The Guttenberg, 25 Years Later

And still beefy as hell! This is a 52 year old man, and his body seems to have not age at all (here are some references). I mean look at those pecs. They can feed a small town for a year! When Steve Guttenberg is not running around the park with his pants off (maybe that’s his secret), he makes a cameo in random TV series like this one. What sets “Party Down” apart from the rest is that the creators (mah husband is one of them) had him shirtless — and The Gute did not disappoint! Oh, that Paul Rudd — always sensitive to my needs. Sigh. Anyways, these are capped by awesomer than awesome DaveId at Dreamcaps, with some side servings of Adam Scott’s oasis of fur but still it’s nothing compared to the great pecs of Guttenberg (sounds like a monument in Hamburg). Enjoy!

Steve Guttenberg Shirtless in Party Down

Steve Guttenberg Shirtless in Party Down

Steve Guttenberg Shirtless in Party Down

Steve Guttenberg Shirtless in Party Down

Steve Guttenberg Shirtless in Party Down

Steve Guttenberg Shirtless in Party Down

Steve Guttenberg Shirtless in Party Down

Adam Scott Shirtless in Party Down

Adam Scott Shirtless in Party Down

Adam Scott Shirtless in Party Down

  • DoverDavid

    He’s got a little bit of that Tom Jones thing happening.

  • His body seems not to have “aged” rather than “age”. I agree.

  • XPT

    His body is hot (had a crush on him because of Cocoon! and another movie where he was almost naked, anybody remembers???). But now his face is sort of fucked up.

  • Joanna

    DAAAAYAM!!! LOVE THEM THUMB SLOTS!!! And thank you Lord, he hasn’t shved his beautiful hairy chest!! I want to kill guys and especially gals that shave thiose awesome chests!!

    Thanks Boss

  • WannaBuyADuck

    Actually, he has a LOT of that Tom Jones thing happening. His face looks like he’s had “work done.” He always had a hot bod, but at this point I’ll pass. (LIke I had a chance anyway!)

  • cohencha

    MAN! He looks fantastic! I think swimming around with the cocoons really worked.

  • QCNiceGuy

    I still wouldn’t kick him out of bed after all these years!!!!!

  • I have had the hots for Steve Guttenberg for so long. Damn!

  • Anonymous

    Very nice pictures of hot hairy chest and body!! Is this out on DVD to buy?

  • Eric

    What is with the “mah husband?” It’s stupid.

  • JuanCarlos

    I don’t think it’s stupid, don´t listen to him square!!

  • robertg

    uh oh, Eric, not nice. one avoids “stupid” when posting, and one avoids essentially calling Square “stupid”. He provides all this stuff graciously
    and can say anything he wishes. Besides, he’s never anything but very funny.
    Hold thy tongue. Or, you might try another paltry site where posts are made that aren’t stupid–in your estimation.

  • Keith

    @XPT You’re probably thinking of “High Spirits” co-starring Daryl Hannah. It’s one of my favorite films of the 1980s and is sorely underappreciated.

  • KMac

    @Joanna,
    I don’t know any gals who shave their chests (except possibly in Co. Tipperary)

  • D

    His chest looks soooooooooooooo deliciously big and broad in that fifth picture. My GOD, he looks fan-TASTIC.

  • KarmaLysing

    Yep, Mr. Guttenberg still has it goin’ on…

    “Monument in Hamburg”… ROFLMAO…

    @Eric – feel free to migrate back to imanemotwatlet.com, where your vaunted opinion will be met with the worship you clearly feel it deserves.

  • SteveDenver

    It’s worth watching Cocoon again, just to see his fantastic straining package in those cheap cotton shorts with the squares on them. When he comes up on deck, those shorts barely hold their secret!
    Love you Steve G.

  • Boris

    I will be 40 next month (bye bye youth) and if I had a body like that, I would be the happiest camper of them all. As for his face, he still is very cute in that department!

    @Eric: I am with KarmaLysing and robertg. Square does not hurt anyone with his fantasies of pretend-husbands, so you might choose your words more carefully next time, especially since no one forces you to visit this site or even read our friend’s prose.

  • Bob E

    Hey Eric, what’s with you “being Eric” and all. It’s stupid.

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