A History Lesson in Fuzz
Alright children, gather round because Mr. Square is going to teach you an important lesson in the history of fuzz. In 1994, the land known as Matthew Fox’s chest was bountiful. This was evident in the series that brought him to our crotches, “Party of Five”. Vegetation can be seen everywhere — in the right places, of course. It was certainly the renaissance of fuzz and hotness in general. About a decade later, “Lost” was created and as the series goes on, the (fur hating, obviously) smoke monster from the island possessed his soul and he was forced to deforest his chest til no single strand of hair can be seen. We mourn the loss of his perfectly hairy chest and today, tales of Matthew Fox’s fuzz can be only told and seen through fictional drawings by the skilled craftsmen of the 21st century. These are capped by Superherofan and they brought such memories. Sweet, sweet memories. Now for your homework, drool at the following caps. Class dismissed!