Why HD Was Invented

Garrett Dillahunt Shirtless

Technology and perversion drooling-related activities always go hand in hand. Ever wondered why HD was invented in the first place? Let’s take a look at the visual above. In standard definition, there’s no way in follicle hell we can see those fine hair on Garret Dillahunt’s chest. Even in high definition, you really have to squint to see them hairs — but they’re there! Garrett is a seasoned trimmer and I just pray one day he will stop doing it, because it would triple his hotness. Also, LOVE the gym-free-ish body. These standard caps and cropped-for-your-convenience caps are from this week’s episode of “Gary Unmarried”. Thanks to Squarebart at the forums for the heads up!

Garret Dillahunt Shirtless in Gary Unmarried

Garret Dillahunt Shirtless in Gary Unmarried

Garret Dillahunt Shirtless in Gary Unmarried

Garret Dillahunt Shirtless in Gary Unmarried

Garret Dillahunt Shirtless in Gary Unmarried

Garret Dillahunt Shirtless in Gary Unmarried

Garret Dillahunt Shirtless in Gary Unmarried

Garret Dillahunt Shirtless in Gary Unmarried

Garret Dillahunt Shirtless in Gary Unmarried

Garret Dillahunt Shirtless in Gary Unmarried

Garret Dillahunt Shirtless in Gary Unmarried

Garret Dillahunt Shirtless in Gary Unmarried

Garret Dillahunt Shirtless in Gary Unmarried

Garret Dillahunt Shirtless in Gary Unmarried

Garret Dillahunt Shirtless in Gary Unmarried

Garret Dillahunt Shirtless in Gary Unmarried

Garret Dillahunt Shirtless in Gary Unmarried

Garret Dillahunt Shirtless in Gary Unmarried

Garret Dillahunt Shirtless in Gary Unmarried

Garret Dillahunt Shirtless in Gary Unmarried

Garret Dillahunt Shirtless in Gary Unmarried

Garret Dillahunt Shirtless in Gary Unmarried

Garret Dillahunt Shirtless in Gary Unmarried

  • Garret Dillahunt’s body is exhibit “A” in the trial against shaving and trimming de rigueur. He’s got an average body, with flaws. No problem. Body hair is there to cover a multitude of sins, to give our shapeless parts shape, our undefined areas definition. I understand why the guys in joetimber’s Fashion Week Material post, over in the forum, shave (I may not like it, but I get it): they’re in perfect shape. They can give or take hair, make up or clothing. But Dillahunt just plain looks wrong. Like a dog whose had doggy surgery. Like poor, sad Jeremy Piven. You kind of want to look away embarrassed until it grows back.

  • knockout

    I think nothing wrong with him the way he is BUT…. having chesthair would much improve his hotness!

  • yes, let the forest grow!

  • WarpedRecord

    Letting the hair grow would also distract from the belly.

    And letting me be that chair would cause me enormous pleasure. Him too.

  • steven

    there was a good fuzzy shot on last weeks ep. of raising hope…good to know for future heads up 🙂

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