Release Sam Worthington’s Chest!
Let’s talk about the hot mess that is the 2010 remake of “Clash of the Titans”. There I was, all giddy waltzing to the theatre expecting to salivate over Sam Worthington’s gloriously hairy chest in 3D. Ha. Not only the original version is far superior than the remake, there was like zero shirtlessness in this CGI poo party. ZERO. Last time I checked the Greeks aren’t this demure! Anyways, to make up for Sam’s version of T-shirt wearing Perseus, here are some caps of Harry Hamlin from the original “Clash of the Titans“. Loincloth represent!