A History Lesson in Fuzz

Alright children, gather round because Mr. Square is going to teach you an important lesson in the history of fuzz. In 1994, the land known as Matthew Fox’s chest was bountiful. This was evident in the series that brought him to our crotches, “Party of Five”. Vegetation can be seen everywhere — in the right places, of course. It was certainly the renaissance of fuzz and hotness in general. About a decade later, “Lost” was created and as the series goes on, the (fur hating, obviously) smoke monster from the island possessed his soul and he was forced to deforest his chest til no single strand of hair can be seen. We mourn the loss of his perfectly hairy chest and today, tales of Matthew Fox’s fuzz can be only told and seen through fictional drawings by the skilled craftsmen of the 21st century. These are capped by Superherofan and they brought such memories. Sweet, sweet memories. Now for your homework, drool at the following caps. Class dismissed!

Matthew Fox Shirtless in Party of Five

Matthew Fox Shirtless in Party of Five

Matthew Fox Shirtless in Party of Five

Matthew Fox Shirtless in Party of Five

Matthew Fox Shirtless in Party of Five

Matthew Fox Shirtless in Party of Five

Matthew Fox Shirtless in Party of Five

Matthew Fox Shirtless in Party of Five

Matthew Fox Shirtless in Party of Five

Matthew Fox Shirtless in Party of Five

Matthew Fox Shirtless in Party of Five

Matthew Fox Shirtless in Party of Five

Matthew Fox Shirtless in Party of Five

Matthew Fox Shirtless in Party of Five

Matthew Fox Shirtless in Party of Five

Matthew Fox Shirtless in Party of Five

Matthew Fox Shirtless in Party of Five

Matthew Fox Shirtless in Party of Five

Matthew Fox Shirtless in Party of Five

Matthew Fox Shirtless in Party of Five

Matthew Fox Shirtless in Party of Five

Matthew Fox Shirtless in Party of Five

Matthew Fox Shirtless in Party of Five

Matthew Fox Shirtless in Party of Five

Matthew Fox Shirtless in Party of Five

Matthew Fox Shirtless in Party of Five

Matthew Fox Shirtless in Party of Five

  • KarmaLysing

    I had forgotten how freakin’ hot he was before the Demon Shavers (ptoooie) got hold of him… O_o

  • KarmaLysing

    …In other news, Scott Wolf is aging reasonably well, and is still furry (as evidenced in a recent episode of “V”)…

  • Bro

    I remember having a bit of a crush on him when I watched Party Of Five way back when and I definitely remember that hairy chest. I think he’s only gotten better with age (shaved chest notwithstanding).

  • http://twitter.com/marvelboy74 Todd R

    Yum on those armpits. His face has improved with age; I always thought it was kinda goofy looking back in the day.

  • JuanCarlos

    Well Hello Mr. Fox!!! I can still remember being glued to my Tv , waiting for him to take his shirt off… miss your hairy chest Foxy!!!!

  • starcologne

    I love Matthew! In the pilot of Lost you can see the verry beaityful bodyhair of him.

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  • DoverDavid

    I guess when your on an island there is nothing left to do but take a clam like Fred Flintstone used to and shave your chest, wonder how he keeps it so smooth with no electircity. He has the fact that needs chest hair, he looks gross without it.

  • screenguy

    Thanks for the lesson, Square. Can I please stay after class to earn some extra credit?

  • alguien

    for the record, he was shirtless in the last episode and the fur made a reappearance.

  • http://dearbenin.blogspot.com JoeTimb

    nice post, it’s good to look back at the good old days.
    I still find him hotter nowadays, except for the shaving factor.

    [j]

  • jan vos (netherlands)

    Thanks Dr. MR. Square for your lesson. That’s how the chest of man should look like. So good to notice and see that a naturel body becomes more populair. Less shavened bodies anymore. GREAT

  • Boris

    A man looks so more youthful with a healthy forest growing on his chest!

  • http://gravatar.com mauijim2u

    Thanks for including the shot of him in bed with his arm up. I used to have that episode on video tape (!) I loved the way the camera lingered over his furry pec and pit. That was some good soft porn for me.

  • JuanCarlos

    alguien said that the chest hair was on again on the las episode, but it was a flashback from and old episode, I think he’s still sadly smooth

  • Anne Noise

    I was crushed when he and Jimmy Kimmel got in the shower together, and he was shorn smooth!

  • Harold

    He’s perfection for me either way!!

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  • vorlon

    Matthew fox is so gross – even with a shaved chest in the last season of Lost (what was up with the suddenly smooth chest?) he was awful. Just not a good looking man!

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