Happy Daddy’s Day!

If last year’s Father’s Day was hosted by Mike Rowe, Mitch Pileggi and Richard Burgi, this year’s geriatric rave party is being hosted by “Extreme Fishing” host and my crotch’s frequent flyer gold member Robson Green. To get things started, he’s asking you to have a look at our selection of fine mature pieces of sweet mancakes we have found this year — Jeremy Wade, Steve Forrest (no wire hangers please), Mark Valley, the men of “Breaking Bad“, indescribable hotness Phil Spencer and his older twin brother Scott Bakula. If you insist on drooling on Robson though, you should go here and here. And because I’m feeling generous today, enjoy two shirtless clips of this British daddy perfection in his tight swimming trunks from ITV’s “Wild Swimming Adventure” after the jump. Happy mature men appreciation day everyone!

Robson Green Shirtless

Robson Green Shirtless

Robson Green Shirtless

Robson Green Shirtless

Robson Green Shirtless

Robson Green Shirtless

Robson Green Shirtless

Robson Green Shirtless

Robson Green Shirtless

Robson Green Shirtless

  • Julius Seizure

    Ah yes, isn’t he a fine piece of Geordy hotness? I’m not sure which i prefer, the red speedo stretched across is lovely little ass or the black shorts because they don’t seem to hide much.

    I’ll be in my bunk.

  • Dan

    Is it just me, or does his voice not match his body at all?

  • Marie Cohn

    There isn’t as much shrinkage as you’d expect to see. RG’s chest hair has gotten grizzled, but he’s still the shit!

  • KarmaLysing

    I have lusted after this man since I first saw him in a truly goofy summer puffball called “The Student Prince”, which was basically a remake of “Cyrano”, and also starred Rupert Penry-Jones. (The “Prince” of the title).

    Then came “Wire in the Blood”, specifically the very first episode of same, and, well… (ahem)… I’ll be in my bunk…

  • http://twitter.com/marvelboy74 Todd R

    oh my god, I think he has just ruined me for every other man out there.

  • rodthehorny

    omg. i need to j/o, i nned to j/o, i need to j/o again :D

  • robertg

    “Wire in the Blood” Yep, the first episode I saw of that, he being trundled down a hospital hallway bare chested on a gurney [wasn’t that in the first episode?]–see how some things are seared into your retinae forever?–I nearly jumped out of my skin. No one had ever heard of him in my neck of the woods so I went on a one-man evangelical mission to get all my gay friends to tune in. I was quickly beatified without the 3 required miracles.

  • Joel

    ARGH!! This bloke is sooo hot, just the chest does it for me. Its a shame for all those that missed out on the TV show!!

  • KMac

    Shame we didn’t get to see his Loch Ness Monster!
    ;)

  • http://www.woolsrake.com Jay Woolsrake

    Square, I am forever indebted to you for the constant flow of hunky, handsome, grown up, fur that comes pouring into my life from SqHp! I think my heart skipped a beat on this one. Maybe, simply because my blood flow changed directions abruptly.

  • Tazzyy

    ehh, have you seen the vid of him naked?? You only see the backside though…

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  • Mynyun

    If I’m not mistaken, Robson Green played on BBC’s being human, as a werewolf. And when I seen him on there I nearly shot a load. That’s the first time I seen him and he was HOT.!

  • Jasper

    NICE butt! ruggedly good looking and furry. Do others find the forehead lines sexy?

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