John Mayer on the Rolling Stone
Here are some photos of John Mayer from the latest issue of the Rolling Stone. I truly believe those pants were photoshopped onto his body, because they look like they’re not supposed to be there. And yes, I would hit it. So hard. I might have to soak myself in a mixture of Tide, Dawn and vinegar to get the douche stain off but that’s a risk I’m willing to take! Also, John admitted that he’s a new generation of masturbator (which basically means he wanks a lot — DON’T WE ALL?). *awkward silence* Right, I’ll give you about 5 minutes to yourself for some uhm, thinking.
Obligatory (OF COURSE):