Why Canada is Great

By Square on March 1, 2010 in Actors

Mark Lutz Shirtless

It’s a fact that I love average looking guys, chunky daddies and hairy boys next door. Having said that, I’m still a human being. And it’s human nature to crave for perfection. Once in a while, I do need someone like blue eyed prime Canadian beefcake Mark Lutz (no relations to Kellan Lutz) to drool at. Mark is probably most recognizable as The Groosalugg in “Angel”, and here he is prancing around in a pair of speedos in TV movie “Victor” capped by none other than Superherofan. The body is beyond words, so I’ll just let his blue speedos do the talking (you know you wanna squint). Mark needs to make more films like this, with a mandatory minimum of 30 minutes speedo scene. Canada might came third in the Winter Olympics, but it came first in bringing the impossibly gorgeous hunks to my hungry (and often angry) crotch. Oh by the way, checkout the daddy coach in shorts on the left. Hell to the yes!

Mark Lutz Shirtless

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Todd R on March 1st, 2010 at 6:55 am

Lots of good things to look at. Too bad the daddy in shorts wasn’t in a speedo.
white panda on March 1st, 2010 at 8:54 am

…and we kick ass at hockey too!!
michaelSATX on March 1st, 2010 at 9:46 am

Oh yeah—more interested in Daddy Coach.
squarebart on March 1st, 2010 at 2:12 pm

Square, where you wrote “you know you wanna squint” — I first saw “you know you wanna squirt” — well, yeah! And I like young athletes too but hey me too: Daddy Coach!
Ben on March 1st, 2010 at 3:15 pm

Does anybody have a Dreamcaps login/password??? It won’t let me register
Liam on March 1st, 2010 at 5:53 pm

When I first saw the pics I was wondering about the mole/third nipple.

Oh wait… lol

>.>
Old age is a bitch.
Square on March 1st, 2010 at 6:59 pm

@squarebart I really meant “squint”.At least, that’s what my brain told me. My crotch said otherwise.
Mitch on March 1st, 2010 at 9:06 pm

Where is the body hair????
Jay on March 1st, 2010 at 9:51 pm

He looks SO much better here than as Groo. Those contacts and wig did him no favors.
Mallory on March 1st, 2010 at 11:44 pm

don’t think anybody who visits this website is gonna ever say no to guys in speedos. Still, theres something I dont like about his face. No real complaints here.
malibujd44 on March 2nd, 2010 at 1:23 am

Who is that redhead with the green speedos in the 4th to the last picture and WHO is that wonderful shorthaired blond hugging that guy in the 3rd to the last picture? No those are cuties!!!!!
Boris on March 2nd, 2010 at 2:22 am

The resemblance with the person he is portraying, swimmer Victor Davis, gold medallist in the 1984 Los Angeles Olympic games, is stunning!
vanhenry71 on March 2nd, 2010 at 3:25 am

Another Canadian I think is Hot is Lawrence Gowan, but this guy is hot!
BiggestFAN on March 2nd, 2010 at 2:49 pm

Feist, my favorite female singer is from Canada. Also Jamie Lidell (a very, very hot musician from there too, check out him).

Thats why I love Canada.
KarmaLysing on March 3rd, 2010 at 2:19 pm

I think we generally need more movies about swimmers. I’m just sayin’…
Rodolfo on March 24th, 2010 at 6:36 am

@Jay: I was thinking the same thing. SO much hotter without the wig. And he’s wearing even less clothes here than he did as Groo. Always a ~~plays~~ plus.