Patrick Tatten in Lucky Bastard
First, do NOT watch this movie because this movie is very bad. OK, that’s my due diligence. BUT this inglorious attempt at gay movie-making has some mighty fine skin of the bastard variety — the male kind that I know you like. Me, I’m a sucker for a farmer’s tan. Call me crazy: nothing looks more naked than pale skin with darkened arms. And Patrick Tatten, the unlucky star of this sad sorry story, is way too pretty, has a wee bit o’ chest hair, and has been wearing a T-shirt in the sun! Ol’ squarebart didn’t have a chance. Oh yeah, he also looks good moanin’. Now… I repeat: this movie is bad. If you watch it, don’t blame me. oxo squarebart
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He looks like he’s experiencing ‘buyer’s remorse.’ He gets off and wonders, “Where are my socks. Gotta go!” Bad movie or not, that’s one hot young man.
O I probably overdid the “bad movie” thing. I just hate that someone might watch it and curse me. But yes, this guy is smokin’ hot and mighty purdy. Who knows? Maybe in another film, he is actor of the year. Who cares?! I just like his purdy purdy body!
No one will curse you – I saw it because I have waaayyy to much time on my hands. And the worse you could say was that it was mediocre. But he is hot – so this is why I come to this site.
He’s HOT. Great Body!! But probably won’t ever see the movie. I’ll use the internet to get off. It’s way more convenient… and shows a lot more = )
Unfortunately those pics are screaming “WATCH THIS MOVIE!” Hahaha! If anything, THAT might be the curse!
why couldn’t you have told me how bad this movie was before last week?!?! argggggggg – so bad i think it gave me crabs. but the guy is hot. gotta admit it.
Dude, you are lucky it ONLY gave you crabs!
how can i find this video?????