Will Forte, Unshaved

By Square on May 19, 2010 in Actors

In other more important news, naked pictures of the owner of one of the best hairy chests in the business, Will Forte have been leaked to the world wide web. These modeling shots were allegedly taken during his pre-MacGruber days for Playgirl. I hate to drool at these while thinking Will Forte is completely SHAVED now. It’s like looking at the lost city of Atlantis during its glory days. I really hope that Will won’t go down the Matthew Fox route, because it will be a damn shame! These are of course censored for your office pleasure, but if photoshopped micro peens are your cup of tea — visit the source and prepare to be disappointed. Important note: size of Fozzie Bear has nothing to do with size of his peen. Now, if mah husband does something like this I think I will spontaneously evaporate into thin air. Might not be a good thing.

Will Forte Shirtless as MacGruber

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Todd R on May 19th, 2010 at 7:19 pm

Will has such a great body. So beautifully hair.
JoeTimb on May 19th, 2010 at 7:40 pm

oh my, that’s a freaking hot hairy body. armpits are just so hairy! what’s not to love here?!
Great great post!

[j]
JoeTimb on May 19th, 2010 at 7:45 pm

“if mah husband does something like this I think I will spontaneously evaporate into thin air”

you’re always so funny!

[j]
squarebart on May 19th, 2010 at 8:37 pm

He look goood.
A M on May 19th, 2010 at 9:37 pm

Proof that there is a God. Thank you.
Lon on May 19th, 2010 at 11:35 pm

I read an interview with Will where he said he had to shave his body for a role on “30 Rock” in which he played a cross-dresser. He also said his chest hair was growing back so hopefully he’ll be back in full foliage soon.
DoverDavid on May 20th, 2010 at 7:28 am

In some of the previews I have seen on tv for the MacGruber movie, Will is sporting a hairy chest.
jan vos (netherlands) on May 20th, 2010 at 9:55 am

Will go back to your roots and the way you really are/look like. Don’t shave your chest anymore. What a waste with a beauty hairy chest/body.
Back to natural is the way to go now.
JAF on May 20th, 2010 at 12:28 pm

Is there any way to get these Will Forte shots without that annoying, offensive graphic over his bits?
Ray Bishop on May 20th, 2010 at 2:07 pm

Maybe it was wishful “looking”, but at the very end of the Lost episode two weeks ago…..crazy lady kills woman after she gives birth to twins……….., there is a shot of Jack, Matthew Fox, shirtless, and it appeared like he was letting his chest hair grow back. Check it out and if so, hope you will post…..Thanks…

Will Forte should never shave again…………..Ray
Boris on May 20th, 2010 at 4:36 pm

The body is yumity yum, but talk about a diseased hair cut!
Bob on May 20th, 2010 at 8:53 pm

I think that these pictures are “fakes”. They have put Will Fortes head on another body.
Square on May 21st, 2010 at 1:29 am

@Bob Interesting view. The best thing to do is to compare his chest in MacGruber and in these shots. Anyone?
Kerut on May 21st, 2010 at 9:25 pm

wonder if this marketing will work? the movie is just one big farce. my guess is just the peen itself is photo-shopped smaller, to infer the character is making up for something

KINDA funny, though i’d love to see his real thing
robertg on May 22nd, 2010 at 9:21 pm

Well, if you’re really DYING to see it, go to “Source” highlighted in Square’s always yackingly funny intro. The “Source” blurb describes it as “average size”.

Average? It’s just not there! Oh my. How embarrassin’ Put your undies back on, Will.
mike64 on May 30th, 2010 at 11:08 am

Too much furriness for me.
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eagander on April 29th, 2011 at 7:49 am

The source cock shots are obvious Photoshopped. It all a part of the humor/irony.