not look exactly like 15 years ago? These are from the theatrical trailer of “Date Night” starring Steve Carell and Tina Fey, with a side of James Franco. To be honest, I’d like for all of them to be shirtless in a scene (except Tina of course) and that way this will be my ultimate spring movie. “Date Night” will be released April 9th next year.

Mark Wahlberg Shirtless in Date Night

James Franco Shirtless in Date Night

Also, I don’t know if it’s too much Photoshop or his no-smirk, but Steve Carell looks hot in this poster. Scruff is pretty much non-existent, but I approve. Gillette and Nivea would be proud.

Date Night Poster

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13 Responses to “Wahlberg Still Has It”
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deon on December 20th, 2009 at 11:07 am

I want him….on my face
philarktos on December 20th, 2009 at 1:03 pm

The lighting is such that you can’t make out his third nipple. It’s located in an area that’s sort of in shadow, inner underside of his left pec. Of course they used to airbrush it out of the Calvin ads.

And yes he’s certainly still hot, but that is not the body he had then. Just a tad thicker here and there.
Trinity on December 20th, 2009 at 6:13 pm

Damn, Mark is so friggin’ sexy…
Leo Carioca on December 20th, 2009 at 10:17 pm

Oh! He has an interesting body! Not so hot, but interesting!
I like it!
Mallory on December 20th, 2009 at 11:26 pm

Mark Wahlberg has an incredible body, although it’d be rather rough of us to expect the perfection he attained when he was young, still now that he’s aging. Excellent body though, not AS excellent, but excellent. No one asked but I might add, I don’t find him, the person, sexy whatsoever. Just shut up, and take your shirt off.
josh on December 21st, 2009 at 10:09 am

He was hot when he was younger and he is still freaking hot now. He can crawl into my be anytime he wants. Love to be bottom for him
james newton on December 21st, 2009 at 2:55 pm

I remember him with an outie belly button, but now i see an innie! i don’t understand why
eagander on December 21st, 2009 at 6:39 pm

FUUUUUUUUCKIN’ H-O-T!! I’d cream for a beefy stud like him!! And puleeeze, you bitches, how many of us haven’t filled out a bit since our Calvin days!??
Phil on December 22nd, 2009 at 3:19 am

Will he ever “not” have it?…
JoeTimb on January 6th, 2010 at 8:17 am

yep. i want one.

[j]
brian on April 9th, 2010 at 1:29 pm

Hot, perhaps, if you think he still has it. But what he doesn’t have are his tats. Check out the movie and you’ll find the tats are on James Franco. How weird is that?
boykinky on May 2nd, 2010 at 12:16 pm

I want to be on my knees in front of him.
Nick on July 10th, 2010 at 9:39 pm

He’s still the object of my fantasies. He’s so sexy.