Mah Husband Alert

Jason Sudeikis in a Tuxedo

Mah husband (that’s Jason Sudeikis for you n00bs) is looking very suave here as he slowly makes his way into my welcoming crotch… No, he’s actually doing his guest appearance on the set of “30 Rock” via ONTD, but this looks pretty much like our wedding day (it’s been a while since I took those delusional pills). I love the fact that his hair looks a little bit like mah second husband John Krasinski in a very Don Draper-esque suit, of which is my fourth husband. Oh my gravy that’s THREE IN ONE! Oh Jason, you are truly my everything and more. Also, when the hell will “A Good Old Fashioned Orgy” come out? It’s been too bloody long!

Jason Sudeikis in a Tuxedo

Jason Sudeikis in a Tuxedo

Jason Sudeikis in a Tuxedo

Jason Sudeikis in a Tuxedo

Jason Sudeikis in a Tuxedo

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