Because The World Cup Is On

By Square on June 15, 2010 in Athletes

If you think I was gone because of this piece of devastating news, then you know me too well. Okay, not really. My ass has been too lazy these past couple of days and that’s just about it. Since it’s the world cup season and all, I thought I’d post something related to that — in this case, extremely furry English striker Wayne Rooney from Powerade‘s “Rooney vs Rooney” commercial. It’s clear that this adorable furball (there’s a pun in there somewhere) doesn’t give a rat’s ass about body grooming and for that he earns a special place in my crotch. If this was made in the lovely US of A, he would’ve been trimmed to hell and back. Watch the commercial after the jump and thanks to Juan Felipe for the heads up!

Wayne Rooney Shirtless

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DoverDavid on June 15th, 2010 at 10:21 am

Yummy, wish they would have World Cup locker room fotage posted for any after game fun!
Jay Woolsrake on June 15th, 2010 at 11:34 am

There are certain sports I could watch for hours with the sound turned down, the way straight guys watch women’s volleyball.

Now that you’ve introduced me to Wayne Rooney, English soccer now joins Italian soccer, rugby, Aussie -rules football, cage fighting and old Colt Studio videos.
Boris on June 15th, 2010 at 2:35 pm

Here’s a SHINNING example of what to do with body hair; LEAVE IT ALONE!
robertg on June 15th, 2010 at 3:42 pm

just when you think he couldn’t be any hotter, then these caps. Well, alrighty then!
Todd R on June 15th, 2010 at 6:35 pm

wow
WOWZA on June 15th, 2010 at 10:18 pm

NOW THAT’S A MAN!

oh the dirty thoughts that are going through my mind.
Tom on June 16th, 2010 at 7:46 am

This is a real man….the kind of man one would love to service!!!
HOT, HOT , HOT!!!
Now I need to go cool off
robertg on June 16th, 2010 at 4:26 pm

Sorry, Ben C., move over.
Rob on June 16th, 2010 at 8:32 pm

I love Rooney! Thanks for sharing this!
Julia on July 18th, 2010 at 10:40 am

Any way you can get a topless picture of Fernando Muslera? He’s so elusive! Would be really great if you could though
JJ on September 17th, 2010 at 3:35 pm

I realize this is late… but you should check out the Swiss goalie.. he is very good looking.
Square on September 18th, 2010 at 1:30 am

@JJ What’s on mah husband’s forehead. It’s not my name is it? (Please let it be my name)
doug on November 16th, 2010 at 9:16 pm

that’ll teach him! ha He’ll probably never hear the end of that! this tiny bit of hair on his collar is a tease of his unshaven chest

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