This GIF Will Haunt My Crotch For Eternity

Sudeikis into Sergio

Once in a Taylor Lautner’s new moon, there comes a time where the event is so monumental that it will have a massive effect on us for the rest of our mortal lives. This is one of them. During Jon Hamm’s first gig on “Saturday Night Live”, this scene was the star of my wet dreams for many, many nights thereafter. On his second one last night, we get the above. I mean, mah first husband exploding into mah fourth husband? I CAN’T DEAL WITH THIS RIGHT NOW. I just, can’t — but I will brave myself to type a few more words for the sake of my people. This gif and the rest of the caps will haunt my crotch for all eternity. The shirtless gods must have descended from the heavens to possess the writers so that they can come up with this scene, that or I broke into NBC office last week and altered their script. There must be a logical explanation for this! Now excuse me while I spontaneously combust. You know it’s coming.

Thanks JH!

Jon Hamm Shirtless as Sergio

Jon Hamm Shirtless as Sergio

Jon Hamm Shirtless as Sergio

Jon Hamm Shirtless as Sergio

Jon Hamm Shirtless as Sergio

Jon Hamm Shirtless as Sergio

Jon Hamm Shirtless as Sergio

Jon Hamm Shirtless as Sergio

Jon Hamm Shirtless as Sergio

Jon Hamm Shirtless as Sergio

Jon Hamm Shirtless as Sergio

Jon Hamm Shirtless as Sergio

Jon Hamm Shirtless as Sergio

Jon Hamm Shirtless as Sergio

Jon Hamm Shirtless as Sergio

Jon Hamm Shirtless as Sergio

Jon Hamm Shirtless as Sergio

Jon Hamm Shirtless as Sergio

Jon Hamm Shirtless as Sergio

Jon Hamm Shirtless as Sergio

Jon Hamm Shirtless as Sergio

Jon Hamm Shirtless as Sergio

Jon Hamm Shirtless as Sergio

Jon Hamm Shirtless as Sergio

Jon Hamm Shirtless as Sergio

Jon Hamm Shirtless as Sergio

Jon Hamm Shirtless as Sergio

Jon Hamm Shirtless as Sergio

Jon Hamm Shirtless as Sergio

Jon Hamm Shirtless as Sergio

Jon Hamm Shirtless as Sergio

Jason Sudeikis in Glasses

Jason Sudeikis in Glasses

Jon Hamm as Scott Brown

Jon Hamm as Scott Brown

Jon Hamm as Scott Brown

Jon Hamm as Scott Brown

Jon Hamm as Scott Brown

Jon Hamm as Scott Brown

Jon Hamm as Scott Brown

Jon Hamm as Scott Brown

Jon Hamm as Scott Brown

Jon Hamm as Scott Brown

Jon Hamm as Scott Brown

Jon Hamm as Scott Brown

Jon Hamm as Scott Brown

Jon Hamm as Scott Brown

Jon Hamm as Scott Brown

Jon Hamm as Scott Brown

Jon Hamm as Scott Brown

  • Any excuse to get him shirtless. Not complaining though. Also not complaining that he had a little pooch on him either.

  • DoverDavid

    Ahh the magic of television!

  • Dingo

    EW!!!!!!!!! I just threw up in my mouth!!!

  • Who created this marvelous little genie that is known as “Square” who finds the very men I love and sends them in a neat little package to my gmail? Oh “Square,” my genie, you make my dreams come true. You lift my spirit on bad days, and slip furry men under the edge.

    I watched these skits on SNL this past Saturday and nearly cried out load when I realized I hadn’t TiVoed them! But, oh joy, my genie named “Square” found them and brought them back to me! Thank you “Square.” Mr. Hamm and I will go off to sleep indebted to you.

  • Liam

    Hamm was packing serious heat in those tight white pants as the cowboy stripper. He’s hot all the way around (although wish he’d kept the beard!), but when I saw that I was star struck…

  • victor

    I think Sergio is from the movie The Lost Boys.

  • squarebart

    Ooo, vicTOR, I love me some Lost Boys. Methinketh: You might be right, or might makes right, or something, I can’t remember!

    But SERGIO was SO hot. I’ve never before seen slimy and thought HOT! But it happened one night. — that is, last Saturndee nite!

    DAy-um, gur, that waz good! I loved it when he’s jiggle jiggled. Just a little!

    oxo no, really OXO sB

  • B’Hamm

    Any man that is as beautiful as he is (and has to know it) that would get on television and go SO against character is alright by me. I love that he can not take himself too seriously. Furthermore, the fact that he was flaunting the hell out of that little pot belly is ALL THE BETTER! I almost had a mini-stroke when the skit started…

  • Klarth

    Wow. I don’t even…

    UNF at the furry belly though.

    and lol at GF 1, I did laugh when she showed up again.

    Did anyone think of Chris Meloni in the closeups?

    But yeah, mad props to Hamm for hamming it up with no shame.

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  • Steve

    The 4th pic down – The hairy belly – Yea – Pure genious – Cinematography at its best!

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