Brandon Beemer in The Bold and The Beautiful

By Square on April 14, 2010 in Actors

Brandon Beemer Shirtless

Nothing screams mainstream hotness than daytime’s primo slice of beefcake, Brandon Beemer. One look from this hunk will send shivers down my pelvic bone. Guys like this are born NOT to wear clothes, and we’re truly honored to accept his exploitations in “The Bold and The Beautiful”. My eyes will bleed if I watch a full minute of an episode, but thankfully we have the fantabulous Superherofan to do the dirty job for us. Brandon Beemer is too perfect in every sense, there must be a flaw somewhere. I’m thinking he has a small peen. Yes, that could be it.

Brandon Beemer Shirtless

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Todd R on April 15th, 2010 at 5:49 am

Too fake looking. Is that Pandora Boxx he is with?
DoverDavid on April 15th, 2010 at 6:39 am

Just another waxed clone, give me Paul Rudd any day over something like this.
AM on April 15th, 2010 at 8:24 am

Thank you. This is divine deliciousness in physical form. I dare you to imagine him with a naturally hairy chest. OK, time out..for a cold shower )
WannaBuyADuck on April 15th, 2010 at 11:36 am

Small peen, you say? Doesn’t matter. I’ wouldn’t hit this if it had a big peen.
michael on April 15th, 2010 at 6:13 pm

well, he is super beautiful, but lacks fur. just some would be nice. but alas, looks very much like every waxed version of the same product. its too bad really.
Nick on April 16th, 2010 at 10:56 pm

Pandora Boxx?!?! HAHAHAHAHA!!! Perfect!!!
Square on April 16th, 2010 at 11:04 pm

LOL she does look like Pandora Boxx doesn’t she? Maybe Brandon should pay a visit to Drag Race studio, I’d like to see my girl Jujubee exploiting all that!
knockout on December 7th, 2010 at 8:38 am

small peen? I doubt it from the loook of the buldge in one of the shots but even if it was , it wouldn’t stop me from letting him have his way with me.
HOJO on December 31st, 2010 at 7:30 pm

Catch up boyz, The guy in the photo with “the ken doll” is actor Rick Hearst”.What a beautiful chest he has to view….
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