The Definition of Pretty
Usually pretty boys do very little to me, but I’d hit them still. In the definition of male beauty that is Matthew Bomer’s case however, instead of salivating over his gorgeous and perfect body, face and everything — I am actually jealous. Pretty overload (and you can already see haters forming a sentence in their heads)! No, I have nothing against prettiness — but Matt is like my pretty gay friend that I always envy and secretly pray that one day he will turn ugly (which is really my level of good looking). Also, instead of jumping at him like a hungry cougar, I would put Matt in a glass case and look (and sigh) at him all day. These are from this week’s season finale of “White Collar” by Superherofan, of course I couldn’t cap this myself because I’m such a jealous bitter bitch!