Anatomically Correct

Craig Horner Shirtless

Remember one of those biology lab classes where you had a frog in a tray and were required to do nasty things to it otherwise you’ll fail the subject? That’s exactly how I feel after looking at these caps of Craig Horner in last week’s episode of “Legend of The Seeker” by the good ol’ Superherofan. I’m sure I’ll get bags of chili-infused liquid poo on my front door tomorrow, but I honestly think what he really need is a wholesome meal consisting of 2 KFC buckets with sides and a week month break from the gym. And yes, I’d still hit it with a couple of deep-fried Mars bars.

Craig Horner Shirtless

Craig Horner Shirtless

Craig Horner Shirtless

Craig Horner Shirtless

Craig Horner Shirtless

Craig Horner Shirtless

Craig Horner Shirtless

Craig Horner Shirtless

Craig Horner Shirtless

Craig Horner Shirtless

Craig Horner Shirtless

Craig Horner Shirtless

Craig Horner Shirtless

Craig Horner Shirtless

Craig Horner Shirtless

Craig Horner Shirtless

Craig Horner Shirtless

  • DoverDavid

    His pants need to be removed so that the exam can be completed.

  • Askanipsion

    While I normally like hairy chests, Craig is PERFECT – great personality in interviews and just gorgeous even though smooth.

    So where do you live so I can “drop off” the poo?

    • @Askanipsion I live in the deepest trench of your conscience, and you know it! Nobody can deny his charms but I still think he needs to take some time off working out. I’m sure some people will agree.

  • squarebart

    I agree, Square, with your assessment. BUT… I really can’t complain about this lean mean mancream machine. Ain’t nobody would kick him outa bed…! Or.. I could be wrong! Now… where are those Mars bars?! 😛

  • KarmaLysing

    I would still do him. And do him. And… Wellll, you get the picture.

    Think of it this way: His physique is the result of being a swimmer to begin with, then practising two hours a day to wield an edged, five-pound crowbar with speed, precision, and no accidental de-limbings.

    Now, think about the kind of stamina this builds. See my point (so to speak)?

    HEH.

  • Thankfully he doesn’t shave his pits. That keeps his hairless body hot.

    You should have given an honorable mention to the older guy in the episode too. He was strung up by Denna too.

  • KarmaLysing

    Todd – Actually, I did, in my forum post on this subject.

  • KMac

    Glasgow’s contribution to world cuisine gets an unexpected mention!

    • @KMac I know! They’re like little bars of instant heart attack. Delicious.

  • theduckhunter

    I agree completely Dover david whats the point in having him tied to the table then

  • Curtis

    Craig is so HOT!! I love this show! I watch it every saturday. He has the hottest body around. He doesn’t have an ounce of fat on his body except for maybe that fat cock of his LOL He is super sexy. I would love to see him do a spread in Freshmen magazine or lame playgirl, Thanks for the hot pics of him and post more of him when possible.

  • Olof

    He’s not as bad as he used to be, now he’s at least do-able. (although some light furration [sounds better than forestation, to me at least] wouldn’t hurt)

  • Josh

    I agree with Dover – the exam’s not complete until those pants are removed and we can see his love muscle.

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