How Does This Make You Feel?

Morgan Spurlock Shirtless

The time has come where I put my self guilt onto other people, go hide in a dark place and pretend none of this ever happened. These skin caps of filmmaker Morgan Spurlock on a Brazilian beach are from “The Simpsons 20th Anniversary Special: In 3-D! On Ice!” and they do things to me. I always had a thing for this hot ginge since “Supersize Me”; the same way I feel about Joel McHale and I’m curious to know if he tickles your pickle too. How does Morgan Spurlock in speedos make you feel?

Morgan Spurlock Shirtless

Morgan Spurlock Shirtless

Morgan Spurlock Shirtless

Morgan Spurlock Shirtless

Morgan Spurlock Shirtless

Morgan Spurlock Shirtless

Morgan Spurlock Shirtless

Morgan Spurlock Shirtless

Morgan Spurlock Shirtless

Morgan Spurlock

Morgan Spurlock

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  1. Servonut on January 12th, 2010 at 5:52 am

    The view from the back doesn’t do much for me, but I can totally watch him come towards me anyday.

  2. DoverDavid on January 12th, 2010 at 6:42 am

    As I watched, I thought he was cute and wondered if he had any furry parts or not, then my wish was answered. Seems I was not the only one with the same wish.

  3. janvos on January 12th, 2010 at 8:20 am

    First squarehippies. great mails I receive everyday from you.Keep on
    About Morgan spurlock? Pity to tell you but he will give me an negative erection.
    What a disappointment to see him like this. I think at 45 I look better.
    Jan (The Netherlands)

  4. patrick on January 12th, 2010 at 8:52 am

    I’ve been hot for Spurlock since he went completely bare-ass in “Super Size Me.” Just enough fur and the ever-present ‘stache. I would happily eat his secret sauce.

  5. Leo Carioca on January 12th, 2010 at 10:13 am

    I liked him.
    And I live in Brazil!

  6. jan on January 12th, 2010 at 10:27 am

    Seen him before. Much more hairychested. No bear but i like to see him with his natural chest .Just hairy and furry. That’s the way is natural now.

  7. Kevin! on January 12th, 2010 at 10:36 am

    I saw this Sunday. I’m not unimpressed. No luv handles, which I expected. In favor of gingers though.

  8. Critter on January 12th, 2010 at 10:40 am

    One word: FLACCID

  9. Peter on January 12th, 2010 at 11:18 am

    He’s wearing it wrong!!
    The backside is in front. Is this intentional or doesn’t he know how to wear a speedo?

  10. JoeTimb on January 12th, 2010 at 11:36 am

    Well, I like it much. Hot ginge indeed.

    ps: isn’t Rio amazing?

    [j]

  11. Michael on January 12th, 2010 at 1:08 pm

    One of the tragedies of “Super Size Me!” was watching Morgan bloat on a diet of fast food. Unfortunately, these photos show that he has not yet recovered.

  12. cohencha on January 12th, 2010 at 2:24 pm

    Well Jan from the Netherlands, I hope you’re right about your future but please check back with us when you ARE 45. From my perspective on the other side of 45, I think it’s great that someone who doesn’t have a gym body can look sexy in a Speedo.

  13. brianinsanfran on January 12th, 2010 at 6:22 pm

    Totally hot ging. The shots of Morgan from “Supersize Me” being weighed on his speedo were the best part of the movie. Love the stash. Love the Pudge.
    Love.

  14. Bro on January 12th, 2010 at 8:06 pm

    So hot. I just happened to watch the Simpsons special and I always liked Morgan, but never expected to see him in a speedo.
    Can’t thank you enough for the caps – he makes me hot!

  15. reese on January 12th, 2010 at 8:19 pm

    I like Morgan quite a bit, I think he’s handsome in an approachable way, plus he doesn’t eat fast food, so I know he’s healthy. Thanks for posting these photos. I especially like the close up shots of him. Nice eyes.

  16. Square on January 12th, 2010 at 9:10 pm

    Glad you all think alike! Well, a handful, at least. Chunk can’t be all that bad you know. If everyone looks like those ethereal creatures in the magazine, there would be NO magazines at all!

  17. Square on January 12th, 2010 at 9:11 pm

    @Peter I never thought of that, now that you mentioned it — I think the speedo is worn correctly, but it does look a little off. Wrong size?

  18. squarebart on January 12th, 2010 at 9:28 pm

    Oh, he KNOWS how to wear a speedo. Believe me, he knows! ;)

  19. Todd R on January 12th, 2010 at 11:00 pm

    I find that I am attracted to him. Yeah.

  20. WarpedRecord on January 12th, 2010 at 11:10 pm

    I’ve just been supersized. I have loved Morgan for years, and the bit o’ belly is no problem at all. And of course, as someone already mentioned: the ever-present stache.

    His girlfriend complained that eating McDonald’s food gave him a different “taste,” but I’d risk it.

  21. Barry on January 13th, 2010 at 12:10 am

    Wow, I find it absolutely shocking that anyone would call this in any way “pudge.” The man is 39, and he is leaner than 95% of the population, I’d guess, gauging by what I see in the gym (which, no, is not populated by Chelsea clones).

  22. Phil on January 13th, 2010 at 3:18 am

    Sorry but this again proves the addage that “most people who wear speedos, or spandex-shouldn’t”…If you need more proof just catch a rerun of The Real Housewives(skanks)of NYC-and check out the “French” husband in his leopard print speedo-talk about anti-viagra(though it is a good image to have when you need to melt a boner fast- ;-) )

  23. Complex on January 18th, 2010 at 1:32 am

    That makes me feel great. I would take a bite out of that juicy meet any day.

  24. loudrockmusic on January 19th, 2010 at 2:37 am

    Can I make a joke about eating special sauce again? No? OK.

  25. Remy on January 21st, 2010 at 3:54 am

    This man does things to me. Down there. In the penile zone.

  26. Hardex on January 26th, 2010 at 4:53 pm

    SPURLOCK = sex-a-lot!
    I love this site more than ever now – thank you for making my firecrotch day!

  27. Roberto on February 14th, 2010 at 3:12 pm

    I’m a brazilian gay man. I have a navel fetish. His navel is very hot!!!!

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  29. Steve on August 15th, 2011 at 12:43 pm

    Totally works for me – - His natural contours are begging for hours of Roman hands. Very sexy belly. Mmm Mmm. Supersize Me!

  30. Bob Loblaw on December 24th, 2011 at 3:57 pm

    He is a S T U D !!!

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