John Mayer on the Rolling Stone

John Mayer Shirtless

Here are some photos of John Mayer from the latest issue of the Rolling Stone. I truly believe those pants were photoshopped onto his body, because they look like they’re not supposed to be there. And yes, I would hit it. So hard. I might have to soak myself in a mixture of Tide, Dawn and vinegar to get the douche stain off but that’s a risk I’m willing to take! Also, John admitted that he’s a new generation of masturbator (which basically means he wanks a lot — DON’T WE ALL?). *awkward silence* Right, I’ll give you about 5 minutes to yourself for some uhm, thinking.

John Mayer Shirtless on the Rolling Stone

John Mayer Shirtless on the Rolling Stone

John Mayer on the Rolling Stone

John Mayer Shirtless on the Rolling Stone

John Mayer on the Rolling Stone

John Mayer  on the Rolling Stone

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John Mayer Shirtless

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