The Definition of Pretty

By Square on March 10, 2010 in Actors

Matthew Bomer Shirtless

Usually pretty boys do very little to me, but I’d hit them still. In the definition of male beauty that is Matthew Bomer’s case however, instead of salivating over his gorgeous and perfect body, face and everything — I am actually jealous. Pretty overload (and you can already see haters forming a sentence in their heads)! No, I have nothing against prettiness — but Matt is like my pretty gay friend that I always envy and secretly pray that one day he will turn ugly (which is really my level of good looking). Also, instead of jumping at him like a hungry cougar, I would put Matt in a glass case and look (and sigh) at him all day. These are from this week’s season finale of “White Collar” by Superherofan, of course I couldn’t cap this myself because I’m such a jealous bitter bitch!

Matthew Bomer Shirtless in White Collar

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The Wire Hanger on March 11th, 2010 at 1:43 am

You’re absolutely right, Square. There is such a thing is pretty overload. I’ve seen the commercials for this show, and as attractive as this man is, he does nothing for me. He’d actually be who I’d cast if they made a show or movie about Narcissus.

Regards,
The Wire Hanger
Brendan on March 11th, 2010 at 8:05 am

Nothing like sculpting fake art without a shirt. That’s what I look for in a man.

Seriously, though, I kinda despise his hair.
Jay Woolsrake on March 11th, 2010 at 8:32 am

I think Mattel figured out this definition of “pretty” a long time ago and matched it up with Barbie. I can deal with that. I know that most of the world doesn’t have my tastes in men. But what I can’t handle is the shirtless fake sculpting that Brendan pointed out (I’m so glad you noticed that, too, B). As an art school grad myself, scenes like this in a movies give me a sense of what real doctors feel when they watched General Hospital.

As for your future plans for Matthew, Square, I have a general rule with young pretty boys like this: have them hold a real job for ten years, eat regularly, stop waxing and deal with real-life issues and then come back and see me. That usually gives them the patina I like.
JayS on March 11th, 2010 at 10:44 pm

He is perfection and nothing wrong with that. The fact that he is the nicest guy in show business makes him all the more attractive!
Me on March 11th, 2010 at 11:49 pm

I love the show, and I love Matt! It’s well written, well acted, and the pretty is icing on the cake. Doesn’t hurt that he’s gay in real life, too! Love this guy.
Me on March 11th, 2010 at 11:49 pm

HOT HOT HOT
Christopher on March 12th, 2010 at 9:57 am

i totally agree that Matt is the epitome of masculine prettiness. but i read that
he was out but with the success of his cable show WHITE COLLAR has gone
back in the closet. is this true???
me on March 12th, 2010 at 2:28 pm

I think that going back in the closet and refusing to talk about it are two different things.
rickg on March 14th, 2010 at 5:31 pm

Matt is one born with natural goodlook that most of us dream about. he seems oblivious to his outward gifts and certainly understands his strengths as an actor. I love “White collar” for his intrique, plots, masterful actors that comprise its weekly stories. He might be the calling card for many to watch. I certainly cannot deny his great handsome looks. Yet, the show superb in its cast, writers, and continuous saga. Its has my vote with or without him. Yet, Matthew Boomer, is one of hollywood’s great looking men– no doubt about it.
Steve on February 28th, 2011 at 10:13 am

Thanks – - I’ve been wondering what he has under his shirt. Not my type, but a very attractive man. Wouldn’t mind licking that!
johncyna on April 3rd, 2011 at 3:59 am

He is my fantasy man. attractive, hairy legs and smooth chest. Stud
Arthur on February 23rd, 2012 at 4:52 am

He is even hotter now knowing he has a husband and kids!