Introducing the Latest Star of My Wet Dreams

Jimmy Wolk

Sky is blue, Ricky Martin is gay and Square is back on his posting saddle! Thank you everyone for being this patient. I understand how hard it is to not get some skin in your email every morning at the office. Anyways, is it wrong for me to watch a Hallmark movie for some skin scenes? IS IT? As you might have known, I’m a big face guy. When I saw Jimmy Wolk on the cover of “Front of the Class“, my crotch tells me to sit down, tune in and get the pause button at hand. Well, this time I lost the bet. “Front of the Class” is part of “Hallmark Hall of Fame”, and it’s based on the true story of Brad Cohen who, after being challenged by Tourette’s syndrome from a very young age, defies all odds to become a gifted teacher. And he’s also a big fan of Milli Vanilli. I tell you what, when someone has a very Eric Hanson-ish face like that, no syndrome and cheesy 80s music in the world can distract me from staring and drooling! Here are some caps from the movie AND not to mention scenes of my wet dreams tonight. No shirtlessness, but knowing you people — I’m sure it won’t be a problem (not really).

Jimmy Wolk

Jimmy Wolk

Jimmy Wolk

Jimmy Wolk

Jimmy Wolk

Jimmy Wolk

Jimmy Wolk

Jimmy Wolk

Jimmy Wolk

Jimmy Wolk

Jimmy Wolk

Jimmy Wolk

Jimmy Wolk

Jimmy Wolk

Jimmy Wolk

Jimmy Wolk

Jimmy Wolk

Jimmy Wolk

Jimmy Wolk

Jimmy Wolk

Jimmy Wolk

Jimmy Wolk

Jimmy Wolk

Jimmy Wolk

Jimmy Wolk

Jimmy Wolk

Jimmy Wolk

Jimmy Wolk

Jimmy Wolk

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  1. Trevor Abrams on April 11th, 2010 at 12:49 am

    Oh, what a tease. That v-neck shows evidence of some exquisite furriness.

  2. Scotto on April 11th, 2010 at 1:21 am

    The 2010 Adorkable of the Year has a new frontrunner! An insanely handsome baby face with Kirk Douglas’ chin! I swoon…

  3. Autechre on April 11th, 2010 at 4:20 am

    He has a George Clooney thing going on…

  4. MT on April 11th, 2010 at 5:30 am

    Wow – what an absolute cutie! I think we need some shirtless pictures! He bleeps my gaydar too

  5. ScottoInFoHills on April 11th, 2010 at 5:50 am

    Yes! He’s totally the love child of George Clooney and Kyle Chandler! Again, I swoon…

  6. Studhunter on April 11th, 2010 at 6:16 am

    A little too Boy Next Door for me. But Yes he’s a Hunk.

  7. DoverDavid on April 11th, 2010 at 6:23 am

    I agree with the other posts here, he is a cutie, love the thick eyebrows and the wee hint of chest hair.

  8. Todd R on April 11th, 2010 at 7:16 am

    he’s got potential

  9. josh on April 11th, 2010 at 9:00 am

    Hot nice to look at and love to spoon with him

  10. Zanef on April 11th, 2010 at 9:32 am

    Holy crap he’s cute! That pic of him looking at himself in the bathroom mirror makes me think he wants to slowly undress and jerk off while watching himself… LOVE that.

  11. scrncapped on April 11th, 2010 at 11:11 am

    Good to have you back! Thanks for another discovery!

  12. eagander on April 11th, 2010 at 12:16 pm

    Been in lust with him since I saw the HHOF movie. Glad to see the promise of fur (even his 5 o’clock shadow hints at it). And a pic with a full smile (which wasn’t captured) is even more gorgeous!

  13. WarpedRecord on April 11th, 2010 at 1:40 pm

    Welcome back, Square! Hope everything is well with you.

    This guy’s gorgeous, but like all my men, I think he’ll improve with age. And he needs to show more of that delectable chest hair that the last photo hints at.

  14. William Bennett on April 11th, 2010 at 1:45 pm

    He’s an absolute doll-babe. I have the movie on my DVR and watched just enough to want to save it and catch the rest later. Too bad there are no shirtless scenes- darn you family-oriented Hallmark Channel!

  15. Boris on April 12th, 2010 at 12:10 am

    Hi Square, glad to see you back; but that Jimmy boy owns way to much clothing…

  16. JuanCarlos on April 12th, 2010 at 10:48 pm

    He is HOT, I really need to see some SKIN!!!!!!

  17. dean on April 14th, 2010 at 6:51 am

    george clooney + rusell crow = jimmy wolk woof!!!!! ♥♥♥

  18. VestibuleSublevel on April 15th, 2010 at 12:07 pm

    I just downloaded and watched it – really great movie. Not only was it a tear jerker… there were moments where it was so joyous I teared too. Very few things I watch do that!

  19. virtualdespot on May 17th, 2010 at 6:47 pm

    Appearing on schlocky Fox series Lone Star this fall.

  20. computerharvey on May 25th, 2010 at 11:55 am

    wow, he looks a lot like steve carell. like a LOT!

  21. JuanCarlos on May 25th, 2010 at 7:28 pm

    That’s the kind of man I need, those dreamy eyes, and I bet he’s really hairy, Please Square, give us some more pics of this fantastic guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  22. anonymous on May 31st, 2010 at 11:55 am

    Not proud to say the same about watching that movie, then stealthily finding a picasa album of his trip to europe. SORRY JIMMY, YOU ARE SO FINE.

  23. Stu on June 13th, 2010 at 7:33 pm

    Second cousin’s son! Finally, someone in the family got the cute genes on TV. His grandfather (my father’s first cousin) was kinda hot in the day.

  24. Big Dave on July 6th, 2010 at 7:27 pm

    This hottie is going to be in a TV show on Fox this summer called “Lone Star.” In the previews, there are plenty of shirtless scenes (apparently, he’s a con man living a double life with both a wife and a girlfriend, for whom he is required to regularly take off his shirt) and let me tell you, he does not disappoint.

    Lovely hairy pecs with a treasure trail….OMB I am in love.

  25. James Wolk Shirtless - Squarehippies.com on July 10th, 2010 at 8:29 am

    [...] you deserve a fucking gold star for this! Jimmy Wolk (now known as James Wolk), the hot piece that has been serenading my crotch with sweet lullabies since I saw him in Hallmark TV movie “Front of the Class” will [...]

  26. 2010 in (Shirtless) Pictures - Squarehippies.com on January 1st, 2011 at 9:43 am

    [...] really hard to believe that people are not watching this, because James Wolk and his furry chest are mother nature’s gifts to the human race. [...]

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