Brandon Beemer in The Bold and The Beautiful
Nothing screams mainstream hotness than daytime’s primo slice of beefcake, Brandon Beemer. One look from this hunk will send shivers down my pelvic bone. Guys like this are born NOT to wear clothes, and we’re truly honored to accept his exploitations in “The Bold and The Beautiful”. My eyes will bleed if I watch a full minute of an episode, but thankfully we have the fantabulous Superherofan to do the dirty job for us. Brandon Beemer is too perfect in every sense, there must be a flaw somewhere. I’m thinking he has a small peen. Yes, that could be it.