A Trio of Mature Hotness in Breaking Bad

By Square on May 29, 2010 in Actors

Okay, actually there are two mature hotness and one hairy chunky goodness — capped by DaveId at Dreamcaps, of course. I just like pretty titles and you know it! First off, tantalize your drool glands with a wet, shirtless Bryan Cranston. He will always be Malcolm’s daddy Hal to me so I don’t quite fancy this bald / soul patch look. Second off, Doug Savant’s older brother. Christopher Cousins is one of the premium silver foxes on screen today and further exploitation should be imposed immediately. Finally, get ready for the main event — a wet Dean Norris, and that is saying a lot! I’m a little busy at the moment (it can happen) so expect light postings for the next few days.

Bryan Cranston Shirtless

Christopher Cousins Shirtless

Christopher Cousins

Dean Norris

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Todd R on May 29th, 2010 at 8:11 am

Wow, Cranston does not look good bald. Cousins definitely is handsome. But I could go for a bear hug.
woof on May 29th, 2010 at 11:03 am

Dean Norris looks similar to Michael Chiklis whom I love and barely get to see shirtless. Am disappointed, that new show where he’s the Dad in a superhero family hints at a shaved chest I’m afraid.
white panda on May 29th, 2010 at 11:04 am

Mmm thanks for the post, Square! You know how I love my daddies!
daknee on May 29th, 2010 at 11:23 am

Ok Cranston does not look good at all bald or not. Hs body is too Grand Daddy than Daddy. Norris has got a great Bear Daddy thing goin on. Does anyone know how old he is? Cousins looks the best! I had no idea he was the brother of Doug Savant. I can see the resemblence now.
Bro on May 29th, 2010 at 12:29 pm

that Christopher Cousins guy is hot! need to start catching up on this show…
Stunatra on May 29th, 2010 at 2:48 pm

I think Cranston looks just fine bald. It really fits him for the role.
Anne Noise on May 29th, 2010 at 5:15 pm

Cranston looks like a meth addict, so, yeah. Perfect.

Cousins is sexy as hell, reminds me of super-sexy Michael Chiklis.

For the record, here’s a sexy, low-quality shirtless Chiklis:

http://i44.tinypic.com/eb3crl.jpg
Anne Noise on May 29th, 2010 at 5:22 pm

Oops, Dean Norris*. That’s what I get for skipping the content and going straight for the beef, haha.
Liam on May 30th, 2010 at 3:27 am

I would seriously put a hurt on Norris. I’m just sayin, that is painfully hot.

I need a moist towelette now…..
Jack on May 30th, 2010 at 8:29 am

Wow, Dean Norris is damn hot, I just want to step into the shower with him!
Colby Varner on May 30th, 2010 at 8:30 am

Christopher Cousins also appears shirtless (albeit a tortured victim) in the movie “Untraceable” which also stars Diane Lane and Colin Hanks (this is the only production so far I get to see Hanks without apparel.)
Brian on May 30th, 2010 at 12:56 pm

I’ve been a big fan of Christopher Cousins since he was on One Life to Live in the early 90s and he has aged well. Hotter now than he was 15 years ago!
Stunatra on May 30th, 2010 at 4:14 pm

@Anne Noise, he does NOT portray a meth addict.
Zalgo on May 30th, 2010 at 9:59 pm

I’ll never forget when I first saw Mr. Cousins on Supernatural. SIgh. HOT FACE IS HOT
Jerry on June 1st, 2010 at 9:05 am

oh my!! Dean Norris at last shirtless!! such a daddy…wich episode is??
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Ryan on June 22nd, 2012 at 7:38 am

I started watching Breaking Bad this week and watched the last episode last night. Dean Norris is all kinds of hot. He’s like a bull.