2009 in (Shirtless) Pictures

2009 Favorites

Yes, I know that we’re well more than a week into 2010 but this has become some sort of a tradition since last year so let’s have a quick (or thorough, whichever you prefer) look back into a good year of shirtlessness; from news to films to television to everyday discoveries. Your crotches will thank you for this! 

2009 kicked off to a good start, and by a good start I really mean watching a GIF of Mike Rowe doing the unknown behind a car’s door. Because he’s the gift that keeps on giving, Mike can be seen throughout the year, although with a rather large gap in between.

Mike Rowe Shirtless

Mike Rowe Shirtless

Mike Rowe Shirtless

Mike Rowe Shirtless

The dad craze continues with Dan Payne in “Mulligans”. That said, someone should take it easy with the razor although I’ll take whatever I can get!

Dan Payne Shirtless

Dan Payne Shirtless

By now, Guys with iPhones is a household name and the cream of the crop can be found here, here, here and here (are you still with me), and a lot of important discoveries were made including our own Adorkable of the Month, the ultimate crowd favorite Preston aka iPhone Hottie aka That Hot Guy in Scrubs.

Guys with iPhones

Guys with iPhones

Guys with iPhones

Could this be an Australian version of mah husband?

Hugh

Hugh Sheridan Shirtless

The hottest siblings on “Amazing Race”? You decide, while I go try to wash my brain with some extra strong detergent. And does CBS stand for Crotch-Blur-Station?

Sam & Dan Shirtless in The Amazing Race

Sam & Dan Shirtless in The Amazing Race

Speaking of brothers, Ben Foster’s little brother has all grown up, and he’s keen to share the wealth. I’d like to think he’s the tolerable version of Matthew McConaughey, because no matter how often the shirt is off — he does the same to me everytime, which is a freakin’ lot. From brushing his teeth in a towel to walking around in boxer brief to frolicking with furry hotness Peter Sarsgaard to just looking hot with scruff, the breakthrough shirtlessness of the year definitely goes to this one.

Jon Foster Shirtless

Jon Foster Shirtless

Jon Foster Shirtless

Still on the topic on little brothers all grown up, Scott Evans should get the same award for his generosity on “One Life to Live” — although I think he really should be in a shirtless scene with Chris. In towels. Hmmm… I wonder if there’s any detergent left (please get it)? One thing for sure, there’s no guessing game for this one as the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree.

Scott Evans Shirtless

Scott Evans Shirtless

Now that I’ve mentioned Peter Sarsgaard, would you live in a cave for this? I would. If you prefer a slight taming (on the head), this might suit your fancy. Don’t worry, hot chunk is still present.

Peter Sarsgaard Shirtless

Peter Sarsgaard Shirtless

2009 was a good year in TV chunk as well, as seen on Jay Mohr, Chris Pratt, Jim ParrackJohn Corbett and Patrick Warburton.

Jay Mohr  Shirtless

Chris Pratt Shirtless

John Corbett Shirtless

Jim Parrack Shirtless

Patrick Warburton Shirtless

HBO’s “Hung” has to be the hottest television series of 2009, with the ultimate DOMD, Thomas Jane. That weary suburban dad thing gets me forever and always!

Thomas Jane Shirtless

Thomas Jane Shirtless

Thomas Jane Shirtless

Not to be outdone by Thomas Jane, Richard Burgi (which is the first item on my DOMD list) has also made regular appearances in my wet dreams last year. Smooth, but when you’re in your 50s and look like this, you don’t complain.

Richard Burgi Shirtless

Richard Burgi Shirtless

However you want to pronounce it, Hilmir Snær Guðnason delivers. Every time!

Hilmir Snær Guðnason Shirtless

Hilmir Snær Guðnason Shirtless

Hilmir Snær Guðnason Shirtless

Are you on team Bradley Cooper or team Ryan Reynolds? Whichever team you’re in, rest assured that there’s plenty of (clipped) fuzz available.

Ryan Reynolds Shirtless

Ryan Reynolds Shirtless

Bradley Cooper Shirtless

Bradley Cooper Shirtless

We have now established the fact that follicle devils Nivea and Gillette are our enemies. The war against fuzz will never end as long as these guys are here to stay (and educate). Blasphemy! Proceed above links in caution.

Male Chest Shaving

Male Chest Shaving

The Baldwin brothers are the definition of hairy Hollywood (except Stephen, of course), so it is only natural that we investigate further into Alec’s extensive filmography; “Miami Blues“, “The Marrying Man“, “The Getaway” and a peek at the fuzz, twenty years later. Not sure what’s going on with William’s on and off situation, but at least Stephen is consistent.

Alec Baldwin Shirtless

A look at The Little Mermaid, and how the film affected my taste in men subliminally.

The Little Mermaid

Are we going to reality TV hell for this? My brain said no but my crotch said yes. A sexed up human version of Papa smurf, it does exist.

Russell Hantz Shirtless

Shawn Christian. Two words are enough to make you wake up and realize that such beautiful man does exist. It is oh so very clear that we’re a little crazy about this walking sex, don’t you think?

Shawn Christian Shirtless

Shawn Christian Shirtless

Where have Romain Duris been all my life?

Sam Worthington Shirtless

Finally, if it’s any indication — this year belongs to English born, furry chested Australian actor Sam Worthington. If you can resist the temptation to grab a scissor or even a lawnmower, click here to experience his shirtlessness from “MacBeth”.

Sam Worthington Shirtless

Sam Worthington Shirtless

I am giving myself a pat on the bad for not mentioning any of mah husbands, because I usually do that subconsciously. And ecause I’m just one mere mortal being, if you have favorite posts of the year that you’d like to see listed here as well, feel free to add them in the comments. I think I’ve said it before, but once more because I couldn’t have said it enough — thanks to all of you who made 2009 a wonderful year of shirtlessness and here’s to another good one!

  • DoverDavid

    Some nice memories there. Here is hoping to a hairier 2010 with more to show and way less to shave.

  • It was an awesome year, indeed. Great post, Square.
    I think I must say, even though I love hairy men, that Jon Foster is my favorite shirtless guy of the moment. Just too adorable with that nice body and the red beard.
    Thank you for always sharing these. SH is the best.

    [j]

  • Damn. Now I’m all hot and bothered! Hmm…maybe I could sext the bf… LOL

  • WannaBuyADuck

    Nice selection, Square, but you left out the hottest of all — Thomas Jane.

    • @WannaBuyADuck OMG how could I’ve forgotten Thomas Jane? Will add him to the list STAT.

  • Kevin

    I like your site. I would love to see pictures of Chip Esten from “Whose Line Is It Anyway”. He has great arms and is energetic so I have hopes that he has a nice body too. I may have spelled his name wrong. Also, there is a reporter on our local NBC news (Portland, Oregon) who is occasionally shirtless doing things like a polar bear dunk in winter wearing a speedo (yum) whose name is Drew Carey coincidentally. His segment is titled “Out and About with Drew” and he spotlights local events and stuff like that. I think he’d qualify as a hairy chunk of sorts. But he has a nice build too. Thanks for your time, Kevin

  • Joe

    You’re the best, Square! Thank you for all of your diligent work to bring us all this shirtlessness.

  • WarpedRecord

    Thanks for the memories, Square! It was a very good year indeed — at least in terms of the photos you show on this site.

    Though once again, you have me curious to see what you look like. Maybe just squeeze a torso shot of yourself in at random as a trial balloon and see how folks respond? Because we love your personality, we’re already aching to see your body!

  • Boris

    @DoverDavid: Let’s hope that 2010 will be remember as the year bodyshaving/manscapping was abolished…

  • KarmaLysing

    Just think… We’ll be getting more of Sam Worthington in 2010! YAY FOR US!!!!

  • WMassGuy

    Patrick Warburton stil does it for me. King of the woofdaddies!

  • What a beautiful retrospective, Square. You should give yourself a pat on the back for this blog, as always — MY HERO. 🙂

    (David, David, David…. 🙂 “sext the boyfriend” …. pmsl 😉 )

  • Hippy.

    Oh my gee. I was actually here for most of these happenings.

    But seriously, best of them all:
    -Preston, and all of GWIPwns
    -Crotch-blurred brothers of CBS
    -TV’s Matthew McConaughey
    -Sarsgaard sex scenes.

    yesh. A great year it was.

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  • square: i must say this before i lodge a dislike—you really the time and effort to
    please us when you steadfastly post all the wonderful pics that you do—

    HOWEVER—i must say my piece—is it REALLY necessary 2 print pics of women w/our hunks??? i mean there has to be lots of pics on the set you choose to use that having women in the shots can be avoided—

    please don’t be angry—it’s just my opinion—

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