Holy Ginge Batman!

First of all, I’m patting myself on the back for not trying to make any porn jokes. Second of all, I need to thank Patrick Cote and Alan Belcher for taking the lead roles in my wet dream tonight. It’s only natural. These are from UFC’s weigh-in session this week capped by the fantabulous DaveId at Dreamcaps. I rather watch “Whatever Happened to Baby Jane” for the fifth time than sitting through this type of stuff, but these guys are just pushing it — especially gingy Alan Belcher in his Batman undies. That said, I’m not so sure about the tattoo though, I think he aimed for Johnny Cash but it looked more like Rosie O’Donnell or Elvis in his later years. I can’t believe I’m saying this but the biceps are to blame!

Alan Belcher Shirtless

Alan Belcher Shirtless

Alan Belcher Shirtless

Alan Belcher Shirtless

Alan Belcher Shirtless

Patrick Cote Shirtless

Patrick Cote Shirtless

Alan Belcher Shirtless

Alan Belcher Shirtless

Alan Belcher Shirtless

Alan Belcher Shirtless

Alan Belcher Shirtless

Alan Belcher Shirtless

Patrick Cote Shirtless

Patrick Cote Shirtless

Patrick Cote Shirtless

Patrick Cote Shirtless

Patrick Cote Shirtless

Patrick Cote Shirtless

Patrick Cote Shirtless

Patrick Cote Shirtless

Patrick Cote Shirtless

Patrick Cote Shirtless

Alan Belcher Shirtless

  • http://dearbenin.blogspot.com JoeTimb

    These words sound like music to my ears: Patrick Cote, ginger and Batman undies (who’d have known, but still). That duo is hot in so many ways. Patrick’s body is like an amazing, expensive piece of art, and what’s not to love about Alan and his cute little pink nipples? Not to mention the great arms and, oh my, the sweet Batman underwear, which I’m totally desperate for one.

    And, Square, you killed me with “I think he aimed for Johnny Cash but it looked more like Rosie O’Donnell”. ROBLMAO >> B is for my “bed”, which is nice and warm, and calling me by name. Let’s see if I can borrow you Patrick-Alan wet dream for tonight [crossing fingers]!

    [j]

  • WannaBuyADuck

    Oh, joy. We get to watch two hotties beat the sh*t out of each other. Patrick Cote has child bearing hips and Alan Belcher is gorgeous, but the ‘too of Rosie O’Donnell (thank you Square) says volumes about him. I’d let him JO on me, but that’s it!

  • Brendan

    I need a cold shower :-(

  • Cameron

    sorry boys anyone over 12 y/o?
    gimme me grownups with fur ;-)

  • william Bennett

    “Child-bearing hips” – LOL.

  • http://www.woolsrake.com Jay Woolsrake

    What’s the point of being ginger, if you’re just going to shave off your ginger fur, even if it’s light ginger fur? Without your golden red fur, your just another very white guy.

  • http://blog.ctnews.com/meyers joesview

    UFC is gay porn, square!

    • http://www.squarehippies.com/ Square

      @joesview Then it is SO strange that I don’t watch it every week!

  • squarebart

    Oh yeah, I think I’ve said it before… the most fun thing is to turn off the sound and add your own dirty talk porn loop… Those boys f**k hard! ;) x SB

  • Complex

    Not crazy about these two, but UFC fighters honestly have some of the hottest bodies on the planet. And that’s the only reason I ever stop for 2minutes when I happen to flip passed a fight on tv. As for these two.. i’d rather have the bald guy in back :-)

  • JD

    I need to get in touch with the UFC and get a change of rule motion… ALL future weigh-ins are to be done in the nude. Period.

    These guys claim “straighthood” – but I’ve got personal info and it’s quite the contrary. ;-) One of the best fucks (for both) I ever had though, I will say that much. Sorry, no names.

    OK. His first name begins with the letter L.

  • David

    UFC is gay porn for str8 men.

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