Patrick Tatten in Lucky Bastard

Patrick Tatten Shirtless

First, do NOT watch this movie because this movie is very bad. OK, that’s my due diligence. BUT this inglorious attempt at gay movie-making has some mighty fine skin of the bastard variety — the male kind that I know you like. Me, I’m a sucker for a farmer’s tan. Call me crazy: nothing looks more naked than pale skin with darkened arms. And Patrick Tatten, the unlucky star of this sad sorry story, is way too pretty, has a wee bit o’ chest hair, and has been wearing a T-shirt in the sun! Ol’ squarebart didn’t have a chance. Oh yeah, he also looks good moanin’. Now… I repeat: this movie is bad. If you watch it, don’t blame me. oxo squarebart

Patrick Tatten Shirtless

Patrick Tatten Shirtless

Patrick Tatten Shirtless

Patrick Tatten Shirtless

Patrick Tatten Shirtless

Patrick Tatten Shirtless

Patrick Tatten Shirtless

Patrick Tatten Shirtless

Patrick Tatten Shirtless

Patrick Tatten Shirtless

Patrick Tatten Shirtless

Patrick Tatten Shirtless

Patrick Tatten Shirtless

Patrick Tatten Shirtless

Patrick Tatten Shirtless

Patrick Tatten Shirtless

Patrick Tatten Shirtless

Patrick Tatten Shirtless

  • WannaBuyADuck

    He looks like he’s experiencing ‘buyer’s remorse.’ He gets off and wonders, “Where are my socks. Gotta go!” Bad movie or not, that’s one hot young man.

  • squarebart

    O I probably overdid the “bad movie” thing. I just hate that someone might watch it and curse me. But yes, this guy is smokin’ hot and mighty purdy. Who knows? Maybe in another film, he is actor of the year. Who cares?! I just like his purdy purdy body!

  • isoron

    No one will curse you – I saw it because I have waaayyy to much time on my hands. And the worse you could say was that it was mediocre. But he is hot – so this is why I come to this site.

  • Complex

    He’s HOT. Great Body!! But probably won’t ever see the movie. I’ll use the internet to get off. It’s way more convenient… and shows a lot more = )

  • Nick

    Unfortunately those pics are screaming “WATCH THIS MOVIE!” Hahaha! If anything, THAT might be the curse! 🙂

  • why couldn’t you have told me how bad this movie was before last week?!?! argggggggg – so bad i think it gave me crabs. but the guy is hot. gotta admit it.

  • squarebart

    Dude, you are lucky it ONLY gave you crabs! 😉

  • scotty

    how can i find this video?????

  • STUDHUNTER

    YES! The movie sort of sucked and I only kept watching it because of Patrick. Smoken
    But my ex lover of like 10 years got addict to crack and like in the movie that was all he cared about was getting his next high. Sure I tried it with him and it IS beter than sex. But my body could not take the stuff!

    And just like Patrick’s lover the drugs TOOK the place of sex.

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