Because It’s Never Too Late for Some Thomas Jane Skin
Internet fact no. 3,453: Square is always the last person to post any fucking thing. Moving on, Thomas Jane‘s generous shirtlessness in Men’s Fitness magazine (Men’s Health’s sluttier cousin) might be last week month’s news but in my defense, another fun fact to be considered is when one gets tired of a shirtless Thomas Jane, he or she is tired of the life itself! Yay me for another long pointless sentence! While I’m rolling my eyes at the recycled sub-headers on the cover I have to point out that the presumably ‘sculpted’ body fuzz is still prominent in these shots. My feeling is that it’s his natural post trim pattern but after a close examination this untrimmed picture found by our dear Bart at the forum, a further investigation needs to be done. Yes, we take that stuff very seriously.
Aaand also, in the article Thomas Jane said his penis size is ‘average’.
I’m a textbook average guy. I’m 5′10″, I wear a model suit size — 40 regular, 32-inch waist pant — and a size 10 shoe. Everything about me is prototypical. Everything. I even have a right-down-the middle-exactly-average dick.
I mean, people have different standards of what’s ‘average’. Look left, look right, make sure the boss is in his office and you be the judge in this NSFW GIF (peen silhouette alert). It’s from the film “Stander”, and you’re welcome.
Why can’t Thomas Jane let his body hair be great?
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