Release Sam Worthington’s Chest!

Harry Hamlin Shirtless

Let’s talk about the hot mess that is the 2010 remake of “Clash of the Titans”. There I was, all giddy waltzing to the theatre expecting to salivate over Sam Worthington’s gloriously hairy chest in 3D. Ha. Not only the original version is far superior than the remake, there was like zero shirtlessness in this CGI poo party. ZERO. Last time I checked the Greeks aren’t this demure! Anyways, to make up for Sam’s version of T-shirt wearing Perseus, here are some caps of Harry Hamlin from the original “Clash of the Titans“. Loincloth represent!

Harry Hamlin Shirtless in Clash of the Titans

Harry Hamlin Shirtless in Clash of the Titans

Harry Hamlin Shirtless in Clash of the Titans

Harry Hamlin Shirtless in Clash of the Titans

Harry Hamlin Shirtless in Clash of the Titans

Harry Hamlin Shirtless in Clash of the Titans

Harry Hamlin Shirtless in Clash of the Titans

Harry Hamlin Shirtless in Clash of the Titans

Harry Hamlin Shirtless in Clash of the Titans

Harry Hamlin Shirtless in Clash of the Titans

Harry Hamlin Shirtless in Clash of the Titans

Harry Hamlin Shirtless in Clash of the Titans

Harry Hamlin Shirtless in Clash of the Titans

Harry Hamlin Shirtless in Clash of the Titans

Harry Hamlin Shirtless in Clash of the Titans

Harry Hamlin Shirtless in Clash of the Titans

Harry Hamlin Shirtless in Clash of the Titans

  • http://shavingfaceblog.wordpress.com/ Shavingfaceblogger

    Yeah, I saw “Clash of Titans” last weekend, hoping for some shirtlessness, and yeah, I was VERY disappointed by the abundance of chest-covering armor, which I’ll admit does make some sense if you’re going to fight giant scorpions and such.

    But still….

    I wish I had an armor fetish because THEN I would have been in HEAVEN, or Olympus, in this case. Instead there was very little man-flesh to distract from the lame Hollywood plot complete with Perseus assembling a team with various fighting abilities *groan* and Ralph Fiennes recycling his Voldemort performance as Hades, god of the underworld and spokesperson for Visine.

    And apparently the only thing harder to kill than a Kraken is Sam Wothington’s omnipresent Australian accent. It’s followed him through post apocalyptic Los Angeles in “Terminator 4,” to the far-off planet of Pandora and into this bad remake. Sam, baby, you’re gorgeous, but do you have to sound like Crocodile Dundee in every movie?

    Wonderful to see Harry Hamlin in a loin cloth again. Thanks for the memories.
    You know, this just whets my appetite for other early ‘80s shirtless hunks, like Peter Gallagher in “Summer Lovers.” (Hey, another Greek adventure!)

    BTW, I hope your having posted recently means your rollercoaster ride has ended, Square, and you’re on solid ground again. Best of luck dealing with whatever is going on. Believe me, I really appreciate all the work you do on this site.

    • http://www.squarehippies.com/ Square

      @Shavingfaceblogger Thanks for all those kind words. I totally agree with the accent, but I think I can count his number of lines in this film with my fingers. They could’ve gone further with that scene with Io in the Ferryman’s boat but they do know how to be consistent in the sucking department.

  • http://twitter.com/marvelboy74 Todd R

    I’m just wild about Harry….

    At least he lives up to his name.

  • Boris

    It would be nice if this kind of fashion would make a come back this summer!

  • WarpedRecord

    Now there’s a chest (and a man) I’d like to be “Making Love” with!

  • superherofan

    You’re my post twin. I was just thinking about capping that. LOL!

    • http://www.squarehippies.com/ Square

      @superherofan Well, filthy minds think alike? LOL No, go ahead because I know you’ll make awesome caps. We always need more and more shirtlessness of original Perseus on the internets!

  • Brian

    Harry Hamlin is beyond scrumptious in that movie. I was small enough when that movie came out that I had a sexy Perseus action figure, complete with partially bare chest. Needless to say I was very fond of that toy! He was like a prototype He-Man.

  • Nyles

    Yep saw “Clash Of The Titans” remake last Saturday afternoon it had a similar storyline (Same Creatures as in the 1981 version)just better CGI now but little skin (at least not from SW but a minor character in the City of Argos the Fella who burnt his hand abit in telling Andomedas Sacrifice would bring back peace to the City.
    Btw Square Welcome Back missed you there for awhile (Great post in Honor of the Recent Film “Clash Of The Titans”)
    was glad that the Original Little Robot Bird had a very short Cameo appearance in the film
    same as The Original “Marvin” had a cameo in the Film version of “The Hitchhiker’s Guide To The Galaxy.

  • Bro

    Harry Hamlin definitely got hotter as he got older. Loved him in Veronica Mars…

  • Dewey Mee

    Harry Hamlin has devinely delicious nipples. I just want to touch, lick, and suck on his nipples!!!!

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  • oskalf

    Hot nips!!!

  • Aaron

    Sam Worthington is hot. but the way you titled this pic is wrong it is Harry Hamlin who is pictured. not Sam Worthington. But yes Harry is VERY VERY nice. I just couldn’t stop hitting the pause button in these scenes. I believe I was 12 or 13 when this movie came out. I got so horny watching it in the Theatres.

  • Joe

    OK, I admit to being rather slow finding this post, but it was worth the wait. I loved him in LA Law but am so obtuse that I didn’t even know he had a shirtless movie. Thank you, O Square One, for bringing me this wonder.

    And yes, as others more timely have noted, he does have beautiful nipples on his nicely furred chest; good match to his perfect face.

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