Ryan Carnes Says Good Morning

By Square on February 4, 2010 in Actors 

Ryan Carnes Shirtless

It’s morning in LA, so the title is still valid okay? Enough about trying hard to make myself relevant. These beautiful shots of the star of landmark films like “Eating Out” and “Trailer Park of Terror” (yes I sat through that poo party), Ryan Carnes were freshly shot by LA based photographer Jeff Slater. Since this is a worksafe blog and I’m sure more than half of you are reading this on your office computer, I’m only going to feature the appropriate ones here. The less appropriate shots are available at Slater’s blog (no peen though). Now, before you shoot me for featuring this forest hater, keep in mind that you’ll get to see his morning wood after the jump (there’s a pun in there somewhere). And yes, morning wood is still worksafe because it’s like, covered and stuff.

Ryan Carnes Shirtless

Ryan Carnes Shirtless

Ryan Carnes Shirtless

Ryan Carnes Shirtless

Ryan Carnes Shirtless

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  1. DoverDavid on February 4th, 2010 at 10:32 am

    Nice legs, the rest, eh.

  2. QCNiceGuy on February 4th, 2010 at 11:58 am

    He needs to make up his mind! His furry legs are a reminder of how hot he can be with his furry chest. Without it, he just disappoints me as someone else who can’t accept how hot he is with it!

  3. Matty on February 4th, 2010 at 12:32 pm

    Just because he has furry legs does not mean a furry chest he will have. I am living proof of that. I have a naturally smooth chest but my legs are rather furry. Just saying.

  4. May on February 4th, 2010 at 12:45 pm

    Wow, I’m surprised about the comments. This guy is a GOD.

  5. Big Dave on February 4th, 2010 at 1:25 pm

    The lack of chest hair is permissible because of the hotness of the pit shot. Just makes me want to dive right in.

  6. squarebart on February 4th, 2010 at 1:59 pm

    This is a tough crowd. I say credit where credit is due. And this purdy gets credit for being purdy. And for wearing a push-up winky enhancer! Thing is, I wouldn’t chase him down the street, but if he were naked in the room with me now…

    U no. oxo

  7. Joetx on February 4th, 2010 at 3:55 pm

    Dark-haired guys with blond highlights = yuck.

  8. Todd R on February 4th, 2010 at 7:29 pm

    I think he’s hot.

  9. Square on February 4th, 2010 at 8:27 pm

    Just to clear the air, Ryan Carnes has a hairy chest (the links are there for a reason). Proof.

  10. Dave on February 5th, 2010 at 2:08 pm

    I’m surprised that this site has no photos of Clint Walker, old school hairy chest God

  11. vanhenry71 on February 5th, 2010 at 2:23 pm

    That second and last pic had me creaming my jeans! THANK YOU!

  12. Nick on February 9th, 2010 at 12:20 am

    This guy has always done it for me!

    And a message to Matty up there … prove it! :-) :-) :-)

  13. Jeffrey on February 14th, 2010 at 4:39 am

    Chris Jacobs of the show “Overhaulin’ is hot! I guess he is now on the show “The Insider.”

    I have had no luck finding shirtless of him.

    Jeff

  14. ARthur on February 25th, 2010 at 10:30 pm

    Wow! He has slimed down. He was more muscle on “Housewives” and Eatting out.

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