I’d Hit It With a Pair of Scissors
This is for all of you demure southern belles who googled “Tim Urban shirtless” after seeing him on “American Idol” (this time I’m totally not talking about me) and ended up at this page instead. Yes, this time it’s for another Tim Urban, the younger, much prettier one that you all been drooling at for the past few weeks. Tim has the face of an angel, the body of an adonis and the vocal skills of a wet cat. I’m sorry, I really want to say positive things about his singing ability, but I can’t. Here are some shirtless pictures of the other Tim Urban, all thanks to the hard work of OhhYess (uhuh) at the forums. I’m not sure if this was a bermuda shorts fashion show or a human auction. The pepaw in the background made it even difficult to guess! At the risk of looking like a grown up version of Justin Bieber — I’d still hit it, with a pair of scissors and earplugs of course.