Guess This Treasure Trail

Who might be the owner of this wet, lightly sprinkled trail to the Big Thunder Mountain ride? You might want to focus a little harder on the answer because his shirtless pictures don’t come around often. As always, tags are the most valuable clues you can get. Guess before you adorka-click!

It’s none other than our highly treasured adorkable Kris Allen! After long months of praying to the shirtless gods, they have finally blessed us with these shirtless pictures of Kris in the Bahamas, via Just Jared. Despite the treasure trail, Kris is smooth as sin but with a cuter than cute face like that who gives a damn anymore! He’s oozing with adorkable goodness (I didn’t mean that in a dirty way – okay maybe I did). I have to point out the picture with two other guys. Were they up to something I wasn’t invited to? Hmmm… Interesting. Now let us point the paparazzis to the right direction, where they should be in the first place — Jason Sudeikis’s backyard.

Thanks to VinVin for the heads up!

  • DoverDavid

    Mmmmmmm nice hairy legs. Perhaps the trail will move north over time, now to get him and Chris Daughtry shirtless and together.

  • It is acceptable not to have chest hair if you are naturally that way. Bless the treasure trail and hairy legs.

  • oooooh
    this looks adorkable in so many ways! he’s got such a cute body!

    [j]

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  • eagander

    Now for a shot at his willey or his nice hairy ass and we are in heaven!

  • Jamie

    Nice. Shame he has no hair up top, but maybe he’ll grow a little someday. From his Idol interviews, I know he wants a hairy chest as much as we want him to have a hairy chest. But, if smooth is it, I will take it.

  • michael

    he does nothing for me. treasure trails for me start at the neck line and go down from there. there is, after all, treasure above the navel. he has all the treasure of a 14 yr old.

  • Aiden

    I guessed right! He’s just so adorable.

  • you’re always welcome square 🙂

  • mark

    Haha, his friend in the blue shorts has a bad case of gay face. I wonder why he’s hanging out with him…

  • Carlo

    Guys, the guy in the blue trunks is Kris’ brother, Daniel. The guy on the left side of the picture is one of Kris’ bandmates, Cale Mills.

    I believe both of them auditioned with Kris for Idol.

  • Milton

    You see, Square, Kris is a prime example of why we should have a Pantless Squarehippies site, too. What a sexy set of hairy gams!!!

  • timmy

    holy smoke…love kris’s legs…how i would to be in between those hairy legs
    looks so heavy and strong…i dont mind putting my head in between those legs as well…

  • david

    wow he looks yummy. i’ll lick his chest :&

  • david

    my favorite part is his belly button.

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