Some Devastating News from Will Forte
If you haven’t had your dinner yet, skip this post and go have it first because this piece of news might not go well with that pasta bake. Since this, I really thought Will Forte has repented and leave his chest alone. On last night’s “Saturday Night Live”, I’m sad to report that his land is still barren. WHY. What’s wrong with having a natural rainforest on your chest? Someone please call Greenpeace because this ain’t right!
Also, if you still haven’t eaten yet — worry not because Ryan Phillippe arms will feed your hunger for DAYS! That said, apart from the Larry King stint, last night was one of their worst episodes ever.
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Ryan Phillipe is one of those rare smooth-chested guys I find hot. But Will, Will, Will!! What ever possessed you to do such a dastardly deed?? Even seeing your bulge in a Speedo couldn’t begin to compensate. You were the best hairy chest on TV. I shall wear black all week in mourning for your late fur. Excuse me, I have to go cry myself to sleep now.
OMG RYAN PHILLIPPE. Ahem… sorry… I was excited.
What Deed said. (Except the wearing black part.)
Totally what Deed said.
Another naturally handsome young hairy chested man driven to anowaxia by the presures of fashion. RIP
I guess I will never understand the shaving/waxing/trimming issue. Is the person less popular with chest hair? Will people not watch a show if a character has chest hair? I have no idea.
I like that Will a lot, but yes he needs to wear his Man Hair!
Maybe this is where our letter writing campaign should start. SNL could lead the nation in NOT shaving! After all, chest hair CAN add to the funny!
oxo SB
i personally dont care whether he shaves his chest or not. He is ugly as sin from the neck up regardless!
i think i know why Will Forte shaved his hairy chest… because he was guest star on 30 Rock today where he pretended to be Jenna.
don’t worry, his hairy chest will grow back soon, Square
@Jesse Well they could’ve use other alternatives… Prosthetics?
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