It’s All About the Ginge Stache

Max Carver Shirtless

Not sure about you guys, but I do have a MAJOR thing about mustaches. I mean, it’s such an instant turn on for me — and yes, I enjoy looking at these. Max Carver, one of the gingy Scavo twins on “Desperate Housewives” had a pretty decent shirtless scene last night, stache intact. He might be smooth as sin, but the addition of that fake stache makes up a lot of grounds for me. Matt Damon circa “The Informer” would be proud. These are capped by Superherofan, and I hope the stache stays longer.

Max Carver Shirtless

Max Carver Shirtless

Max Carver Shirtless

Max Carver Shirtless

Max Carver Shirtless

Max Carver Shirtless

Max Carver Shirtless

Max Carver Shirtless

  • http://www.woolsrake.com Jay Woolsrake

    It’s ridiculous how easily a mustache turns my head. There are actors who do nothing for me without facial hair, that get a second look when they’re sporting lip fuzz, even when it’s meant to be a joke. (Sometimes I think Tom Selleck made me gay.) My partner figured that out years ago. 20 years ago to be specific. He figured out what I liked right away and grew a mustache by the second date, just to get my attention (even further).

  • busterboy

    He looks stupid with this fake mustache. My partner and I both laughed over how dumb it looks. He is a cute guy but to stick this stupid false mustache on him is like the old Grocho Marx glasses with nose and mustache. Get rid of it , it does nothing to make him look older just makes him looks nerdy when he is not. Otherwise he is a hot young guy!!

  • DoverDavid

    He doesn’t even look old enough to be able to grow one.

  • WannaBuyADuck

    Stashes are so 1960’s. And he looks totally goofy with this one.

  • http://www.woolsrake.com Jay Woolsrake

    Get ready! ‘staches are actually back in style here in NYC. Lots of young guys sportin’ ‘em. And my friends in Paris and Berlin confirm that it’s happening in other big cities around the world, too. While you say may “so 1960’s” with a sneer, these young’nes are also saying “so 1960s” (or more likely “so ’80s”), but with the delight of someone who didn’t live through either of those decades.

    I love this about style. What goes around comes around. What’s preached as style gospel today is looked on with scorn tomorrow, and something that was mocked in the last decade is revered in this one.

  • http://Gravatar.com mauijim2u

    That ridiculous, fake, fake-looking ‘stache is a major blemish on an otherwise cute, sweetly built young man. For those of you who find the fake ‘stache hot, I’ve got a glasses, nose and ‘stache set you might like.

  • WarpedRecord

    I have always loved facial hair, and I’ve had it for about 25 years now.

    But is this guy even old enough to have pubes? As I recall, you need those first.

  • Milton

    Not a big mustache fan. I agree, it should at least be real. Makes him look like a ’70’s porn star. He’s sexy enough without it.

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