A New Low on CBS
Just in case you’re feeling a little too nice this week — maybe helped an old lady to cross the street, donated something to charity or saved an ant, balance up all those acts of kindness with these caps aka one way free train tickets to hell. They’re of the spawn of the devil himself — descended to earth in the form of furry Papa Smurf (you know it’s actually Gargamel in disguise), Russell Hantz from the final episode of “Survivor: Heroes vs Villains” last week. Russell has reached a new low and it’s comforting to know that this is the new no-censor limit from CBS. It is quite puzzling to guess what held those pants together, but I would assume it’s his firm buttocks. That being said, it’s clear that he had access to a grooming kit otherwise it wouldn’t be so deserted down there. Oh come on, there are plenty more extra seats available so stop side eyeing me and let’s go!