Guess This Hairy Chest

By Square on January 13, 2010 in Actors

Who might be the owner of this adequately hairy chest? Here’s a clue: this hunk of man doesn’t do much to me and I’ll never get why people are all over him. He’s very manly that for sure but whenever I look at this Scottish beast (crap there goes the mystery), I can only think of a bludgeon, a cave and lots of savage love making in the rain. Guess before you click!

It’s Gerard Butler, of course. Here are some caps from his new film, “The Bounty Hunter” with Jennifer Aniston. A lot of shirtlessness can be expected from this film, of which the theatrical trailer can be found here. “The Bounty Hunter” will open in cinemas on March 19th.

Okay, the real reason I posted these is because of a short cameo of MAH HUSBAND with a cute fake stache! Even though he appeared in the trailer for like 3 seconds, he’s done so much damage to me that I had to immortalize his cuteness as a looping GIF, as you can see on the right hand side. Just deal with it!

Gerard Butler Shirtless

Mah husband + fake stache = my ultimate manty-creamer.

Jason Sudeikis

Tags: hairy manly movies scottish

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undapantsman on January 13th, 2010 at 7:20 pm

I’m all for Gerard Butler, but you successfully negated him for me with a picture of Jason. With that ‘stache, he could be the hottest Mario Bros. twin ever. … EVAR. <3
Jack on January 13th, 2010 at 8:09 pm

Okay, Gerard Butler is smoking, if only for those huge, sexy nips of his. Thanks for the close up!
JoeTimb on January 13th, 2010 at 9:18 pm

Square, how on earth can you not like Gerard Butler, man? You nuts?

That said, don’t you just love that sweet chest hair coming out of Jason’s shirt, besides his adorable, totally cute facial expression?
What am I saying, I know you do.

[j]
D R E W on January 13th, 2010 at 10:41 pm

i don’t think that’s a fake ‘stache on MY husband. it looks pretty real.

anyhoo, i love that you can see a tuft of hair sticking out of his shirt… swoon!
Mallory on January 13th, 2010 at 11:56 pm

Alright, Im going to say this. Jason Sudekis might be decent looking, I’ll grant you that, especially considering the other blokes in SNL these days. ….but he’s par for the course as a comedian. Keenan Thompson, Kristen Wiig, Bill Hader and Fred Armisen totally own that show. Sorry, ahem.

Gerard Butler can hit me with a club and drag me into a cave, it’s fine. I’ll enjoy myself.
kyle michel sullivan on January 14th, 2010 at 12:41 am

Not the LEAST bit interesting to me. He looks like twice-warmed porridge with a low-rent attitude. I’d rather have Preston.
DoverDavid on January 14th, 2010 at 6:15 am

I tend to agree with Square. Anytime I have seen him be interviewed, he tends to come off on the arrogant side and that ruins it for me.
Square on January 14th, 2010 at 6:36 am

You guys are talking about Gerard Butler, right? RIGHT?
Fur on January 14th, 2010 at 1:18 pm

Gerry is my absolute favourite. <3
Patrick on January 14th, 2010 at 9:45 pm

I want to suckle on Gerard Butler.
Isn’t there any movie without Jennifer Aniston in it? Gimme a break.
rodthehorny on January 14th, 2010 at 10:04 pm

i actually saw him once in dubai and he is quite a charming lad.
reese on January 15th, 2010 at 6:02 am

Wow! Who would have guessed Jennifer Aniston is going to be in a new romantic comedy. When will the rumors start about her being romantically involved with Gerald?

I think Gerald is beautiful and handsome in a manly sort of way. Even if his hair is always so much darker than his beard.

BTW Patrick, I couldn’t put it any better than you did. LOL
soloman hillman on March 12th, 2010 at 9:35 pm

love the nipples
What. The. Hell. - Squarehippies.com on June 11th, 2010 at 2:28 pm

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Sammy on November 16th, 2010 at 11:07 am

SEXIEST MAN ON THE PLANET!!!!
Shania on April 10th, 2012 at 10:26 pm

Yes, he’s so sexy..i hope i can slick his nipples :p