Best Premiere Ever

By Square on June 15, 2010 in Actors

A stand off between two pairs of furry man tits? Oh Alan Ball, you’re too much sometimes! Everybody knows that the “True Blood” season premiere last Sunday was the best premiere in the history of everything in like, forever. This post however, is focusing on what your eyes tattooed on the back of your brain while watching it — two amazing furry pecs in very close proximity to each other which belong to Sam Trammell and Stephen Moyer. I want to see the rest of the scene please, because I’m pretty sure it doesn’t end there! In other follicle news, it’s official — everyone on “True Blood” is furry including Alexander Skarsgård! These are capped by Superherofan and head over there when the boss isn’t looking. You know you want to.

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DoverDavid on June 15th, 2010 at 10:20 am

Now if they had just touced nipples…..Wonder Twin Nipples….activate!
joesview on June 15th, 2010 at 11:17 am

Guess I’m gonna have to get HBO again!
Jay Woolsrake on June 15th, 2010 at 11:24 am

It was a great chest-full episode (though HBO now seems to be shying completely away from the male frontal nudity it was famous for in Six Feet Under, Oz and Rome). As for Bill Compton and Sam Merlotte: I guess I must’ve done some blood drinking, because I’ve had similar dreams.
Bro on June 15th, 2010 at 11:35 am

That scene with Bill & Sam was so ridiculously hot… wow…
Felt kind of cheated out of that almost-kiss. Maybe we’ll get more later in the season? We can only hope.
Van on June 15th, 2010 at 11:44 am

about damn time!
this was the hottest episode of tv ever.
this is going to be one exciting season!

where are the toosh pics?
and more sam trammell, hbo!
Todd R on June 15th, 2010 at 6:34 pm

*sigh* I need some release.
Colby Varner on June 15th, 2010 at 8:42 pm

“I heard the water in Arkansas… is very hard.” Damn! Love that line! XD
Mallory on June 16th, 2010 at 12:18 am

Yes the scene with Sam and Bill was verrah nice, but before that was the business with Eric, and I almost collapsed. Alexander Skarsgard is very close to perfection as a physical specimen. Damn. Still, he doesn’t make me want to get so nasty it becomes nastay, like Stephen Moyer and Sam Trammell, but this is an occasion where “its all good” totally fits.
Olle on June 16th, 2010 at 5:39 am

Why did that bastard have to wake up?! :’(
joe on June 16th, 2010 at 8:33 am

I don’t know what is it, But that scene with Bill and Sam was hotter than any porn movie. maybe its cause I actually care about the characters.
I kept watching it over and over.
It made for great television. I just adore Sam. both on screen and off.
He’s just one sexy guy, Bill is starting to grow on me as well.
Now it only Jason walked out of the bathroom naked too.
My TV would have exploded. along with something else.
biware on June 17th, 2010 at 8:16 pm

I don’t like Sam’s boobs -.-
Also I can’t believe you didn’t mention the awesome “I heard the water in Arkansas is hard” line. It was the moneyshot of the scene.
Complex on June 19th, 2010 at 10:52 pm

@Jay Woolsrake…. male frontal nudity in Six Feet Under??? Where? Are u sure you’re talking about the right show? I’m renting the whole series now and I don’t recall seeing any male frontal nudity. I think once. Please let me know… cuz Peter Krause is sooo hot! Would love to see his frontal shot!
curer bell on July 4th, 2010 at 10:46 pm

does sam have a case of gyno? he’s still very handsome though.
Romina on July 5th, 2010 at 6:49 am

OMG!!! This is SOOOO HOT!!!! These are the SEXIEST guys on TV EVER!!! Though there’s no comparison, I’d like the Salvatore brothers from The Vampire Diaries to do the same! YUMMI!!!
brazilian girl on August 12th, 2010 at 8:04 pm

this sam and bill scence was reaaaaally hot and i was surprised when sam’s answer the phone and i was thinking: “ooooh, i want more of this”… 2 guys together in a scene like that never turns me on, but this one was exception, for sure!! i went to bed thinking of me, sam and bill together…. ohhh, and that eric’s moment with the stripper……….OMG!! I want to be sookie!!!
Filip on August 20th, 2010 at 4:45 pm

from which ep is this??
jckfmsincty on August 23rd, 2010 at 6:39 pm

Really, wouldn’t most vampires be gay?
robertg on August 23rd, 2010 at 9:12 pm

Well, no. Traditionally, vampires have sought out nubile virgins, of the female variety. It was their blood and only their blood that could keep them alive for eternity. They were sort of “asexual”. I don’t know what today’s message is. But I don’t think homosexuality has much to do with it unless the definition, and the being itself, has changed, transmogrified. To some degree, however, over time in fiction writing, blood was blood. When the going got tough, any neck in a storm was just fine.
robertg on August 23rd, 2010 at 9:23 pm

I’ll add: invasion of “territory” could bring about vampire-on-vampire activity, and proselytizing the beastly type to keep it active would cause a vampire to go after men. ["The Lost Boys"]. And then there’s just plain old meanness. After all, vampirism is an aberration, and aberrant behavior goes against the norms of society. As far as I know, there weren’t many benign varieties. ["Oh no! I'm a vampire! Please stay away, I don't want you to be one, too!--although that does sound sort of familiar. Maybe George Hamilton said it.] Could be today’s literature, TV, movies are different in that way. I confess to being not familiar. I go back to Nosferatu. That silent movie, BTW, is still horrifying.
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