How Does This Make You Feel?

THE FUCK. This is one of those times where I would turn neon green, bloat and head straight for the porcelain god to get my intestines out. Via Socialite Life, these are some pictures of the spawn of the anti follicle she devil also known as Carmen Electra “deforesting” a few furry men of all sorts. ILLEGAL. All this abomination of mother nature is part of Philips (the unholy trinity is complete) “Deforest Yourself, Reforest the World“. Yes, THE FUCK is the only way to describe this mess. I can’t even…
Thanks to JH for making my weekend utterly miserable! (Just kidding)





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Awwwwww
This is demasculation (is that a word?) by a blonde bimbo who gets paid to let feminists grind their teeth!
Body hair is what makes men MEN!
I could cry, I will cry – I am crying.
Deforestation should be a criminal offence to protect MANkind.
I’m going for a lie down.
Oh, Carmen Electra, you give whores a bad name.
jeez shaving body hair again? Who started this trend anyway? It just looks awful. A good example is julian mcmahon, he has a very hairy body but i remember a photo of him smooth on a beach and i wanted to throw up. He did not look good and i swear if it was so he’d look younger, it was a major fail. The other actor in Nip Tuck Dylan Walsh has not given into the “pressure” and he still looks good. Shame on the men who’d even think of doing that crap
I guess some men will do anything to get to stand next to used goods.
no, Carmen, no! don’t do this! I am sure that these guys were willing as it was the only way that they could ever get that close to Carmen. why they would want to is beyond me – they must really be straight. I am sure that this bunch was way too “average” looking for Carmen.
but I would take on almost every single one of them – with the fur – and do things to make them feel great in ways that Carmen never could. or would.
I hope all the itching drives them crazy!
Oh Windreader, the first guy was defo above average! However you don’t seem so picky after that tho!
I have to agree with xapji re Julian, he was always one of my faves (going back to cheap Aussie soaps) but he lost me when he depiliorated (is that 2 ls?)
Those guys were hot just the way they were.
Criminal!
That first guy is going to look like a 12 year old boy when he gets his manlyness shaved off. He’s so cute just the way he is too.
Norelco whore! Burn her at the stake!
my cousin who is chinese shaves his hair I think guys should leave there chest pelts alone but Hollywood doesnt want it that way
Two crimes against nature!
I must admit, I partially shave my chest, but only around the nipple/pectoral area. I do it for easy access. I don’t believe it’s sexy, to spit a random chest hair when having my nips sucked on.
That legitimately pisses me off. That first guy is seriously hot with all his chest hair too! Ugh!
What REALLY pisses me off is this is evidently being promoted as some kind of “help Mommy Gaia” politically-correct Veganist Jihad brainwashing bullcrap.
Shaving the normal body hair off of good-looking men promotes nothing except the idea that only adolescent males are sexy. Not to put too fine a point on it, but… ICK. Adult men should look like adult men. PERIOD.
I almost cried. Just when I think that pop culture might be moving in a more fur-positive direction. Well, it may still be saved by my current Holy Trinity of mainstream men: Chris Evans, Ed Westwick, and Ryan Reynolds (who obviously trims, but baby steps).
Slap that woman!
Women like her are just plain evil and must be stopped. But, it just goes to show that you can’t trust anything that bleeds for five days every month, yet it never dies!
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I was actually there, but i was very early, and the deforestation wasn’t happening yet. There were signs up that said something like “deforest yourself, not the world”, or something, and then i just walked away and barfed.
She’s a witch! Burn her! Burn her
NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
the horror
the horror
Just an FYI, for all you little misogynists… At least 30% of the people who post here and on the Forum are HETEROSEXUAL FEMALES, and I believe I am speaking for all of us when I say we are FED THE F**K UP with the borderline-Islamic-Jihad-level hatred you spew.
You know what I say? Never trust anything born with two heads that doesn’t die in under a week.
Now shut the f**k up and stay on topic, how’s that sound?
That bitch!!!!!!!!
This is nothing less than publicly endorsed “anowaxia!”
I am willing to bet that Ms. Electra has felt the pressure to be a lot skinner in her lifetime, among other forms of socially sanctioned body dysmorphia.
I wonder what she’d think of a promo that asked women to line up to puke to save starving babies or lyposuct to for a cure!
Well, actually, my guess is that she probably didn’t think about any of it at all.
Neither did the guys.
@Jay Woolsrake OMG anowaxia! I like that.
@ KarmaLysing I agree with your sentiment 100% although I do believe the topic at hand is: Hairy fairies bitching about other men doing something to their own bodies that may benefit the planet.
And Jay Woolsrake, how ignorant are you, how does bulimia in any degree equal shaving hair (which… dun dun dun, grows back and the removal doesn’t come with bodily damage). Maybe if the baby was covered in hair instead of starving would you give a damn. <_<
Easy, let’s launch a site/blog whatever against Philips. Big companies hate to have something like that against them.
Such an absurd crime! The fuck. indeed!
btw, I SO like the first guy, like, really much!
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I like my men smooth, so this is good!