I’d Hit It With a Pair of Scissors

Tim Urban Shirtless

This is for all of you demure southern belles who googled “Tim Urban shirtless” after seeing him on “American Idol” (this time I’m totally not talking about me) and ended up at this page instead. Yes, this time it’s for another Tim Urban, the younger, much prettier one that you all been drooling at for the past few weeks. Tim has the face of an angel, the body of an adonis and the vocal skills of a wet cat. I’m sorry, I really want to say positive things about his singing ability, but I can’t. Here are some shirtless pictures of the other Tim Urban, all thanks to the hard work of OhhYess (uhuh) at the forums. I’m not sure if this was a bermuda shorts fashion show or a human auction. The pepaw in the background made it even difficult to guess! At the risk of looking like a grown up version of Justin Bieber β€” I’d still hit it, with a pair of scissors and earplugs of course.

Tim Urban from American Idol

Tim Urban from American Idol

Tim Urban from American Idol

Tim Urban from American Idol

Tim Urban from American Idol

Tim Urban from American Idol

Tim Urban from American Idol

Tim Urban from American Idol

Tim Urban from American Idol

Tim Urban from American Idol

Tim Urban from American Idol

Tim Urban from American Idol

Tim Urban from American Idol

Tim Urban from American Idol

Tim Urban from American Idol

Tim Urban from American Idol

Tim Urban from American Idol

Tim Urban from American Idol

Tim Urban from American Idol

Tim Urban from American Idol

Tim Urban from American Idol

Tim Urban from American Idol

Tim Urban from American Idol

Tim Urban from American Idol

Tim Urban from American Idol

  • Pass.

  • Lane

    What is your malfunction? Tim Urban comes off as genuine, nice and he can sing. Even Simon said so! He will make it to the top 10. And what do you mean by “I’d hit it with a pair of scissors”? You that that is hip? Cute? What? There are enough rude, crass, bitchy psychos in the world. Don’t add to the chorus. You need to take this post down. It is totally WRONG ! Act and write like a compassionate human!

  • Nich

    Um, at the poster above me, I believe Square is talking about cutting his (terrible) haircut.

    I have to say, I agree with Square. Tim’s adorable, and I certainly wouldn’t throw him out of bed. But he’s a rather bad singer.

  • janvos

    I always thought that this sit was to view hairy chested guys/men. Dont shave their chest. Just be as mother nature has born you. Hope to see more natural hairy guys. Here in Holland and in Europe it becomes more populair.

  • WannaBuyADuck

    Good goddess, he is even more beautiful shirtless. I agree with Square that his singing talents are suspect, but I’ll bet he makes it pretty far in the competition because people will vote with their genitals. The young girls alone will make sure he stays well after a less pretty version would have been eliminated. And, yeah, the hair is goofy, (ala Zack Efron) but pretty hair nonetheless. Wasn’t he the one who had been eliminated from the top 24, but they called him back when they disqualified someone else? He probably gave it up to Simon, the British Queen!!!

  • michael

    um well, someone hasnt explained to tim urban that the 70’s are gone. nice, average face and body, but doesnt scream “sex appeal” to me. he has an odd “vacant” expression as well. a no vote here

  • Jay

    Here’s a boy who needs to do work for Satyr Films or StraightHell.

  • OhhYess

    Well, I didn’t figure my first ever post would be featured on the main site. πŸ™‚

    I’ve been thinking that if the whole singing future does not work out for Tim Urban, which it won’t, he can always be a model. Or an actor, but how good of an actor he’d be is questionable. The shirtless pictures of him are from a swimsuit competition in a talent show, where he also sang an original song that you can find a video of online. Definitely hot and sexy, I definitely wouldn’t mind licking him a few times. πŸ˜‰

  • squarebart

    Now… you see the true use of the buzzcut, don’t you! You, get the clippers. You, hold his arms. oxo SB

  • Xavier
  • Sexy Sucker

    Waaw, his bubs are sooooo mmmh.. might be a bodyguard and a very sexy toy boy.. Let’s licking!!!

  • Johnny

    You are a total jerk for writing something as demeaning as this about an all American guy. I am disconnecting your RSS feed right now!

  • Every season there is a contestant that was clearly the producers’ choice. Someone far less talented than several of the contestants the judges let go, but clearly has an appeal to the pre-teen and old-troll audiences. Just like with the horrific finale songs written each season for the winner to record, and the useless first albums the show produces for the winners, the producers must be too coked up to realize that the audience sees right through their bad taste.

    Tim seems like a sweet enough kid, with a voice that’s fair enough to have helped his high school drama teachers justify giving him the lead in their musicals. But he’s not going to make great music, poor dear. If anything, he’ll be a pre-teen magazine idol and make a few goofy pre-teen crush albums. And like with most Idol contestants, we’ll forget we we ever talked about him a year from now.

    PS of the current Idol lot, I want to see Lee Dewyze naked shirtless.

  • Jay 3

    Simon should tell him the truth: his only future is gay porn. Somebody give him Corbin Fisher’s number. His mouth needs to be wrapped around something other than a microphone.

  • I font know why but Perfect Bodies hardly give me interest on them, He’s lucky this week he sang a good song because when he sang Apologize a few weeks ago it was horrible, people just voted for him because he’s good looking.I’ll rather go for Casey James, he has a better voice or twink Aaron Kelly.

  • Joe

    other than Casey, Tim is the only guy on the show that I like, he’s not got a great voice but neither do any of the other 11 and Tim is the hottest, the hair is a little much but damn is he sexy man. i want.

  • Ben

    I Think Tim Urban Is so Hot He is someone that I would be happy to have a partner I really like him shirtless anytime He is so Well Build Cuttie .!!!!
    and I have a thing for Muscle toned Dudes like him Tim and zac Efron are so Dam Hot .

  • He has really grown on me to the point where I don’t hate him, EVEN IF HE (ACTUALLY, ANDREW GARCIA MORE SO, EPIC HATE) ROBBED ALEX LAMBERT OF A FINALS SPOT, DOUCHEBAGGUS.

    LOL @ the poster who wanted Square to take this post down. Actually, I love that Square is not swayed by the looks like so many stupid girls/gays are, calling him an amazing singer. He’s been more endearing lately, for some reason–I think because everyone hates him, and this season sucks, that seeing him last pisses off American, which in turn makes me happy <3.

    Oh, and HELL YES, where is the Lee shirtlessness?! That is one cute pasty dude. I bet he has big, pink nipples, and a lightly furry chest. C’mon already!

  • Chaz

    His haircut just makes him even more sexy and cute.

  • Curtis

    TIm is HOT! I didn’t know he had such a hot body! I haven’t seen those pics of him shirtless. Got me horny looking at him. I agree with Jay 3 he should be doing some gay porn. I would love to see Brent Corrigan tap that. I would love to tap it myself. He is so cute I vote for him everyweek several times I keep calling in back to back LOL

  • Bob

    Tim has been doing an excellent job of getting the votes. True his voice is not the best. I compare him with Zac Efron. Tim should attempt to get on Glee. Tim should follow Ellen’s suggestion to get some acting lessons.

  • Lee Hawksl

    I’m just not sure why people feel the need to say hateful things about someone they don’t know. These kids are doing their best and they don’t deserve to be ridiculed or verbally abused. If you don’t like them, don’t call in for them. Positive words and actions produce positive outcomes.

  • Bob

    LEE HAWKS::::I agree with you completely.
    Anyone who makes it to the TOP 12 has
    something special. They have gone through
    many challenges and have made it to the
    top.
    How many of us would succeed in our job
    if we were critisized for each mistake and be
    under the eye of millions of people.
    The voters have many reasons for who they
    vote and it doesn’t always have anything to
    do with talent.
    I definately think that there in a place for
    Tim on Glee next year.
    BEST OF LUCK TIM.

  • Alex

    Him and brent everett should do something together it would be so hot

  • Bob

    TIM was eliminated last night.
    When you consider he was earlier sent home and then brought back, Tim has gone far. Simon even said he went from Zero to “Hero” in two short weeks.
    I personally look forward to see him improve and have an extended career.
    Best of Luck Tim::…

  • Hippy.

    And my wet dreams have turned into wet nightmares, since his ousting from the show. πŸ™

    I so sad.

  • Hi Square! Not sure if Justin Bieber is your grain of salt…but…he was shirtless while on an Aussie beach a couple of weeks ago. πŸ™‚ I love Justin Bieber. πŸ™‚

    Just spreading some love πŸ˜€ for justin bieber πŸ˜€

    http://www.vinvinjacla.com/2010/05/justin-biebertopless-in-sydney.html

  • sasha

    you are hot write me back if you are intresting

  • robertg

    here’s what happened: Mr. Urban missed his appointment at Vidal Sassoon.

  • RonDon

    Tim Urban shirtless is very hot and awesome….I would def not turn him down in bed or anywhere else…..mmmmmmm

  • RonDon

    Tim Urban is very hot and sexy…I would hit it…anyway that he wants it….mmmmmm

  • Mr. McFour

    @VinVin Why do you have to ruin it? This is the Tim Urban’s thread… leave Bieber out of this. And how can you look at Bieber shirtless? He looks like he’s 10…

  • Mr. McFour

    Correction: “This is Tim Urban’s thread…” – I hate bad grammar

  • Rhywun

    I have no idea who this kid is (I haven’t watched that show since the Sanjaya era) but he does kind of have that Zac Efron thing going on (i.e. the face of a cute 12-year-old on top of a surprisingly hott bod). And I LIKE the slacker hair – big plus for not (visibly) loading it up with product. I approve – but is he legal?

  • Brendan Quartararo

    OMG! He is sooooooooo hoooooooootttttttt! I’d love to just have sex with him!

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