An Oscars-Related Post

Steve Martin & Alec Baldwin Shirtless

One of the things I do good in life is multitasking — for example eating while drinking, talking while farting, and also watching the Oscars while drooling at the hosts. This year’s Oscars is hosted by two of the hottest hairy daddies in Hollywood, Alec Baldwin and Steve Martin. If you find the need to entertain yourself during commercial breaks or during the 10 hour show itself, I’ve included some of their best shirtless moments here. Salt or pepper, you choose. Oh, this reminds me to look more for Steve Martin’s skin scenes. Only one film in here, which is a damn shame!

Steve Martin, The Lonely Guy (1984)

Steve Martin Shirtless

Steve Martin Shirtless

Steve Martin Shirtless

Steve Martin Shirtless

Steve Martin Shirtless

Alec Baldwin, Miami Blues (1990)

Alec Baldwin Shirtless

Alec Baldwin Shirtless

Alec Baldwin Shirtless

Alec Baldwin Shirtless

Alec Baldwin Shirtless

Alec Baldwin, The Marrying Man (1991)

Alec Baldwin Shirtless

Alec Baldwin Shirtless

Alec Baldwin Shirtless

Alec Baldwin Shirtless

Alec Baldwin Shirtless

Alec Baldwin, The Getaway (1994)

Alec Baldwin Shirtless

Alec Baldwin Shirtless

Alec Baldwin Shirtless

Alec Baldwin, It’s Complicated (2009)

Alec Baldwin Shirtless

Alec Baldwin Shirtless

  • Mallory

    Ive always found Alec Baldwin sexy, but I can’t entirely put my finger on why. I think his best years are behind him, but that’s true of most, not all, guys his age.

  • Banana

    Best post ever. For real. The best. Ever.

  • Alec ftw.

  • DoverDavid

    YUM to both!

  • Fur

    unf this post.
    Schwing!

  • fofml

    I’ve always found Alec so hot and he was my favorite fantasy as a teenager, lol
    I agree his best years are behind him though he could be much hotter today if he hadn’t become so big, I think.

  • Boris

    Alec and Teve in their prime… that would have been a cute couple… and interesting “home movies”,,,

  • This post just wants me to spend 10 hours nuzzling!

    Alec then, now and forever!

    Suggestion for an addition to Steve Martin’s h’archive: shower scene from Planes, Trains and Automobiles. Yummy.

  • steve

    I love Alec Baldwin – – always did, always will.

    He matured into hunky Daddydom, and I would be thrilled to go to bed with him or a man that looks like him. Just the thought of wrapping my arms around all that beef . . . . . . . . . .

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