A Dream Came True: Phil Spencer is Shirtless
Oh my hot sticky gravy! Please excuse me while I go smack myself in the head for not posting this earlier. Illegal! One of my personal goals in life is to witness the unshirting of British television host and relocation expert Phil Spencer. At last, here are caps of a shirtless Phil also better known as the recurring star of my wet dreams from the first episode of his new(ish) show, “Relocation: Phil Down Under” on UK Channel 4. Yes, I would very much like Phil to relocate to my down under, please (sorry it was too easy). I can’t believe it took him 10,000 miles away from home to get his shirt off — but whatever it takes! It’s so worth the wait and my crotch was right all along — he is one VERY HAIRY bugger. The hills are definitely alive. Lock the door, grab some tissues and enjoy (I’m telling myself).
And because I have nothing better to do, here’s a GIF as my gift (!) to you Phil Spencer fans. You’re welcome.
Update: By request, here’s the clip. You’ll probably need one more box of tissues because of the accent.
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Wow, he’s really hot. Reminds me of Alec Baldwin in Miami Blues… if you’ll excuse me, I need to grab for some tissues now! Thanks, Square!!
Oh, if I may brag just a little: last winter I had a fling with quite some resemblance – pretty much the same chest and head… it was a good winter!!
OMG – bald is beautfiul. Hairy body and pits. And those devlish looks he gives.
@fofml I hate you.
Big, beefy chest covered in hair: beautiful.
i bet he has a reeeet juicy cock
I’ll PASS , but thanks for sharing !
Yum! Looking like that AND British!? I’d probably pass out if he were to speak…
He’s a nice looking guy, both with and without a shirt on, thanks for sharing.
Perfection. Thank you from the bottom of my tissue box.
Sexy as hell. Love the hairline, haha.
@square: why is the temperature just got up in my apartment?
@Servonut: his voice is tp die for! Very sexy accent!
Hey Square, how exciting this must have been for you to come across; just the way he whips off his shirt with total confidence to show off that big furry hunk of chesty beauty.
Please sir, can I have some more? I love it. Thanks for posting it and thanks too for championing the cause of male body hair. Well done, a fan from Paris, France.
Is there any way you could post a vid of this shirtless scene on Youtube.
He is so hot!
I like it all, but I REALLY like those stick-out ears! x SB
YES! THANKYOU! phil spencer is one of the sexiest daddies on british tv, whenever he is on a programme all i can do is stare at his bulge and hope by some act of god that his pants fall down. thankyou squarehippies from the bottom of my heart and the tip of my cock <3.
@squarebart OMG me too! Stick-out ears are THE SEX!
Updated with THE CLIP. All work and no play makes Phil a very dull boy indeed. Now drop trou.
Oh, Daddy….!
Was only mildly interested the first time you posted something about Phil. Oh how could I have been so blind? What a HOT HOT MAN!
Thanks for opening my eyes, Square, just in time for me to bury my face in his luscious chest!
what a sexy man. I want bad and hard sex with him.
Is it me, or does it look like he’s completely shaved any chest hair that might peek through one of his V-neck t-shirts? He just looks unusually bald and shiny in that area.
Phil should do a porn flick… I’ll agree to be the fluffer, for free!
@Boris Hell, I would PAY him to do just that.
@Square: maybe we should all pitch in, and then use him as our own personal sex toy!
OMG. Definitely giving Mike Rowe a run for my money!
Amazing chest! I’ve been watching his programs for ages and I’ve always been wondering what would be underneath his shirt. Wow.
Thanks Square!
LOOK! All of you just Back off.
THIS hot Daddy is MINE. I’m not selfish, I just have boundaries.
The only way you get to taste this furry meet is if you have Paul Adelstein in a cupboard and you are prepared to swap for a weekend.
Get back to your own husbands…
AM I CLEAR?
Would love to have HIM keeping me warm on a cold winter night! WOOF!
sorry!
That should have been “furry meat”
omg, he kinda reminds of the guy that chases tornados in his specially designed crash truck…can’t remember his name but I came “this close” to chasing HIS tail in my neighborhood last year when his entourage came prowling through. I got about 10 feet away from him but the ladies had him cornered up against the tail section of his crash truck and wouldn’t let go…so I whimpered away in abject dejection…..
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Ew. That guy is disgusting. He resembles one of my dad’s friends who constantly has a plumbers crack and smells like cheese. What is wrong with all of you?
Sorry Mike
We all got uncloned for a mo!
Mac
It is so great to know that there are really some Englishmen around that have hairy bodies. Everything I see is always shaved or waxed to nothing. I Love this guy!
hot hairy body love to jerk off on that chest and eat it off after:) yum!
make my penis strained square weight
ohh god i’ve had wet dreams the last nights thanks to hose pix and video… this guy is the perfect type of man i like…. perfect!!! so male!! so big!! so hairy!!! and bald!!! i luv bald ones
I once worked with him and he is very lively and very lovely. Alas, despite my attempts to get next to him in the loo I never got to see his wondermeat. I did get to smell his horny fresh sweat a coupl;e of times though, and once saw him shirtless as he swapped shirts. Staight into the loo, rock hard and wanking – not the only one in the crew either. We satisfied each other instead.
Hot sweaty sex with beefy firm hairy Phil yes please
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Awesome.. So hot.. Would like to see a few more shots of the bulge in his trousers too