Because It’s Never Too Late for Some Thomas Jane Skin

Internet fact no. 3,453: Square is always the last person to post any fucking thing. Moving on, Thomas Jane‘s generous shirtlessness in Men’s Fitness magazine (Men’s Health’s sluttier cousin) might be last week month’s news but in my defense, another fun fact to be considered is when one gets tired of a shirtless Thomas Jane, he or she is tired of the life itself! Yay me for another long pointless sentence! While I’m rolling my eyes at the recycled sub-headers on the cover I have to point out that the presumably ‘sculpted’ body fuzz is still prominent in these shots. My feeling is that it’s his natural post trim pattern but after a close examination this untrimmed picture found by our dear Bart at the forum, a further investigation needs to be done. Yes, we take that stuff very seriously.

Aaand also, in the article Thomas Jane said his penis size is ‘average’.

I’m a textbook average guy. I’m 5′10″, I wear a model suit size — 40 regular, 32-inch waist pant — and a size 10 shoe. Everything about me is prototypical. Everything. I even have a right-down-the middle-exactly-average dick.

I mean, people have different standards of what’s ‘average’. Look left, look right, make sure the boss is in his office and you be the judge in this NSFW GIF (peen silhouette alert). It’s from the film “Stander”, and you’re welcome.

Thomas Jane Shirtless in Men's Fitness

Thomas Jane Shirtless in Men's Fitness

Thomas Jane Shirtless in Men's Fitness

Why can’t Thomas Jane let his body hair be great?

Thomas Jane Shirtless

  • DoverDavid

    Mmmmm nice and love the round bubble butt profile…..time for my lunch!

  • DoverDavid

    Hmmm nice, love the butt profile, makes me hungry.

  • starcologne

    What a sexy man! I love him!

  • daknee

    I think I’ve always like him since his punisher days!!!

  • WannaBuyADuck

    Magnificent. What a stud!

  • A M

    Thank you.

  • Just watched him in ‘The Mist’ a few nights ago – good actor and good to look at!
    (As far as below-the-belt talk goes, he has never been shy about baring all in movies – see ‘The Last Time I Committed Suicide’ with Keanu Reeves)

  • vanhenry71

    ummmm YUMMM! Thank you for that delicious tidbit!

  • that’s a real man

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  • babyboy

    Luv me some Thomas Jane I take all those juices….

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